how do i get a g/f like this?
>>16673872
Get a time machine and travel back to 2000.
>>16673872
I have someone in mind for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GevY7tLRvcY
You like?
>>16673872
Is it a problem if she weighs 300 lbs?
Be realistic. If you want all those things, expect her to still live with her parents, be NEET, and to not actually bother doing makeup at home ever. Which is where she'd be most of the time. Good luck, it's hard to find someone who is lazy and just stays home out in the real world.. because they're usually back at home.
Why would you?
>>16673872
Hot topic or any horror movie. Try a goth store?
you probably won't, because I'm that kind of person and I'm way too fucking lazy to date anyone.
>>16673913
Are you describing yourself
>>16673872
Sounds so much like me is scary. You'll have it tough mate, this type doesn't go out much. So chances of meeting one are slim
>>16673872
It's missing the arrow that points to her vagina and says "smells fucking awful because too lazy to shower"