Is it wrong to ask a married milf you know to hook up? We talk

Do it.

Do it for jeb.

9 times out of 10 you will make things awkward and probably ruin the friendship forever. There is that 1 chance she'd be down for it though.

>>16681475
Will she be offended that I even asked because I know she's married?

>>16681479
Assuming her marriage isn't shit, yes she would be offended and it would make things awkward at the very least.

>>16681475
This only applies when you're a 1/10 on the attractiveness scale.

>>16681457
Let's use empathy! What sort of inferences can be drawn from you asking her to "hook up"?

>you're sexually attracted to her
>you think her husband is a cuck
>you think she's the kind of person who would cheat on her husband

Would any of these things offend you, if you were in her shoes?

>>16681457

Why would you want to be friends with a milf unless you got to put things inside her?

>>16681522
Nah, not really.

>>16681530
Well years ago she thought her husband was cheating and I asked her "Why would he cheat?" and she said, "Why does anybody cheat?"

Now I think she was implying the cheating is just a common thing all people do.

>>16681539
I don't think that's what she was implying at all.

Well I did it /adv/, waiting for reply

I hope you've convinced me to do the right thing

>>16681588
I hope this is bait. We've been telling you *not* to do it.

>>16681588
ib4 she tells her husband and he comes over to beat the shit out of you

>>16681609
He doesn't know where I live

Also he doesnt like her talking to other guys or having friends, but she still talks to me anyway without him knowing.

>hey bebbeh, I know you're married but you seem like a total whore. Wanna fuck?

How could she possibly take this the wrong way

>>16681588
kek, is this b8. Tell us exactly what you said.

Ideally you would just ask if she wanted to meet you for a drink.

GOD DAMMIT /ADV/

WHAT HAVE YOU GOT ME INTO

>>16681588
I hope you didn't just ask her if she wanted to fuck. You have to be more subtle and lower her inhibitions so she won't feel like a piece of shit for intentionally banging another dude.

>>16681614
Well I did it, I swear it's not b8

I did it for Jeb

No response yet guys

What is she thinking?

>>16681914
she's probably waiting for you to bust in wearing nothing but a thong, bowtie and tuxedo cuffs

a text is hardly sufficient here

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>>16681982
It was an email

>>16682021
give us a transcript

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>>16681457
Tell us what you wrote dipshit. Screenshots would be nice.

Otherwise go fuck yourself. Hate ppl who brag about shit and dont even share the fun

>>16682106
I said, "Do you want to hook up?" and attached a gif of drake, not even joking

>>16682110
Dude you're in. Make us proud :')