I'm really into older woman like mid to late 30's how do I go about hooking up with an older chick? im 20 btw
OkCupid, run thru the questions and only answer the ones relating to age differences.
By far one of the worst cesspools ever fashioned by man. You can pay me to go to /b/, /mlp/ or /pol/ for an hour but you can never pay me enough to go to a place where people have dick rating threads. Can't pay me enough.
Tell them you want to start a family. You'll have 30 somethings climbing over each other to fuck you if they have the vague notion you want kids (like now).
The easiest ones to fuck are the early 40s and recently divorced. They have a desire to try what they've been missing out on. But someone of them are a) fucking crazy or b) on a man hating spree.
Hang out at rockabilly bars if you have them. There are a ton of slutty generation x'ers that hang out in those places.
I see what you did there
Do your research:
Study a bunch of shit that happened in the 90's and 80's... you need to come off as smart and sarcastic. 90% of the stuff that is cool to a milf was before your time.. or you were probably 5 years old. So you either have to smile through the bullshit conversation or beable to interject some wit. Wit, is the way to go because these dumb sluts will think you really identify with her...
just fuck her the bathroom, brah. Avoild all topics about latest music... milfs dont know fuck all about it.. unless ofcourse she is doing her research.. which means only one thing.. she is double down for young dick.