So I've been presented with a confusing scenario. My gf of 2 years has always been sort of low libido. We still fuck and she gives blowjobs and shit but they're pretty inconsistent. Sometimes everyday sometimes not for weeks. As of recently she revealed to me that her main reason for this lack of sexual stuff is that when I cum it's "too messy". Any advice for what I can do to help clean/make less of a mess after I splooge?
>Inb4 she's cheating on you/getting her sex life fulfilled elsewhere and that's why there's the low libido
That's not really the issue here, more about the mess afterwards
>As of recently she revealed to me that her main reason for this lack of sexual stuff is that when I cum it's "too messy"
Sorry dude but thats bullshit. Not saying she's cheating on you, but when you're in a committed relationship with someone for 2 years you don't withhold sexual intimacy with them because its messy.
Sounds like a weak excuse for something else. Maybe you guys just have incompatible sex drives. When you cum, jizz comes out. Aside from a towel there's nothing either of you can do.
Ask her whats really going on.
Thanks bros, I figured it was something a little deeper than just my splurge but figured I'd see if I was just overreacting first and if it was literally just my aim
there's less cum the second time?
and there's some things you can do.
eating celery can make your cum more watery, while things like zinc + folate will make you produce more and thicker cum. doing kegals will also help you push out the cum stronger so it doesn't just ooze messily.
but the absolute best advice is to just rip off your dick and kill yourself because your girl is either fucking other men or hates you so much she'd made up some unfathomably retarded excuse for not wanting sex and no matter what you do she won't change her mind because the problem isn't your cum, it's you.
Thanks anon, maybe I should move on to something new with someone a little less frigid
Everyone has a different level of sex drive. If she's telling the truth it sounds like she has such a low sex drive that stupid shit is enough to turn her off.
I dated a woman who though the idea of being in bed naked with a guy was gross. I also dated one who loved watching me cum and would play with it afterwards.