>22 year old kissless virgin from /fit.
>See 7/10 qt mirin
>Work up the nerve to say hi
>Have awkward, conversation about the weather
>Scamper off before I spill my spaghetti
>Mfw I literally have no clue how this works
Can someone explain what exactly I'm supposed to do around wymen? Am I supposed to start flirting with them on the spot or what?
Every girl you talk to is actually a pre-op trans man. She has a dick.
> Just introduce yourself
> Ask her name
> Ask her if she lives around here or some other inane basic question
> Listen for things that you might know a little about and think of questions to ask about it.
> When in doubt, ask a question and feign intense interest when possible.
> Smile a lot
> If she asks you questions about yourself then give an interesting answer or bring up a funny story about it
> Keep the conversation going and root for something unique about her that you can tell she is passionate about (Eg. Star Wars fan, ice hockey player, etc...) and use that as a route into expressing interest to get to know her better. Eg. "You know, I had some awesome memories in marching band too, I gotta run, but we should grab coffee, I would love to find out more about that band trip you went on to Vegas."
> Don't ask her for coffee or lunch, TELL her you should meet up.
I'm not trying to make fun of or insult anyone, but this sounds like someone's trying to write a manual about how to be a person, Completely outside of asking a girl out, the ability to talk should be something one picks up if they want to pick up *someone*. Unless ... one uses either more traditional or more advanced means of being with each other.
>Every girl you talk to is actually a pre-op trans man. She has a dick.
This is actually really good advice. I've been using this mental approach lately and it's helping me be less nervous with girls. Once you stop thinking about fucking them, you can actually talk to them like a normal human being.
>talk about something you want to talk about
>see girl next to you
>suddenly do a 180 "what do you think about this flavour of icecream?" *hold up icecream box*
>"never tried it anon"
>"me either, what's your favourite flavour?"
>"i'm anon, nice to meet you"
>"hi anon I'm superhotgirlofyourdreams"
>"want to eat some choc icecream?"
>"sorry anon i have to go, but here's my number"
rule #1 don't think about it
rule #2 don't think about it
rule #3 be honest / genuine
rule #4 don't force the conversation just fucking talk about how you just bought the biggest cup ever and wtf is with the size of this thing you don't even drink this much tea
Last rule: you might quickly realise the girl is a fucking idiot or has the dumbest sense of humour and you can't stand another fucking second of talking to her, this is when you run like hell.
But that's only helpful to a fault. If you walk to far down that path, it only leads to all those idiots complaining about women not realizing that they want to visit their vaginas even though they've stood by them for two years.
Well if you figure how many autists on this site require the energy of a sustained fusion reactor core just to hold a non awkward simple conversation with another human being then you will realize I am trying to help a broad audience here with this one.
If the guy is good looking and he spills spaghetti every time he sees a hot girl then he just needs a little bit of help.
How would you do it?
That is pretty cheesy but I do like the offer for chocolate ice cream on the spot. Hell who turns down chocolate ice cream? I would have chocolate ice cream with you.
Once you can sustain a good conversation and you realize she is not an idiot, a cunt, or a low value human being, then you start asking her to a movie, or to play pool/bowling, then ask her to dinner, then ask her to get drinks after dinner, when getting drunk touch her arm or shoulder while laughing about something, sit close, flirt a little. She will get the hints and you will be comfortable and having a good time so you wont need to look at her like a scary woman.
Like if you write down people's conversations and then read them they're fucking boring crap about nothing.
The only part of a conversation people like is the part where you're connecting with another human being, nobody generally gives a fuck about the actual words unless you're having a super serious discussion.
>Last rule: you might quickly realise the girl is a fucking idiot or has the dumbest sense of humour and you can't stand another fucking second of talking to her, this is when you fuck her anyway
>How would you do it?
I'm not sure. It's very situational. One talks to another as one talks to them. There's a vast reservoir of conversational topics people can enjoy. Of course, in regards to getting with someone, it's valuable to talk about suggestive things and to bring in the physical instead of relying only on verbal queues. I wouldn't be able to make a comprehensive guide in text because one way or another, it would seem incomplete and like an overextension of my own experience.
>once you realize she's not an idiot, a cunt, or a low value human being
This is, of course, the best mindset: whenever you met someone, first think the worst of them, and always follow that rationale until its final conclusion.
You don't have to know who someone is to have a conversation of them, you don't need to introduce yourself you can just jump right into saying whatever you want to say (except "i love you" "i want to kill you" "i want to lick you like a burger" etc....)
Once you know they can talk back in a way that you like, then you introduce yourself and do something that lets you talk later (like getting their email or phone add to facebook or whatever )
Is this some kind of subtle trolling? because that sounds really similar to that /r9k/ meme.
What do I say? I feel like I have nothing to talk about, and often in such a situation my mind just goes blank and I can't really think of anything.
>I feel like I have nothing to talk about
How can you not have anything to talk about? Like people have told you, just introduce yourself, ask them about themselves then just keep asking questions, you will fail the first few times but with practice it will get better.
You talk about anything!
You can talk about how that pebble reminds you of your pet rock you had a kid, ever had a pet rock?
Give me a topic, I'll talk to you about it and you can learn.
Just stop thinking about this shit, you're talking about shit right now aren't you?