What would happen if you got hair conditioner in ur ass? Would

Try the poison control hotline if you're so scared. If there's anything about not ingesting the product on the label, putting it up the butt is a bad idea.

I've never had enough in there to really make a difference. Beware of farts for the time being

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Plot twist -

It's the whole bottle - "I slipped in the shower and fell on it."

I lube my brushteeth with air conditioner sometimes and stick it inside my ass

it's funny i guess

>>16675539
Use grapeseed oil next time, go drop a deuce, watch out for bubbles

>>16675539
That shit will literally kill your shit. Diarrhea is imminent.

>>16675860
Is that why your nickname is shit breath?

At least anal will be easier

>>16675539
You are going to shit liquid shit. Do even risk farting until you've passed most of it. I don't think it will poison you but your colon and rectum are gunna be kinda rekt for a while until it's flushed out.

Drink lots of water to flush it out .

Your ass hair should become smooth, shiny and healthy.

>>16675539
Look on the bright side. Your turds will be full-bodied and curly.

Next time just use regular lube or Vaseline. Play it safe.