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>Girfriend comes out that shes into beast
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>Girfriend comes out that shes into beast
>initially just taken back
>she shows me the things she likes
>be sorta ok with it

>fast forward a couple months
>she wants me to watch her get mounted
>decide whatever as i really dig her
>get turned on by it

however

>next day
>feeling like shit
>cant look her in the eye
>go to a bar
>call her and tell her to take her things and get out
>wait a couple hours
>go home
>all her stuff is gone
>she took the dog too

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

how do I get my dog back without getting into some problematic shit
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>>16700583
1. Pickup your gun and go over and say give me my fucking dog.

2. Call the cops tell them she's raping your dog.
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>>16700583
She's literally sexually abusing a dog that doesn't belong to her. Call the cops.
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that dog shouldn't be with her, especially after you've allowed it to dominate her. it's going to be a lot of training for that dog to get back at the natural pecking order now.
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>>16700614
explain
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>>16700583
cucked by a dog
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>>16700631
with dogs there is a neverending battle to be leader of the pack. a pack is usually the household the dog belongs to, so it could be just you and the dog, etc.
both male and female dogs hump things to show dominance. a male dog will never get to mate with a bitch unless he is able to dominate her.
since your gf let herself get mounted by your dog, in the mind of your dog its his gf now (I'm not trolling here this is true) and as such she has very little power over him and he also probably sees humans as under him as well.
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>>16700583
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>>16700632
shut up shut up SHUT UP
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>>16700647
tell me this isn't true, Id consider suicide desu man
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>>16700649
im not killing myself, shes the one who got dog schlonged man
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>>16700655
Still dog is getting more laid than you do, let that sink in.
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>>16700659
atm probably he does

fucking bitches man i swear to god
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>>16700664
remember bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks applies to 99% of women population nowadays
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>>16700664
LOL not her fault you let her do it then kicked her out, dogs probably a better fuck then you pussy
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>>16700675
i really dont need this right now man
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>>16700676
Well don't be stupid then.
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>>16700583
>Let her fuck a dog
>Not be okay with it afterwards
How do people do this to themselves?
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>>16700688
I now fear to put my dick into any vag, who knows what's been inside
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>>16700681
no.

if im killing anyone its her

ive been sitting and thinking about this, the tim when she got fucked by my dog seemed so natural, like theyve done it before

i bet that whore was fucking him all along

sitting here in darkness getting shitfaced and almost to the point of crying now
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>>16700583
>be me
>come home from work
>tfw shit day
>get beer from fridge, roll joint the size of a small african nation
>open 4chin
>first thread that I see is about a guy who got cucked by his dog
>and then the dog left him for another woman
>mfw

I fucking love 4chan.
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>>16700697
if you get the dog back he's going to rape you in your sleep
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this whole thing is like a bad dream from witch i cant wake up man
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>>16700720
post pics of your girl, and your dog
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>>16700721
im not stupid, dont want you pulling out information like you fuckers do and sending it to my friends and family
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>>16700723
Your friends will find out sooner or later, imagine them hearing girl left you for a dog.
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Go get your fucking dog OP. That's like your child (the dog) and it's getting fucked by that female
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>>16700729
bro i would, I have 0 clue where she went.

doesnt take her cell
doesnt have a car
her parents live like in canada or some shit
doesnt have that many friends

like where do i start

>>16700728
its my dog, but you twist it to sound so horrible
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>>16700596
>>16700601
These OP, you get that fucking dog back (you fucked upalong with your gf for letting it get fucked) and save it from being abused, get it rehabilitated if you have to, like
>>16700638
,says it's goona be difficult, but worth it.
and maybe let it have a good home and life. A man's dog is something you figuratively and literally, do not fuck with
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>>16700583
smoke weed and forget about it
the dog's happy now
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>>16700583
>she took the dog too
There go my sides.
Good luck with that one, m8
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>>16700694
Dude, it doesn't matter.
People do anal and there's literally shit inside there.
What matters is does it bother you that she had sex with your dog?
If yes, you shouldn't have allowed it to happen.
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>>16700737
wtf does she do for a living, shes obviously staying with a friend, knowing that she only has a few could only make your job easier
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>>16700784
nothing, she dropped out from collage and just been mooching on me for a while.

i guess i can look her friend up on facebook and ask the ones i know where she is
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>>16700790
did you check her phone? like how the fuck did she pack everything up and leave in a couple of hours?
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>>16700697
>ive been sitting and thinking about this, the tim when she got fucked by my dog seemed so natural, like theyve done it before
Then they probably had, because dogs don't fuck humans unless trained to.
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>>16700798
all she had was fucking clothes and shit, think ive been away fro like 2-3 at most 4 hours

she obv took her phone, only thing of hers left is shampoos and some shoes

>>16700799
i know, fuck man this is just bad
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>>16700809
thought you said she didn't take her cell. then in that case its simple text her to return the dog or that you'll call the police, or change the locks wait a week or so until she tries to come back to get the rest of her shit. but really for all you know she might have killed the dog and just left
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>>16700632
>>16700583
Top fucking kek

I can't believe you let your gf fuck a literal animal.
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>>16700826
dude if she killed my max, ill fucking straight up murder that bitch. dont even joke about it man

im somewhat drunk, so gonna call cops tomorrow, as theyll just laugh at me like you guys did if i tell them that my gf fucked my dog and left me for him
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>>16700839
Don't tell them she fucked it you moronic wang.
Just tell them she took it.
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>>16700839
>fucked my dog and left me for him
Well, they can hump pretty fucking fast...I know I can't hump as fast as a dog can.
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>>16700847
good thinking
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>>16700839
you idiot you just tell them she left and stole your dog. but if you actually want to get your dog you have to blackmail her
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this is why beast people are subhuman and automatically too damaged goods to date. you're a fucking moron for not dumping her on the spot OP
also
>not neutering your dog
tisk tisk

a shelter I used to work with was about to adopt out a dog to a couple, but they were acting really strange with the dog. and when they brought their own animal in for the dog intro, the poor shit was cowering and flinching at their touch all the time and was showing fear aggression. felt too uncomfortable to adopt out the dog but decided to look them up because we suspected abuse of their other dog. saw some pro-zoophile shit and realized they were probably doing way worse to that fucking dog. reported them, and turns out they had a history of complaints of this nature and when AC did a welfare check there was evidence in the house. thankfully the dog was seized and rehabilitated and adopted out

report her to the police and animal control, best you can do unless you want to just go full Viking and just take the dog, which I don't think would be unreasonable in this situation. do you have any evidence of her admitting to being a zoophile? that would help

>>16700614
>>16700631
>>16700638
dominance and pack theory with humans is largely a myth. they can distinguish other dogs from humans. it's also why stray dogs don't really form packs. a lot of the aggression has to do with the hormones in the male dog. same reason unaltered make dogs are more aggressive, especially with unaltered females. the sexual abuse worsens the behavior. or that it's actually pain, since the bone in their dick can easily be broken when forced/trained to fuck a human. and they're much more instinctual as well, they'll keep going despite that because it's how they're hard wired to go, because in their mind it's for survival

>>16700778
a Brazilian study showed a higher risk of cervical cancer for the human and penile cancer in the dog after engaging in this behavior
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Go get that dog from that whore.
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>>16700826
>>16700839
forgot to add, better move fast OP. people into this shit are notorious for dumping their animals once they stop obeying or tolerating it. Craigslist is a favorite of theirs. some of the more sadistic ones will abuse/kill the animal once they aren't useful anymore as well
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>>16700861
>beast people are subhuman and automatically too damaged goods to date.
>to date

I think you mean, to live. Beast people don't deserve to suck the same air as me.
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>>16700583
Think about this, OP: do you REALLY want that dog back?

Taking care of and spending time with an animal that fucked your ex? That's like rape baby-tier.

I'd give it away to the Humane Society or something.
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>>16700871
you're right anon, I was far too kind in my post

that shelter was a shitty county one in SoCal, so we dealt with this way more than you would imagine. it was awful. almost all the males had to be euthanized due to aggression. one of the females had to be fucking treated for a STI. it was awful

doesn't really happen where I am now, or at least I hope not.
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>>16700778
I am not even OP, I am talking overall
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You let your dog fuck your girlfriend?! Are you fucking retarded?
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>>16700583
you could listen to these other poster
or, OR, or listen to me for a second, or, you could kill yourself for being a faggot, the dogs getting to bust its nut you've got no chill brah
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Tfw this is my borderline fetish
however i would never follow through with it in real life, it's basically cheating/cucked. she doesn't need you for sex any more, and most likely the dog is better (wangs r huge)
i would be into it with like fwb but definetly not gf material, you are literally a cuck

also i can guarantee you she has been fucking the dog for a while, they need alot of training to do this and if she was ready to show you she would have experimented alone with it a fair bit
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did she take the knot op?
if she took the knot she was probably very experienced and has been doing it for a while
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>>16701034
>(wangs r huge)
Is that true? I know they can hump really fucking fast.
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>>16701040
What does this mean? I don't really know anything about dog cocks
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>>16701050
>>16701047
most dogs will be bigger than most people, labs and large breeds avg 7-8inch

also the biggest thing is the knot,, the base that can swell up to the size of a tennis ball (alot of pressure on the g spot)
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>>16701065
if you really want to know i could gauge how much of a whore she is sorta.
What breed was the dog?
and if you aren't trolling and this really happened then you should be able to tell if she got knotted or not, if it wasn't in you would have seen it
(most amateurs cant take it, if she could it means she's probably been doing this for a long time)
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>>16701065
>dogs confirmed better @ sex than humans unless you have 7-8 incher. time to rip
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>>16701082
unless the base of your wang can become a fist not even tyrone would be as big
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>>16701101
>Implying blacks have large dicks
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>>16701106
>implying your girlfriend hasn't ridden tryones thundercock at least once in her life

protip: she'll deny it
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>>16701128
protip : I don't have girlfriend, no ragrets
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>>16701128
>My god is real
>Protip: other people will deny it
Okay there, L Ron Hubbard.
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>>16701137
>being this mad
face it m8, im gay and a good 70% of my girlfriends say they love black men but don't admit it cos white guys are usually against it

PS im a top into asian twinks so don't say its cos i love the negros
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>>16701145
>I've claimed something on the internet!
>Why aren't you believing me?
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>>16701150
>this much denial
almost as bad as getting cucked by a dog baka
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>>16701065
>7-8inch
>tennis ball

And I thought I was reasonably equipped
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WHAT THE FUCK
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