Where can two people fuck if they have roommates that never leave?

>>16650328
In your damned room. Your roommates can be jealous or uncomfortable all they want, have sex in your own home like a hod damned adult.

>>16650328
In your bedroom?

How is this an actual question?

>>16650337
I'm talking about college dorms.

>>16650346
In her bedroom?

>>16650346
just ask them to leave for 2 or 3 hours because you want to have sex
they'll understand
they have to fuck somewhere too so you can just take turns on who gets to stay and who has to leave on specific day

>>16650351
Not if they don't have people to fuck.

If they refuse to leave, just start fucking with them still in the room. If it's awkward and they leave, sweet. If not, whatever, you have an audience.

>>16650364
>implying any girl would be down for that

well OP if they refuse to leave you are fucked up because hotels are not cheap and doing it outdoors really works only during summertime and from time to time

if you had to make this thread you probably don't have any other alternative anyways so yeah

Dorms have plenty of rarely used stairwells and out of the way areas. Scout one out and have fun.

Late at night in a study area, couch of the commons area, kitchen area that people rarely use, under a stairwell in the basement, shower, all places I fucked girls in college.

Are your roommate and her roommate both just straight up refusing to give you guys privacy, or have you not even actually talked to them about it?

>>16650328
I'm in the army. My roommate sleeps 20 feet away from me separated by a fucking blanket. Fuck where you gonna fuck.

>>16650357
If they refuse, make it clear you don't want trouble and they're being dumb.

If they still refuse, you tell them it's either GTFO or you need RA mediation because your relationship is important to you, he can study anywhere, and you can only get it on in your room.

Follow through if he won't cave, it's not hard to demand three contiguous one hour blocks per week of sexiling if you refuse to get mad, explain he's bogarting your room, and promise a meaningless "he gets the same deal" compromise.

>>16650426
You're the worst type of faggot. Both people have the same right to be in the room whenever they feel like it.

Fuck off with gay taddletelling shit

McDonalds dumpster

>>16650426
>RA meditation
>to force roommate to leave room so you can fuck
Haha, what? You are a colossal idiot.

Take her to a motel you faggot

>>16650466

You obviously don't phrase it like that, it's better described as a "personal privacy and bodily autonomy issue". Depending on how you look at it, it is.

At any rate, many assholes will cave when you make it clear you're involving others. The threat of being forced into subpar university mandated terms, even if it's only a 10% chance thing, is more than enough for most.

>>16650444

You sound mad. Afraid of getting in trouble with authorities with teeth, anon?

>>16650496
If my roommate tried something that fucking retarded, i'd fight it out of spite. Then do my best to make the rest of his time there awful.

>>16650504

And you'd lose, because you've already lost the emotional argument (you're obstructing love!) and are losing on style if you're fighting mad. Logic is gonna be hard if not impossible to win because it isn't on your side, there's no reason you can't do your shit elsewhere.

You can spite it, waste your time and energy, and stress yourself out, or cave for 2 hours a week and gtfo, leaving you happy. Which sounds more reasonable?

Also: if you're not letting him fuck because fuck him, you already are making his time awful, there's not much more to go for. You've got no leverage and everything you do is just more ammunition to escalate to an actual board with disciplinary authority to kick your ass out.

People who play the "fuck that guy" game always lose; you're fighting the tide.

>>16650399
Yeah, but the army has a "Don't Ask - Don't Tell" policy

they'll have to leave to go to to lesson won't they. That's when you do it.

>>16650328
>wants sex
>doesn't have the balls to kick roommates out

Poor girl.

how do you Americas masturbate at college?
Most the guys on here masturbate at least twice a day, so do you watch the same porn together?

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>>16650607
They do it in toilet stalls

>>16650702
Then that's were op will pussy crush this girl

>>16650702
That's not hot.
You guys should give each other helping hands, that's what we girls like to imagine what happening anyway.

>>16650525
>emotional argument
>emotion
>rules based on emotion

Bernie's dick needs moistening cuck

>>16650328
drug them and do it

You kick them out for one fucking day. If they can't do that, well move out. Or just ignore them hearing everything.

A car you dummy

>>16650760

In real life, arguments are won when a third party watches, in no small part, with emotion and style.

Most people say pathos and ethos to sound fancy when they're explaining this, but it's not important what you call them. Win two of three and you basically win.

Also, the random salt is delicious; at a loss for words, friend?

>>16650328
Just do it in front of them. If you're feeling especially kinky, ask them if they want to watch.

>>16650586
This. It's probably the first thing the RAs will suggest if you bring up the issue anyway.
>But I have to fuck right now because love

>>16651407

At which point you call them silly if they're the RA and a dumbfuck if it's your roommate because there are no classes on the weekend when you would actually have time to fuck, and any day he has class, you basically have it too, so that's a wash, negotiations must occur.

>>16650337
this.

go to a secluded area and fuck her in the backseat of your car

>>16651300

This. Why live with someone shitty who won't let you fuck because he hates you?

Find a roomswitch and start fresh. Even if the other room sucks too, you come out exactly as you left. There's still 2/3rds of the year left, save yourself an ulcer.

>>16650500
>authorities with teeth
The fuck is that supposed to mean like if they have dentures?? you are the dumbest of the dumb.

You fuck and let them hear so they know they need to leave or get over themselves. Claim your territorial behavior.

>>16651369
Stop pretending you went to college.

>>16651640

Stop Pretending College Is Real When Our Eyes Aren't Real

>>16650525
RA's can't just kick people out of their rooms because someone wants them to. Your posts are so idiotic that I can only assume you're trolling.

>>16652059
>didn't read the post: the post

Escalate is the key word, anon. No shit they can't do it themselves, that's not the point for someone reporting. Optimally, the roommate quits being a dick and gives up or compromises. If that fails and it goes to the RA, you probably win it right there, since you're right that the roommate's being a dick.

Where they get you is if the roommate tries to retaliate for talking to an RA, it's not hard to keep track of this if you're not a moron and report it as formal harassment, for example, or whatever more serious claim you can come up with. This 100% violates yor school's conduct code and is substantially more serious a charge for your roommate to hold against you.

RAs report to managers who report to managers who report to deans. Harassment is the bridge that gets you talking to managers, their leadership, and deans, who want issues to go away.

That means properly exploited bureaucratic principles starting with the RA and working upwards, with the right sell, are enough to get a kid kicked out of a room, to get a new or better room, or to force your hand in writing then gag you that it even happened.

I know you're not dumb. Doesn't just giving him two hours a weekend sound easier?