>Girfriend comes out that shes into beast
>initially just taken back
>she shows me the things she likes
>be sorta ok with it
>fast forward a couple months
>she wants me to watch her get mounted
>decide whatever as i really dig her
>get turned on by it
>feeling like shit
>cant look her in the eye
>go to a bar
>call her and tell her to take her things and get out
>wait a couple hours
>all her stuff is gone
>she took the dog too
how do I get my dog back without getting into some problematic shit
with dogs there is a neverending battle to be leader of the pack. a pack is usually the household the dog belongs to, so it could be just you and the dog, etc.
both male and female dogs hump things to show dominance. a male dog will never get to mate with a bitch unless he is able to dominate her.
since your gf let herself get mounted by your dog, in the mind of your dog its his gf now (I'm not trolling here this is true) and as such she has very little power over him and he also probably sees humans as under him as well.
tell me this isn't true, Id consider suicide desu man
remember bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks applies to 99% of women population nowadays
LOL not her fault you let her do it then kicked her out, dogs probably a better fuck then you pussy
I now fear to put my dick into any vag, who knows what's been inside
if im killing anyone its her
ive been sitting and thinking about this, the tim when she got fucked by my dog seemed so natural, like theyve done it before
i bet that whore was fucking him all along
sitting here in darkness getting shitfaced and almost to the point of crying now
>come home from work
>tfw shit day
>get beer from fridge, roll joint the size of a small african nation
>first thread that I see is about a guy who got cucked by his dog
>and then the dog left him for another woman
I fucking love 4chan.
Your friends will find out sooner or later, imagine them hearing girl left you for a dog.
Go get your fucking dog OP. That's like your child (the dog) and it's getting fucked by that female
bro i would, I have 0 clue where she went.
doesnt take her cell
doesnt have a car
her parents live like in canada or some shit
doesnt have that many friends
like where do i start
its my dog, but you twist it to sound so horrible
These OP, you get that fucking dog back (you fucked upalong with your gf for letting it get fucked) and save it from being abused, get it rehabilitated if you have to, like
,says it's goona be difficult, but worth it.
and maybe let it have a good home and life. A man's dog is something you figuratively and literally, do not fuck with
>she took the dog too
There go my sides.
Good luck with that one, m8
Dude, it doesn't matter.
People do anal and there's literally shit inside there.
What matters is does it bother you that she had sex with your dog?
If yes, you shouldn't have allowed it to happen.
>ive been sitting and thinking about this, the tim when she got fucked by my dog seemed so natural, like theyve done it before
Then they probably had, because dogs don't fuck humans unless trained to.
all she had was fucking clothes and shit, think ive been away fro like 2-3 at most 4 hours
she obv took her phone, only thing of hers left is shampoos and some shoes
i know, fuck man this is just bad
thought you said she didn't take her cell. then in that case its simple text her to return the dog or that you'll call the police, or change the locks wait a week or so until she tries to come back to get the rest of her shit. but really for all you know she might have killed the dog and just left
Top fucking kek
I can't believe you let your gf fuck a literal animal.
dude if she killed my max, ill fucking straight up murder that bitch. dont even joke about it man
im somewhat drunk, so gonna call cops tomorrow, as theyll just laugh at me like you guys did if i tell them that my gf fucked my dog and left me for him
this is why beast people are subhuman and automatically too damaged goods to date. you're a fucking moron for not dumping her on the spot OP
>not neutering your dog
a shelter I used to work with was about to adopt out a dog to a couple, but they were acting really strange with the dog. and when they brought their own animal in for the dog intro, the poor shit was cowering and flinching at their touch all the time and was showing fear aggression. felt too uncomfortable to adopt out the dog but decided to look them up because we suspected abuse of their other dog. saw some pro-zoophile shit and realized they were probably doing way worse to that fucking dog. reported them, and turns out they had a history of complaints of this nature and when AC did a welfare check there was evidence in the house. thankfully the dog was seized and rehabilitated and adopted out
report her to the police and animal control, best you can do unless you want to just go full Viking and just take the dog, which I don't think would be unreasonable in this situation. do you have any evidence of her admitting to being a zoophile? that would help
dominance and pack theory with humans is largely a myth. they can distinguish other dogs from humans. it's also why stray dogs don't really form packs. a lot of the aggression has to do with the hormones in the male dog. same reason unaltered make dogs are more aggressive, especially with unaltered females. the sexual abuse worsens the behavior. or that it's actually pain, since the bone in their dick can easily be broken when forced/trained to fuck a human. and they're much more instinctual as well, they'll keep going despite that because it's how they're hard wired to go, because in their mind it's for survival
a Brazilian study showed a higher risk of cervical cancer for the human and penile cancer in the dog after engaging in this behavior
forgot to add, better move fast OP. people into this shit are notorious for dumping their animals once they stop obeying or tolerating it. Craigslist is a favorite of theirs. some of the more sadistic ones will abuse/kill the animal once they aren't useful anymore as well
Think about this, OP: do you REALLY want that dog back?
Taking care of and spending time with an animal that fucked your ex? That's like rape baby-tier.
I'd give it away to the Humane Society or something.
you're right anon, I was far too kind in my post
that shelter was a shitty county one in SoCal, so we dealt with this way more than you would imagine. it was awful. almost all the males had to be euthanized due to aggression. one of the females had to be fucking treated for a STI. it was awful
doesn't really happen where I am now, or at least I hope not.
You let your dog fuck your girlfriend?! Are you fucking retarded?
you could listen to these other poster
or, OR, or listen to me for a second, or, you could kill yourself for being a faggot, the dogs getting to bust its nut you've got no chill brah
Tfw this is my borderline fetish
however i would never follow through with it in real life, it's basically cheating/cucked. she doesn't need you for sex any more, and most likely the dog is better (wangs r huge)
i would be into it with like fwb but definetly not gf material, you are literally a cuck
also i can guarantee you she has been fucking the dog for a while, they need alot of training to do this and if she was ready to show you she would have experimented alone with it a fair bit
most dogs will be bigger than most people, labs and large breeds avg 7-8inch
also the biggest thing is the knot,, the base that can swell up to the size of a tennis ball (alot of pressure on the g spot)
if you really want to know i could gauge how much of a whore she is sorta.
What breed was the dog?
and if you aren't trolling and this really happened then you should be able to tell if she got knotted or not, if it wasn't in you would have seen it
(most amateurs cant take it, if she could it means she's probably been doing this for a long time)
>dogs confirmed better @ sex than humans unless you have 7-8 incher. time to rip
protip : I don't have girlfriend, no ragrets
>being this mad
face it m8, im gay and a good 70% of my girlfriends say they love black men but don't admit it cos white guys are usually against it
PS im a top into asian twinks so don't say its cos i love the negros
And I thought I was reasonably equipped