My girlfriend just sent me two snaps (pictures) that weren't

>>16687172
go call up a prostitute and snap her back a picture of you laying in bed naked with the whore like "omg u too???"

Send them to her parents.

>>16687175

LOLOLOLOL

thats hilarious.

>>16687172
Thank her for the pictures; that should fuck with her head at least as much as those pictures have fucked with your head. Or send them to her parents...

Go get your shit right now. Anything she has that is yours go claim it and drop her from your life.

>>16687172

Ouch

Break up with her. I won't say don't get mad or sad, you are all these things and it will take some time to get over it, but don't do anything stupid.

>>16687175
Fucking kek

>>16687295
This. Thank her for them.

tell her you're finished.

Play it cool. Print out the pictures and keep them with you. Wine and dine her one last time, pull out all the stops. Take her somewhere fancy, talking 100 a plate, bottle of wine, nice clothes.

Act nervous if you can manage. Fidget a bit. The goal is you want her to think you're going to propose. After you've had a fine meal and a bottle of top shelf, get a little more fidgety. Excuse yourself to the bathroom or tell her there's something you need to get out of the car.

Leave the pictures folded on your seat with the word whore on them. Sneak out and let her worry about the tab.

Never talk to her again.

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>>16687347
Eggsalad

>>16687321
>>16687302
>>16687297
>>16687295
These are what you SHOULD do.


>>16687347
What I kind of want you to do.

However- I'm sure she's immediately realized her mistake and is freaking out right now. I've accidentally sent stuff to people and realized it immediately. But nothing like that, because I'm not a vile human being.

Jesus fuck, I wish all the cheaters would just date each other instead of fucking with decent people. I'm sorry Anon, fuck this chick.

So OP?

Any thoughts on what you're going to do?

Why are cheaters always so fucking dumb? Just goes to know they aren't the best kind of people.

>>16687172
>shit that did not happen

What exactly is the point of these threads?

>>16687284
This

>>16688142
to upset the oversensitive virgins of /adv/ obviously

>>16688142
I actually use stuff that happened to me but bottled and forgot. Then post on here and vent. I get to accomplish >>16688153 at the same time.

Forward directly to parents

Sorry shes a whore OP

>>16687172

just never speak to her again, not that hard.