My wife is one of these woman who only wants to have 100% standard sex. I'm a guy who likes latex and anime porn. I have talked to her a lot about this over the years. Tonight she has finally decided to try something different, so we are both buying sex toys to use on each other. I want some advice on which would be better for me as a male, either a flashlight or a tenga? Or maybe something better?
A prostate stimulator will be a better investment for you. That's basically leaving "let's have some fun" territory to "holy shit fuck ah oh no I'm such a buttslut I'm coming just from having my ass violated" territory.
Your bf is a prude. Tell him I said that. Also tell him I called him a faggot.
What are you, gay or something? I kid, I kid, just don't blame me when you think "I'd really rather be orgasming hands-free right now"
Be all like "hey baby I'm gonna tie you up tonight, you ready?" He'll be like "aww yeah, can't wait." Tie him up, stick a vibe up where the sun don't shine, he'll be like "no, no," then just leave him there for 10, 15 minutes. Problem solved, everyone's happy.
My wife only ever wants missionary and gets panic attacks from sex toys from years of being molested.
Get on my level.
> INB4 your life sounds terrible
> INB4 how can you live this way?
> INB4 You should try sex therapy, I am sure after 12 years of marriage you never fucking thought of that idea
> INB4 She is cheating on you, because the concept of a sex negative woman is inconceivable to anons
Except for hes the dominant one and i could never tie him up
He is very strong
I bet he would like it sooo much though to have something smal and thin up his butt.
I know he would love it.
But i am scared of being hurt. Once he kocked me so hard he broke his toe!