I wish I could find a cute British girl, and I live by Chicago so there has to be some, but they're probably all rich and snobby, just like the Asians. Any hope for me finding a sweet one in the US?
Chicago is a pretty international city. Brits would either be attending uni, working, or visiting the city.
That means your best bet is to go to a school, get a job that has an international presence, or hang near hotels.