how do i respond to this

Charge your phone

by charging your phone battery

2% battery? are you insane? who lets their phone get to 2% -.-

>>16687054
>>16687055
>>16687060

op's gone, anons. his phone is dead.

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>>16687060
>>16687055
>>16687054
thanks

You're pretty beautiful yourself!

You should say "sorry, I'm an idiot who doesn't charge his phone"

>>16687050
Dude, do you realize how low your phone battery is? You should charge it right now.

its not a phone its a tablet

If I was a girl, I wouldn't go out with a guy who doesn't charge his phone.

did you know that people have gotten cancer and AIDS because they didn't charge their phones?

>2 percent

What an absolute madman!

>all this samefagging
its not even a phone

>>16687088
You clearly don't know how to use a tablet then. I bet you've let your phone get to 2% too. You should give me your tablet before you damage it even more

This guy must hate his phone if he lets it get down to 2%. Maybe he's a racist when it comes to phones

>>16687050
>2% battery

you might as well take a sledgehammer to your phone and put it out of its misery if your going to treat it like that. you have no business owning any electronic devices.

>>16687050
CHARGE YOUR GOD DAMN PHONE

>>16687120
No, now you say when you got them or an anecdote about them and ask wether she has any herself, while being funny/cheeky about it.

Are you retarded?

>>16687127
Yes, he is clearly retarded. He doesn't know how to charge his phone

>>16687127
considering that his phone is at 2% battery life, i'd say yea he's kinda dumb

>>16687127
dude, he cant even charge his phone much less talk.to a girl the right way

>21 posts
>7 posters

He might be high on marijuana, and that's why he didn't charge his phone.

this thread is wonderful

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>>16687127
i guess i am retarded.
i don't have "get to know you" conversations often

maybe he had his phone up his butt all day, and thats why it isnt charged

>>16687149
That conversation is about to come to an end because your phone is only at 1% battery now.

He might have gotten the girl, but he won't now because his phone is about to die. Girls hate it when guys don't charge their phones.

>>16687149
> 1% battery

lol, the next thing you should say is "see you later"

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>>16687171
what is happening in this thread?

>>16687174

A poor, poor iPad is dying thanks to an irresponsible pad owner. Now it will be taken to the pound.

>>16687149
>1 percent

Wew lad

>>16687178
>iPad
>with android OS

>>16687149
I should call the cops on you for abusing your phone like that.

OP might not even post here again. Why not? because his phone is dead.

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I get that this is a shitposting thread now
now i am actually stuck

>>16687182
All iPads have android OS.

>>16687209
just ask for her number and when you can take her out

>>16687209
This is where you tell her you should meet up. Keyword is tell, not ask. "We should ____ " not "would you like to ____ if your not busy". Assert yourself and what you want, communicate honestly and directly.

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>>16687149
> gages

>>16687209
tell her that you finally decided to plug in your phone. she won't be able to get enough of your dick in her pussy. girls like it when guys charge their phones.

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>>16687209
> scarification

>>16687232
1.) gauges*
2.) you can't gauge a septum piercing. it it stretched.

>>16687209
>I want to plug my peepee into your veevee like how I just plugged my charger into my phone

Just ask her to meet up on x day at y time to do something at z place. Good luck bruh, and remember to charge your phone more often

maybe he thought his penis was a phone charger, and he tried to plug his penis into his phone. and it never charged because a penis can't be used as a phone charger.

Compliment her back you fool!

>>16687209

God damn it OP you fucking faggot, if you fuck this up I'm going to hunt you down and give you a fucking slap.

>>16687209

You sure this isn't a guy just trolling you?

>>16687305
I'll take his phone and shove it up his asshole

>>16687308
this is what im concerned about desu. is that ridiculous ?

>>16687310
*tablet

And while you're both doing that, I'll just arrest him for electronic abuse.

Silly OP. You can't use your dick as a phone charger. Not unless you have electricity flowing through it.

>>16687333

Trips is right, and you have no flow!

>>16687050
"i know. youre pretty cute yourself."

I can't stop laughing at the myriad of posts about the battery percentage

>>16687305
I think I fucked it up senpai
Were a couple messages off from talking about the weather

DUDE JUST SAY YOU WANT TO FUCK HER AND GO DO THAT WHILE YOUR PHONE CHARGES FUCK

>>16687422
wtf dude she clearly wants your dick

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>>16687209
it's definitely not a real account

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>>16687209
were you born yesterday?

>>16688487
Yes.

>>16688661
Underaged faggot detected.

>tfw a girl will never say you are attractive or cute

I fucking hate being a 3/10

>Neckchokers
Red alert, OP
Red fucking alert

>>16687149
Are you the girl or is that...person the girl?

>>16687209
MAKE YOUR MOVE
she clearly likes you or is at least sexually attracted to you

OP here
i think i fucked it up
oh well

>>16687050
>You are a cute
ABANDON
B
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D
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>>16688949
How so?

>>16688481
yeah i thought similarly way too foward to a point of parody, even from the tiny profile picture you can tell shes too attractive to be begging

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>>16689293
most "arty" girls ive matched with are like this
>>16689276
we were talking about where we were in relation to eachother and I just stopped responding.

pic related. Does it still seem like a fake profile?

>>16689353
wouldn't mind seeing her blacked desu

>>16689353
She looks like a tumblrina. Just look at the chokers.

>>16689353
>psych jam band

I bet they play 24 bars of the same blues scale with heavily reverberated synths.

>>16689402
I think that's the style of the op

>>16689353
not up close the profile pic doesnt look fake ew... lol psych jam band ,100% of everyone that says that has being playing an instrument less than a year

>>16689477

also
>skateboarding

bet she can't do an Ollie

>art

tumblr comics

>modeling

self is

>psychadelia

smokes weed and occasionally drops acid

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>>16687050
Living life on the edge I see..

>>16687050
Shes cute but she wont hang around for long when she sees you cant even charge a tablet at 2% bruh.

Yo just go for it
Worse case scenario you find out you actually like dick in your butt
Just like your tablet likes a charger in its hole

>>16689477
She is not that ugly if you take away those nose rings and give her a nicer haircut