My girlfriend just sent me two snaps (pictures) that weren't meant for me.
The first one she was wearing an oversized buttoned collar shirt, and the second one was a picture of a shirtless dude laying in bed with her. She meant to send them to her friend, I'm guessing, because they were captioned as if she was continuing a conversation.
I don't even really know what to do right now. I want many things, I want to sleep and not wake up. I want this to be a bad nightmare. I want her to not exist anymore.
Please help /adv/ before I do something very bad.
Play it cool. Print out the pictures and keep them with you. Wine and dine her one last time, pull out all the stops. Take her somewhere fancy, talking 100 a plate, bottle of wine, nice clothes.
Act nervous if you can manage. Fidget a bit. The goal is you want her to think you're going to propose. After you've had a fine meal and a bottle of top shelf, get a little more fidgety. Excuse yourself to the bathroom or tell her there's something you need to get out of the car.
Leave the pictures folded on your seat with the word whore on them. Sneak out and let her worry about the tab.
Never talk to her again.
These are what you SHOULD do.
What I kind of want you to do.
However- I'm sure she's immediately realized her mistake and is freaking out right now. I've accidentally sent stuff to people and realized it immediately. But nothing like that, because I'm not a vile human being.
Jesus fuck, I wish all the cheaters would just date each other instead of fucking with decent people. I'm sorry Anon, fuck this chick.