This is going to sound odd as fuck. But this is starting to get frustrating.
I'm a 25 year old male, and I'm popping boners like a fucking 13 year old who just found daddy's porno stash. So much so it's starting to hurt. My sex drive has been flat lined the past 2 years, nothing has happened and interest is sex was at a all time low. I recently met a girl that I developed feelings for, and no exaggeration. I get hard every single time she texts me. Literally, every. Single. Text. The problem is, we talk a ton. So it's almost like I have a constant boner, and it's really starting to make my nuts ache. Like it's not even fun. My balls hurt all the time cause of all the boners. This might be a joke to you all, but I'm fucking serious. This hurts. Because of geographical locations it's not like we can meet up even once a month. So sex isn't really a cure. How do I stop getting all these boners????
I have no idea and it sounds terrible, but at the same time that's so cute omg, tell the girl if you get closer. That's one hell of a compliment, wish a guy felt like that about me ;_;
for obvious reasons, that's.. not going to happen.
Maybe one day, but I don't know how I could tell her that without cumming off as weird lmao.
This is pretty much how it feels right now. I have a chub at the moment and my nuts ache like hell
Anyone else? She's sleep right now, so my nuts can finally get a fucking rest.
I loved it when my boyfriend told me he used to jerk off to me back when we were roommates (pre-dating). He did allllll kinds of creepy shit, which only turned me on to find out later. She'll probably think it's cute.
This is also the case with me and my gf OP, whenever we talk my dick becomes a fucking rock and stays that way until I stop talking to her. You could try to move while texting to her so that the bloodflow goes to your legs and your dick becomes soft again. I'm guessing you always lie down in bed or sit when talking to her?
I know you like the girl, but maybe you should try dating someone who lives closer? I appreciate your struggle, but there's literally nothing short of jerking off constantly that would ease your pain and that has to get old when you want to smash the girl your chatting to.
I'll try that thanks
The thing is though I haven't been looking to date. I haven't wanted a girlfriend, but I just happened to her feelings for her. It was unexpected. So honestly, I don't want anyone else.
I have been minimum once a day. But it's still just so annoying having a rock in my pants. And it's so fucking hard it like strains my nuts. I've never had this happen before, it's this girl.. I don't know how she is making this happen to me
Maybe we're taking this a bit too lightly. Have you tried going to the doctor? It's probably not a cause for concern, but you can never be too sure.
Do try to keep moving when she texts you, as some anons have suggested. Maybe flexing some muscles can help redirect blood flow too.
Lol I couldn't talk to a doctor about this. I would be too embarrassed. I don't think it's a legit medical issue, it's not like that thing where my boner is longer than 4 hours. It'll get hard as soon as she texts me and wears off slowly. But it's just so up and down (pun unintended) that it aches. I didn't think you could be so attracted to someone that your body actually hurts
Oh and fapping doesn't help.. If I fap, I can literally cum, go soft and immediately go hard again. So I think if anything, fapping makes it worse..