Im white quiet and shy how can i get a qt ebony gf?

offer to take care of her kids

>>16685831
Bazinga.

>>16685826

Do you specifically want non-offensive black chicks like the one in your pic? Or are you also open to hoodrat-type of black broads?

I have specific advice for either.

I'm a pale skinny white guy and I'm married to a good looking black woman. I just met her in college. They are just like any other girls. If you're attracted to one, go up and talk to her.

Our kids even came out white, complete win!

>>16685842
give me both

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>>16685831
Holy fuck I lol'd

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>>16685851
>implying this is true

No board is safe is it

>>16685842
Im pretty open minded desu. As long as we connect and have similar interests than its all good

>>16685891
Non-offensive black chick:
NEVER bring up race. Treat her however you would a white chick. She'll appreciate how you make her feel included. You see into her soul, maaaaan. Also, try to look like Bradley cooper. That's her type.

Hoodrat type:
Have a quick, sharp sense of humor. Know how to insult people in hilarious ways. This is your shield. These types of black chicks are fucking tough, and they need to know if you can hang. Prove that you are a soldier, and they will do all kinds of freaky shit in bed. They will hide drugs for you, tattoo your name on their ass, let you fuck other women, etc.

>>16685904
What part do you not think is true?

I'm confused.

>>16685915
Go on on hoodrat type

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>>16685826
If i approach a quiet black girl and shes still quiet when i talk to her does that mean shes not interested or is she just shy?

>>16685826
Bump

You can never have a brown/black girl untill you see her as just a girl

You know dark skin does not change people being indiviuals

Stay away from "ebony" girls, you dont have the mindset to trully be a decent person, they deserve better than some faggot who has a skin fetish

>>16686202
>You know dark skin does not change people being indiviuals
what are you, a non racist?

>>16686202

Ok SJW. Tell this to black people that go on about #teamlightskin, #teamdarkskin, red bone, milk chocolate, etc.

People like what they like.

>>16686202
Having a preference doesnt mean i wouldnt see her as an individual. holy shit

>>16686232
No kid team lightskin is a cultural joke
team darkskin is a cultural joke

White/pink people cant understand the concept of talking about skin without being completely racist cunts

>>16686275
>>16686275
>white/pink people are racist
> I'm not racist for saying that

Oooook.

>>16686202
>complains about white guys liking black girls while lusting after white women
fucking hypocrite

>>16686275
>team lightskin is a cultural joke
>team darkskin is a cultural joke
it was like 2007, so maybe it has changed, but there was a fight in my highschool parking lot that leads me to believe otherwise. the paper bag test was enough of a thing that people beat the shit out of eachother in large numbers.

>>16686275
Niggers bring up race more than anyone now a days.

I thought it was silly Jamie Foxx got upset that Tarantino used the word "ghetto" and mocked him. Last time I checked ghettos weren't exclusive to blacks. I think of the Warsaw Ghetto when I hear that word, or the place poor immigrants who moved to the United States at the turn of the 20th century lived in. Niggers think everything is about them... It's pretty sad.

>>16686306
You just made that up
>>16686299
Your not fooling anyone
>>16686322
>niggers
stoped reading right there pol
you are racist, your opinion is irrelevant

>>16685826
>get black girlfriend.
Go past the stereotype and be passionate about the
>positive in black culture.
Just don't act black literally do not do this. And say Kayne West is a musician. Do not do this.

>>16686275
Uhh, no. Fights were fought over that shit

>>16686392
Typical libtard...

If I would have said blacks you still wouldn't have believed it because you are ignorant and narrow minded.

And yeah I dislike most blacks, mexicans, and middle eastern people doesn't make what I said irrelevant though because it's 100% the truth you nigger lover.

>>16686397
b-but he is a musician

>>16686424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAQOpZcjNaI

>>16686409
>>>/pol/

>>16686439
And your point?

You can keep calling me /pol/ all you want but what I said is the truth. I'm sorry it doesn't fit your narrative of blacks not being racist.

>>16685916
It's funny. As much as I lie on 4chan, I always seem to get called out when I'm actually telling the truth.

>>16685826
1) don't act like a racist

2) don't say stupid shit like how you're into "exotic" girls or anything specifically about them being black

3) so like if you couldn't tell from 1 and 2, you should just treat them like any other girl

My best friend's gf is black. It's cool, she's cool, she's usually the first one to bring up race and we joke about it.

Just don't be a dick, dude

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>>16686470
Eww, Gross

>>16686470
You tell that muslam libtard nigger lover. May God bless you.

I wish you were dead

>>16686485
>Being this butthurt