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What would happen if you got hair conditioner in ur ass? Would you just shit it out the next time you shit? Answer is urgent!
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Try the poison control hotline if you're so scared. If there's anything about not ingesting the product on the label, putting it up the butt is a bad idea.
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I've never had enough in there to really make a difference. Beware of farts for the time being
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Plot twist -

It's the whole bottle - "I slipped in the shower and fell on it."
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I lube my brushteeth with air conditioner sometimes and stick it inside my ass

it's funny i guess
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>>16675539
Use grapeseed oil next time, go drop a deuce, watch out for bubbles
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>>16675539
That shit will literally kill your shit. Diarrhea is imminent.
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>>16675860
Is that why your nickname is shit breath?
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At least anal will be easier
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>>16675539
You are going to shit liquid shit. Do even risk farting until you've passed most of it. I don't think it will poison you but your colon and rectum are gunna be kinda rekt for a while until it's flushed out.

Drink lots of water to flush it out .

Your ass hair should become smooth, shiny and healthy.
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>>16675539
Look on the bright side. Your turds will be full-bodied and curly.
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Next time just use regular lube or Vaseline. Play it safe.
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