Erection Eradication

Cut your dick off

>>16677725

I have no idea and it sounds terrible, but at the same time that's so cute omg, tell the girl if you get closer. That's one hell of a compliment, wish a guy felt like that about me ;_;

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>>16677802

for obvious reasons, that's.. not going to happen.

>>16677818

Maybe one day, but I don't know how I could tell her that without cumming off as weird lmao.

This is pretty much how it feels right now. I have a chub at the moment and my nuts ache like hell

http://youtu.be/WZE0mwC38uM

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Anyone else? She's sleep right now, so my nuts can finally get a fucking rest.

>>16678165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrvQkkjx_xM

watch this when you feel lke getting a boner

That's so cute LOL

>>16678245

You think so?

>>16678189
Thanks

>>16677725
Have you tried masturbation?

Laughed a lot OP, but best to start sleeping around then

>>16678579

But I don't want too...

>>16677842
I loved it when my boyfriend told me he used to jerk off to me back when we were roommates (pre-dating). He did allllll kinds of creepy shit, which only turned me on to find out later. She'll probably think it's cute.

This is also the case with me and my gf OP, whenever we talk my dick becomes a fucking rock and stays that way until I stop talking to her. You could try to move while texting to her so that the bloodflow goes to your legs and your dick becomes soft again. I'm guessing you always lie down in bed or sit when talking to her?

>>16677725
>>16677725
How much are you actually jerkin off and cunming every day? If you are not, time to start lol. Do it once in the morning and once at night, see if it helps.

>>16679160

>you always lie down in bed and shit

Yes that's true, but I could be doing anything and get hard

>>16679230
Nah lad, try moving while texting her, it really helps to kill the boner

I know you like the girl, but maybe you should try dating someone who lives closer? I appreciate your struggle, but there's literally nothing short of jerking off constantly that would ease your pain and that has to get old when you want to smash the girl your chatting to.

>>16679249

I'll try that thanks

>>16679250

The thing is though I haven't been looking to date. I haven't wanted a girlfriend, but I just happened to her feelings for her. It was unexpected. So honestly, I don't want anyone else.

>>16677725

You're a troll.

>>16679407

I'm really not though

hahaha this is so cute it's like when a puppy's tail gets sore from wagging so much.

>>16679438

I think it's more embarrasing then anything though... Do you all really think this is a good thing?

>>16679494
Probably not a "good" thing per se, but overall a harmless and cute thing. Maybe one day you'll get to joke around with her about this.

>>16679530

Well I'm glad you all find my pain amusing lol.. But maybe one day

>>16679537
Have you tried jerking off? Maybe you just have too much seed stored in there.

>>16679544

I have been minimum once a day. But it's still just so annoying having a rock in my pants. And it's so fucking hard it like strains my nuts. I've never had this happen before, it's this girl.. I don't know how she is making this happen to me

>>16679553
Maybe we're taking this a bit too lightly. Have you tried going to the doctor? It's probably not a cause for concern, but you can never be too sure.

Do try to keep moving when she texts you, as some anons have suggested. Maybe flexing some muscles can help redirect blood flow too.

>>16679566

Lol I couldn't talk to a doctor about this. I would be too embarrassed. I don't think it's a legit medical issue, it's not like that thing where my boner is longer than 4 hours. It'll get hard as soon as she texts me and wears off slowly. But it's just so up and down (pun unintended) that it aches. I didn't think you could be so attracted to someone that your body actually hurts

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Oh and fapping doesn't help.. If I fap, I can literally cum, go soft and immediately go hard again. So I think if anything, fapping makes it worse..