Give your past self a piece of advice that would've saved

don't act retarded just to make people laugh

Break the relationship off before flirting again

Around blacks never relax

Put the beer down! What a mess I'm cleaning up in my life now

You could've gotten away with it

Just go active duty you fucking pussy reserves is shit

>>16711473
Think carefully about your college major. Many schools have majors you didn't even know existed.

>>16711534
Kek.

>>16711817
What do you mean? Thinking about reserves here.

end it now before it gets worse

Don't give those cunts your lunch, they will never befriend you, they will only tatter your life from that point until 6th grade. You're still fit, young one! Run while you can!

Stop fapping to porn so much, then it wouldn't be so difficult for you to get hard sometimes.

Invest in a solid Roth IRA as soon as you have steady work

>>16711881
kek

Brush your teeth twice a day instead of once..

You are smart, don't be so lazy and you can be a pilot. You have the aptitude for it, just get off your ass.

>>16711817
Which branch? Im active duty Air Force 7 years and its starting to suck major dick

Learn how to overcome social awkwardness.

Dear me,
kill yourself as soon as possible. no matter the way, just do it.

do not date anyone until you are 40.

Don't go on 4chan. No matter how great Nathan makes it sound, never, ever go there. It'll fuck you up socially, mentally and ruin your life.

DON'T GO ON 4CHAN

>>16712691
Fuck you Nathan! Why did you have to do this to us?!

>>16711473
dont major is physics, major is computer science.

Easy. You don't know what love is. Wait a bit and save yourself a lot of bad decisions and painfull experiences. If you find the one you'll know

>>16712819
What's wrong with physics

>>16712824
nojob

Hello anon, I am you from the future.

Have a piece of advice: VOTE TRUMP

>>16712824
Only regret.
Physics isnt what you think it is. Its literally guessing and checking things you dont know. Taking stabs in the dark. no where near as glorious as people tend to believe.
CS actually allowed me to use my skills

>>16711473
A wet bird never flies at night.

>>16711473
Don't eat the yellow snow.

Me: DON'T MARRY HIM!!!

Get professional help for your dad. He dies when you're 14 from heart failure from his pain killer addiction.

stop buying twizzlers every fucking day you little fatty ssssssssstop

>>16711473
Your bird in her bush is worth two in your hand.

Your dick is actually above average, stop being embarrassed about it, dont no to sleeping with girls because of it.

Stop struggling with your girl, it will end no matter how hard you try. It will hurt like hell, but in a few years you will see you were both much better off.

Just sell your stocks and buy that apartment building like you are thinking about. Restate prices will continue to grow at 5-10% every year and rent prices will increase with 25-50% in the next 5 years.

Ask for help. People won't think you're weak or love you any less if you do.

You deserve to be loved. All those amazing people around you, you deserved them.

There's a line between being kind and being stupid. Do not cross it.

>>16711473
When in danger or in doubt,
Run in circles, scream and shout.

Do you wanna know why they all like you? Everyone that gets a chance to be close to you? Why you make everyone fall in love? It's because you are mesmerizing. You are beautiful inside AND outside. You have something real precious inside. Value yourself more. This is the world paying you a compliment. TAKE IT. You aren't cursed. Love will find you somehow. I still don't know when, but hang in there!

Stop playing video games. You will look back on all your years of playing video games instead of studying and you will have no notable memories from those fucking video games.

>>16711473
Start thinking for yourself, it is your life after all.

>>16711827
It's just boring. I got fat. We don't do anything and reservists are annoying assholes.

I've never really don't my job. It's not bad though, just a personal thing. I miss being active I really liked it. But if you have school plans and shit you're fine.

>>16712486
Army. Oh I'm sure it does though. I would have rather just done 4 active and got out. I just passed my 6 year mark.

Don't support people who would turn their back on you for someone prettier. Don't hold out hope of someone growing up, they are stagnant and toxic and will only drag you down.