Guy across the counter at the gas station here, got a quick question,

He might be Diabetic and is using it to get by while he's on the street.

>>16681221

Coffee is cheap as fuck if you make it at home. He probably makes his own and gets the sweetener for free. Or I dunno, he puts sweetener on something else he eats/drinks. In any case, he wants Sweet&Low, but he doesn't want to pay for it. No great mystery here

>>16681227
Certainly possible, hadn't really considered that.

>>16681231
I guess, he just looks shifty. It's possible I'm looking too far into it, but it feels like there's more to it than that.

Might be scoping the place out
Stay on edge

>>16681248

No offense mate, but I think you've just got a boring job, and you're looking for mystery and excitement where there really isn't any.

>>16681254
Also possible, I am one of the few people on the schedule that's never been robbed., maybe it's just around the corner lol.

That said, there's usually a squad car sitting on a speed trap just around the corner trying to catch people coming off the highway into work around then.

>Gas station clerk
>Thinks anyone cares what he has to say
Nigga ring up my funions and stfu

>>16681263
Fair. 90% of my job is just standing at the till twiddling my thumbs.

>>16681274
What in the fuck are funions.

>>16681294
You'd best be fucking joking, cuz

>>16681294
WOW. REALLY?

Fucking >Fun Onions.

>>16681310
Not even a little. Is this an American thing?

>>16681221
Literally what I did when I staid in a hotel in Vegas, fuck paying for expensive ass sugar.

>>16681324

Salty onion-flavored corn chips shaped like onion rings

>>16681332
Oh, fair enough. I've never heard of them but I live in Canada so 'your mileage may vary'

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Looks like I made something out of nothing.

>>16681263 probably said it best.

Since I said I'd share stories for answers, I'll pass along my first run into with a semi-regular at my station.

>older black guy walks in mumbling to himself, lugging around some camera equipment
>laregly ignores my greeting, proceeds to lotto station
>couple walks in as he starts blabbering (to himself) about Irish - Jamaican relations; how they're really very similar peoples or something
>moves on to how they both have a 'won't take shit lying down' fight spirit.
>couple is clearly uncomfortable, pays for their stuff and leaves
>finally comes up to the counter to buy more lottery / scratch tickets
>he notices my nametag; my name is Irish gaelic
>"Anon! Now that's a fine Irish name mon!"
>please no
>restarts his whole monologue about the Irish + Jamaican peoples
>a line is forming behind him
>I give them the 'sorry, I'll help you asap' smile and nod
>guy goes on and on about the luck of the Irish, asking me to pick out his tickets and whatnot
>a number of them instantly win giving him more money to gamble, so he takes even longer
>spews out some paranoid nonsense about white people being casually racist to him (other than the Irish, apparently), or are scared of him because he's black and avoid him etc.
>line behind him, entirely white, now goes from being in a hurry to uneasy immediately
>finally take his money and he wanders out, still blabbering about this 'Irish Jamaican brotherhood'

Pic related, mfw a paranoid jamaican man obsessed with the irish takes a huge shine to me because my name when I'm mostly Scottish in descent.