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How do I eat pussy like a champ /adv/?
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with a knife and fork.
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There are countless guides online for this. Just Google it.
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Champ here. Mix it up, lick vertical, lick horizontal. Tongue in deep, tongue on surface. Swallow pussy juice. Lick clit. When she puts her thighs over your ears and or arches her back, you're doing it right.

Power through jaw ache, it'll get sore before she's done. Just man up and accept it.
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>>16673996
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>>16673996

It's a holistic process, a woman's body is not like a man's.
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>>16674215
thanks for the visuals anon
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>>16674215
This is good for the warmup part. Try out a bunch of different shit. Tease her a lot. But when she starts really getting into it, find the technique she likes most and don't. fucking. stop.
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Protip #1: "fingering" and "eating out" are not two separate activities. If you're giving good head, it's going to involve a lot of finger-work

Protip #2: Don't be too gentle
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i would buy "she comes first" great book. it makes you a master. i can make my girl cum without fail
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> Don't be too gentle

Very true. But start off gentle, though.
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Not OP of this thread.

This is a shameful redirect to my thread. Good luck with your problems, OP. I will link yours to mine, as well.

>>16674006
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The key to great cunnilingus is to be really into it. If you like doing it she is going to love it.

>>16674211
The is is heading along the right path.

>>16674215
This is not really usefull and seems to be made for shits and giggles and not real advice.

>>16674444
Also very true.

I am a bit of a pussy licking conniseur, and one thng many girls don't like is the term 'eating' pussy. Eating conjours up images of teeth and biting which is mostly a no-no.

Here are my general tips.

1. As infered above jaw ache often comes with the territory. If you are going to get her off be prepared for jaw and tongue ache and avoid it by moving your head around, not just the jaw and tongue.

2. Praise the pussy. Look at it. Let her see your anticipation and tell her how good she looks and tastes.

3. Beware that direct focussed pressure from the tip of the tongue on the tip of the clit can be too much for her to bear unless it's very soft and delicately done.

4. Start by opening your mouth wide and covering all her pussy and gently suck. Use your tongue to caress and stroke her outer and inner lips. Don't dive bomb her clit. Don't force your tongue inside her too soon.

5. Next relax the suction and open your mouth slightly. Feel her lips spread under yours and use your tongue to explore the inner folds of her inner lips. Lick from her vaginal opening up but not yet over her clit. Do this slowly, do each inner lip separately if this works better.

6. Move your open mouth up and over the V where her clit hood is. Bring the tongue up, using it to separate her inner lips. Don't touch her clit yet but instead lick up and down, from top of her vaginal opening to just below her clit. Almost touch it - if you do back down a little.

/cont. 1/3
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>>16674644 2/3 cont.

7. Using the flat of your tongue glide it up and over her clit. It will feel like a bump when your tongue passes over it and she will either moan or arch when you do touch it. Don't focus on it or it can be irritating.

8. Using the flat and tip of your tongue, swirl over her clit in broad circular motions. You can focus on it a little to heighten the sensations but you have to watch her body language to not over do it.

9. If her clit projects a lot don't treat it like a cock. It's not and if she's not a porn star then it will be a lot more sensitive than a cock. Your tongue can chafe her clit if you're not careful. So broad licks that sweep across and around it rather than drilling into it.

10. If your doing it right she will likely be very still, her body tense and her breathing fast and interpersed with little moans and expressions like "OH god" "Don't stop" and "uhh uhhh uhhh"

11. Don't stop unless she tells you to. If she asks you to stop doing a particular movement then stop immediately and back off to the broad licking motion.

12. When it's time to make her cum use the motion of 8 above but speed it up. Don't stop. Don't press too hard (it will be tempting to lick her harder - don't) and keep an even tempo. Don't vary speed and pressure - consistent middle to fast paced swirling across the hood, the V and her clit will get her off.
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>>16674648 3/3 cont.


13. Some girls like one or two fingers inside while being licked to orgasm. Don't jack hammer her cunt. Instead insert fingers fairly deep inside and find the G spot and gently rub it. The G spot is on the front side of her vagina and roughly half way along. It will feel like a spongy tissue rather than the more muscular tube that her vagina is made of. If she doesn't like this or it's too much for her then keep fingers still or remove them.

14. Don't stop, just keep going. Read her body language. Most girls need to concentrate on their bodies responses to reach orgasm. Don't break that concentration by constantly changing rythms. If her body is tense with the head tipped back and eyes tightly closed you are almost there. Don't stop - push through the pain barrier.

15. When she cums (and she usually will) stop licking directly on her clit and instead opne you mouth over her V and push the tongue between her clit and pee hole. Press tightly against her and ride her movements, use your lips and tongue to keep her cumming by indirectly stimulating her clit. She'll grind it against you if she wants more. Keep doing this and gradually taper off the pressure as she cums back to earth.

This whole process should take no more than 10 - 15 minutes. If you try and draw it out more she can become over-sensitive or plateau and not cum (no matter how long you try). So get to it earlier rather than later when having sex because she although she can cum again and again it's often better to get her off orally the first time.

After getting her off orally, let her body relax a little then slide your body up hers and enter her, go slow, go deep and then fuck her long and slow. She'll likely cum again after only a few strokes.
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>>16674653
I'm sweating
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The G spot is a lie.
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>>16674685

not a lie but a misconstrued truth

the gspot is actually an extension of the clitoral system
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>>16673996
Holy shit are there really men beta enough eat pussy.
Enjoy the taste of my sperm I guess faggot. Lol really. I guess Im just spoiled from having a competent dick size and would never try to make up for it in this way.
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>>16674644

>Praise the pussy. Look at it. Let her see your anticipation and tell her how good she looks and tastes.

this is actually really good advice. a lot of women are really self conscious about their vulva. i personally love to hear a man tell me how much he likes my cunt. it's really hot and assuring
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>>16674685
For climaxing, kind of, yes. For just feeling amazing, no it is not my friend.
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>>16674710
>i personally love to hear a man tell me how much he likes my cunt.
Guys lie just so you know. It looks like a terrible monster unless you are one of the fortunate innies with well kept lips.
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>>16674703
Sorry I can't hear you your girlfriend's legs are covering my ears.
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>>16674729

>if someone likes something i don't then they're wrong
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>>16674729

you might be gay, bruh
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>>16674653
I can't get over how accurate and on point this is. I would add a few small things and maybe be a little less specific with number 10, but it's almost perfect. Great job.
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>>16674732
I am only bothered by the idea of you licking my sperm and the homo undertones.
I dont see betas like this as a threat.
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>>16674737
a few people like scat. Most dont.
>>16674740
>Why dont you like the hideous roast flaps between my legs
Yeah no.
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>>16674766

>I'm disgusted at the sight, smell, taste, and idea of pussy
>I like women, though
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>>16674783
>>I'm disgusted at the sight, smell, taste
Right so far. Dont no where you got that last part from. The smell is literally terrible. Comparing it to fish is insulting to fish.
Luckily while Im banging a girl I dont have to look at vagina pics.
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>>16674710
>>Praise the pussy. Look at it. Let her see your anticipation and tell her how good she looks and tastes.
>this is actually really good advice. a lot of women are really self conscious about their vulva. i personally love to hear a man tell me how much he likes my cunt. it's really hot and assuring

I wrote the 3 posts above. You and many other girls think the same. I can't count how many times I've been asked "Do you really like it?" and my honest answer is 'Yes'.

Once that little insecurity is overcome many girls feel more relaxed about their sexuality and become more willing to explore how great sex can be.

When a girl knows I love her pussy, the way it looks, tastes and feels she is more playful and will do things like flash me an upskirt without panties. This isn't something a girl will do if she feels her pussy is ugly or unappreciated.

>>16674703
Guess who's gunna get cucked by a guy who's become an excellent cunnilinguist (assuming he has an average tool to back up his mouth).

>>16674729
What a faggot. Too much time looking traps on /b/. Just so you know, because you're ignorant all that loose skin is called a 'scrotum' or scrote or ball sack. What you think is a clit is a penis. That boipussy you lust after is just a guy's asshole. There's no g-spot in there, just shit and disease.

I love innie pussies and I love outie pussies. Every girl is different. Every girl is fun to explore. Respect the pussy and respect it's owner and they'll treat you well too.
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>>16674797
>Guess who's gunna get cucked by a guy who's become an excellent cunnilinguist
Not me because Im not a small dick faggot. Do you think women like oral more than sex.
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>>16674797
I dont know why you like traps so much, but dont project onto my.
vaginas look disgusting excluding innies and any guy whos honest will say so.
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>>16674758
You really have an obsession with licking sperm there buddy. I can't tell if you're just a troll or a total redpiller with a fedora placed directly on your head.
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>>16674797
>some trap fag calling others gay
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>>16674805
Yes. They do. Most girls won't orgasm through penetration alone. And don't give us that "but muh benis is big enough" literally about a 3rd of women cannot climax through penetration.
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>>16674816
I didnt realize that I was talking to an autist. Obsession and aversion are not the same.
>if you dont like licking sperm youre a troll or fedora wearer
Oh the excuse cucks and betas make.
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>>16674825

>through penetration alone

Spit on your fingers and rub the clit while you fuck her, you dumb shit

Oral is great, but it can't beat a good proper fucking, no matter how good you are with your tongue
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>>16674805
>>Guess who's gunna get cucked by a guy who's become an excellent cunnilinguist
>Not me because Im not a small dick faggot. Do you think women like oral more than sex.

Dude you really don't have a clue do you? They don't have to like it more than sex... I'm not inferring that... but a guy who's a great all round performer is going to win every time.

If you want to be the ex-boyfriend who every girl wishes she hadn't lost, then learn to up your game.

Great sex isn't about your cock or what's between her legs.... it's mostly about getting between the ears. If you can master that, if you have a girl get wet just by thinking about what you did to her, well, you're going to get laid more often and by better quality* girls.

Quality does not mean pretty or thin. It means great women/girls, the kind who are fun and adventurous and who want to please you as you please them.
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>>16674825
>Yes. They do. Most girls won't orgasm through penetration alone. And don't give us that "but muh benis is big enough" literally about a 3rd of women cannot climax through penetration.
This is what dicklets believe. That false statistic lol. The study everyone cites only says a portion of women dont climax every time during penetration. Not that they cant.
And if only a 1/3 of men arent dicklets, I wouldnt be surprised if 1/3 of women only have had sex with dicklets.
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>>16674833

But dude you are literally the one who keeps bringing up "licking up sperm." Everyone else is talking about eating pussy, you're the only one who assumes the pussy is full of sperm. You made it weird and gay when it didn't have to be. If someone else had suggested "you should eat some cummy sloppy-seconds pussy" and you were like "ew gross no," that would be a normal aversion. You brought it up out of the blue, when nobody else was talking about that, just to say that you don't like it. That's obsession
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>>16674841
>a guy who's a great all round performer is going to win every time.
I dont need to compensate for my dick lol. When a girl cant eat a banana without thinking about me Ive won.
>If you want to be the ex-boyfriend who every girl wishes she hadn't lost, then learn to up your game.
By not being a dicklet Im ahead of the game. Dicklets cant compete.
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>>16674823
>>>16674797 (You)
>>some trap fag calling others gay

Mate I am so far from being a faggot I wouldn't even be allowed to join the Swiss Navy.
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>>16674853
>you're the only one who assumes the pussy is full of sperm.
Sperm stays in the vagina for long periods of time. If you were educated youd know that.
>You made it weird and gay
Thats like saying the greeks werent gay, they just had thigh sex. Eating pussy is for cucks and betas.
>That's obsession
Someone doesnt know what obsession is. Get an education please.
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>>16674863
>liking traps doesnt make you a faggot
Only on 4chan
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You guys are so cute. Guaranteed that way, way less than 1/3 of women have vaginal orgams (with no clitoral stimulation). I actually have yet to meet a woman who has had a vaginal orgasm. I'm willing to bet that women who say they can reach an orgasm through only penetration with nothing to stimulate the clitoris at all are just trying to make guys feel good and special.
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>>16674814
>>>16674797 (You)
>I dont know why you like traps so much, but dont project onto my.
>vaginas look disgusting excluding innies and any guy whos honest will say so.

I am honest. I am a guy. 100% no-homo. I love looking at vulvas and then exploring what they can do to make a girl feel wonderful.

Siriusly, exploring the tucks and folds, following them up to where her clit is hidden. Gently drawing her lips up and apart to see it's size and shape. Listening to her breathing quicken and seeing her get wet and excited when she sees how much I am into it. Priceless.

Ask our girlfriend to read anything I've written here and I bet she'll be moistening her panties.
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>>16674882
>Ive never felt a womans vagina spasm out on my dick
I really feel bad for dicklets.
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>>16674888
>I love looking at vulvas
Innies are adorable. No one likes looking at krakens
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>>16674913
Yeah, slits are better than sandwiches, to be frank.
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>>16674644
>>16674648
>>16674653
>Be brazillian
>No real sexy way to say "pussy", "how good you taste" without sounding like a fucking pornstar nigger or like I'm literally eating her insides.
Just end me already.
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>>16674901
I don't have a dick, so you're right. Just so you know: if an orgasm is happening, the whole area will probably spasm. Also did you know we can contract and relax our vaginas on purpose or is that also news to you?
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>>16673996
Dont forget to eat the booty like groceries.
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>>16674929
Fala que ela é linda e uma delícia, não precisa ser específico sobre o que você tá se referindo, já vai estar implícito sobre o que você tá falando pelo que você tá fazendo.
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>>16674875
>>liking traps doesnt make you a faggot
>Only on 4chan
I think you need to re-read... I am the one who suggested the other guy was mind fucked by traps and unable to appreciate pussy.

>>16674860
>>a guy who's a great all round performer is going to win every time.
>I dont need to compensate for my dick lol. When a girl cant eat a banana without thinking about me Ive won.
>>If you want to be the ex-boyfriend who every girl wishes she hadn't lost, then learn to up your game.
>By not being a dicklet Im ahead of the game. Dicklets cant compete.

I am not sure where you'd get the impression I am a dicklet. I am actually way up there in the 99th percentile for length and girth. It can be a problem at time with asian girls and some who think it's too big. By getting them super wet and super ready from a massive oral orgasm I get to fuck them much easier because they are more relaxed.

>>16674882
>You guys are so cute. Guaranteed that way, way less than 1/3 of women have vaginal orgams (with no clitoral stimulation). I actually have yet to meet a woman who has had a vaginal orgasm. I'm willing to bet that women who say they can reach an orgasm through only penetration with nothing to stimulate the clitoris at all are just trying to make guys feel good and special.

I have been with several that could. And one of them could cum from penetration alone over and over and over again until she could hardly move. I suppose my personal experience would say 1 in 6 or 1 in 8 gets off from penetration alone.

There are also a lot of girls who think they're cumming when fucking but aren't. They get kind of close but don't go over the edge. Then, when they've experienced a full-on orgasm from fingers or tongue they will usually want this before fucking.

Rubbing the clit or using a vibe while fucking is the best way to get off a girl who doesn't cum from penetration alone. Most of them love this but for some it's too much stimulation.
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>>16674935
>Dont forget to eat the booty like groceries.
I think those groceries smell like they're off. I like pussy but I won't lick ass.
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curl your tongue in so it forms a cylinder sort (see picture) of and massage the clit with your tongue. Insert your index or index and middle finger into the pussy and windmill (circular motion with your fingers) (inside the pussy, obviously lol). Suck the labia occasionally. Stick your tongue in once and a while. Listen to her breathing to gauge her response. The wetter the better. Labia become engroged with blood and become more sensitive (another sign your doing it right)
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>>16674814

Haha no way I love outies, more to dine on
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>>16674913
>>16674928

They aren't much different really. When she's turned on those inner lips are gunna swell and protrude anyway.

I like both types, innies and outies. Innies do look nice but there are kind of bland. I imagine what they look like as I lie between her legs and spread them apart. With outies my eyes trace those fold up until they disappear under her clit hood, making me wonder what it looks like.

It's all good.
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>>16674931
You cant fake a spasm. Squeezing does feel nice though.
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>>16674951
Only one guy compared pussies to boipussies. Only a real faggot could come up with that analogy.
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>>16674951
>It can be a problem at time with asian girls and some who think it's too big
This guy thinks because the average for asia is 3" hes big. Oh dicklets. Youre too much.
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>>16674968
I guess roasties are good for feeding betas.
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>>16674949
based BR osso duro de HUE.
still feel like being more specific is sexier, though.
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>>16674999
No, I implied the ignorance of another /adv/ poster made them confuse the two. There was no analogy, only anatomy.

Nice trips btw.
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>>16675013
Just read it again. Yeah you sound like a real faggot no lie. What makes it even worse it that you make the analogy to argue for outties. I feel like a faggot for even talking to you so Ill stop.
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>>16675006
>This guy thinks because the average for asia is 3" hes big. Oh dicklets. Youre too much.

This guy thinks he's cock is going to stop his gf cucking him for a guy who's an all round performer. Enjoy looking at your dick in the mirror asking it where you went wrong.
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>>16675066
He's trolling you dude. Stop responding to him.
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>>16675066
>dicklets think girls will leave guys for them
kek. the delusion is so strong.
Women like to feel empowered by guys giving them oral. Only women i have to worry about leaving me are those looking for dicklets desperate enough to let them walk over them.
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>>16675076
Actually it's other way around. I am entertaining myself through a slow afternoon at work. Truth be told I am totally chill.

But you're right, It's not cool to pick on the retarded so I'll leave im alone.
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>>16675090
>dicklets have to call others retarded to compensate
I bet youre real chill
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>>16673996
Are you that dude that lied to his gf about not being a virgin?
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OP here saying thanks
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>>16675115
negative
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>>16675085
Wrong again good sir. My girlfriend loves recieving (and giving) oral, and her fetish is to be dominated/spanked/roughed up, so I fail to see how that empowers her.
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Why eat pussy when you can just become a finger wizard?

I dunno, I find that mouth work is mostly foreplay. I do the intricate pussy work with one hand, and attack the rest of her body with my mouth and other hands, and arms. My girl likes the "he's all over me" thing.

Like the pussy is the main thing to warm up, but you gotta make that bitch feel like a swat team is prepped from all angles.

Much more satisfying when a girl cums while you're inside her in my opinion.

I don't really like eating pussy. Sometimes it tastes tolerable, but then, I think near her period it taste like spicy, not in a good way.
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>>16675134
>the beta thinks hes dominating her by eating pussy
KEKEKEK
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>>16674979
>76 / 3 / 24 / 1
You're looking at it. You know damn well what you're looking at.

>my opinion.

i <3 bald innies. Didn't even know that terminology applied.
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>>16675167
fuck you. You can get an inexperienced girl to fall hard if you know how to eat pussy right. Think bringing her to her first orgasm (girls dont always cum during sex)
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>>16675144
I completely agree. Not only do I like giving oral to girls but I love using my fingers just as you say.

All rounders get the girls. Then those girls tell other girls who tell other girls who cuck the guys who don't understand that it all works as a symphony of pleasure.
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>>16675186
We aren't talking about you. We are talking about her. Who doesn't want to nut in a girl?

Finger wizard? Yeah, you can be that. But would you rather get a hand job or head?
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>>16675182
Get good at sex instead. The you wont have that problem.
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>>16675225
yeah but read OP's post
>>16673996
oral can be an effective tool if the girl isn't comfortable with sex. >my target audience> ;)

But yeah, knowing how to satisfy a girl means a lot of things.
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>>16675167
Bending her back over and making her do the splits upside down while we're 69ing isn't exactly being submissive either.
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There is a g-spot button called the 'clit frenulum' and is litterally the size of a pin head. Find that and you'll be the pussy champ. Guys have a dick frenelum too, try it out.
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>>16674703
My drill instructor said "If you wanna keep you, you gotta eat it."

One of the biggest truths ever.
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