So, /adv/ I have a really annoying problem.
I'm 18, virgin and I never had a boyfriend (never even kissed), and I'm actually really fine with that. I won't rush myself sexually and every boy that I liked managed to fuck up really badly with me. But there is a big problem: My Mom.
She won't fucking shut up about me being a lesbian (I'm not) and she keeps saying shit like ''BUT YOU DON'T LIKE MAKE UP'' or ''BUT YOU DON'T TALK TO BOYS''.
I keep telling her that I am NOT a lesbian and that I am just not interested in the moment but she doesn't believe me.
How can I make her believe me, /adv/? Should I consider assexuality?
Unfortunally, I live with her and she keeps bugging me abou it.
>''Go talk to that boy, anon''
>points to the most despicable boy in the room
>''Oh, anon, that random stranger grandparent died! Go flirt with him!''
>'Why are you not flirting with him? ARE YOU A LESBIAN?''
>''IT'S OKAY, BUT TELL ME. GOD, I ALWAYS KNEW''
>''ARE YOU? ARE YOU DONIG TO FUCK GIRL?''
What do I do to make her stop? How can I just not mind it?
Say you're going to a bar. If you don't want to, fuck off and do something else with a friend for the night. Should make mom think you're sexually active without you having to force yourself into sex.
I'm too self conscious to post a better one.
Do I look like one?
Maybe its the purple hair?
I'm trying to get into a really good one (my big brother is in the best college in the country and my parents won't accept anything less than that).
And even then, it's really uncommon in my country to move out of home when you go to college (my bro is 4 years in it and still lives with us)
I don't drink and I don't have any friends, anon
Just learn to be evasive as fuck and say it's none of their business.
My parents didn't know I didn't start dating until i was 24, or that I didn't have my first girlfriend 'til i was 26 just because I mastered the art of: I'm just going to feed you completely obvious and ridiculous bullshit because it's none of your business and you shouldn't be asking me that.
I was just hoping I could make she stop being a bitch. No luck, after all.
What kind of completely obvious and ridiculous bullshit? Like, saying I like someone else or that I'm heartbroken or some shit?