>job interview >"if hollywood made a movie of your

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A fatter Adrien Brody

>Why the fuck aren't you taking me seriously please ask relevant questions

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a fatter Michael Fassbender

Matt Damon because Im constantly getting lost and need rescuing

>In the bag

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Keanu Reeves cause I hate being alive.

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Seth Rogen; everyone likes Seth Rogen.

Edward norton

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Macaulay culkin. Because I'm always home alone.

A younger Kate Winslet, she's my celeb lookalike lol

Eddie Redmayne.

or actually Dave Franco might be better.

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Joseph Gordon-Levitt. He's likable, but still fucks up and doesn't know what's going on.

Say Bill Cosby. The guy will laugh.

Hillary Duff or Amanda Seyfried
(Because singing)

Micheal Cera because I'm awkward and annoying

brad pitt

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Danny Devito

>>16683001
Me

I don't see anyone understand why I portray every instance as is.

"Brad Pitt, for obvious reasons"
People love confidence and semi-serious egoism

>>16683005
that's disturbingly hot. damn, i love adrien brody

Myself, because no one can replace me. Also, Fuck this job if you don't have any serious questions and think I'm not irreplaceable.
Or something.

Mel gibson.
Nigger wouldnt even have to act.

Benedict Cumberbatch, he's cute and smug.

Tommy Wisseau

>>16683006
This is your chance to posdibly connect with the interviewer on a personal level. Remain affable. Chat. If people take a liking to you they are more likely to hire you and keep you on.

T J Miller.

>>16684001
So maybe Charlie Sheen?

Joseph Gordon Levitt.

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Alan Rickman

richard ayoade

Mae Whitman.

People say we look alike.

Alan Rickman

Warwick Davis

Cast myself

Gary Busey ofc