What would happen if you got hair conditioner in ur ass? Would you just shit it out the next time you shit? Answer is urgent!
Plot twist -
It's the whole bottle - "I slipped in the shower and fell on it."
You are going to shit liquid shit. Do even risk farting until you've passed most of it. I don't think it will poison you but your colon and rectum are gunna be kinda rekt for a while until it's flushed out.
Drink lots of water to flush it out .
Your ass hair should become smooth, shiny and healthy.