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Maybe you guys can see where this is going?
Cont(2/?)
>explicitly tells me she doesnt want a relationship
>really didnt care for one either, just enjoyed the company
>she kisses me one night
>"I was hoping you'd be bad at it"
>what the fuck
>we smash that same night. This is about two and a half months into our thing

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(3/?)
>about a week later
>she tells me her ex needs help getting off drugs or whatever
>not really interested in a relationship so i really dont care
>a month passes and she ends up fucking her own life up
>ex is a heroine fiend
>shes now on meth heroine etc
>she calls me and begs me to help her out
>tells me how embarrassed she is
>at this point I'm only helping her out as a friend

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(4/?)
>she begs me to sleep at her house
>yea okay
>nothing sexual
>every weekend for like a month we would share a bed
>one night we smash
>afterwards ask her if we were in a relationship
>she blows up
>tears
>screaming
>long story short I skedaddled
>came back a week later after she begged me to
>said she never wanted to lose me
>got drunk af with her
>she proceeds to scream at me
>blaming me
>says i ruined everything

>>18539155
On the flip side I cant ask her to do anything. If I do, she gets mad at me for "directing her" and stays mad until we spend a whole day talking about how I am a bad person and should never have asked it from her. This can be anything from "can you take out the trash" to "can you wear X tonight". That last one is actually a tension point right now. She does not take care of herself, at least not in my eyes. And she gets upset when I ask her to put in a little more effort. Like when I asked her to where a cute form fitting shirt she freaked out about how I am being unreasonable for demanding she wears clothes that are strangling her.

The next big fight was about porn, which she is apparently appalled that I watch. I never hid it, and when she finally asked I of course said yes. She flipped her shit. This happened in January, and it has been a problem ever sense. I agreed to not watch porn anymore, but after she pissed me off with some other stupid shit I looking at porn out of spite (and by "looking at porn" I mean in general not masturbating but I suppose that is irrelevant.) Anyways she suspected I was and caught me doing it.

We have a pretty good overlap in interests, and would play games together all the time. But a lot of the things we used to play we don't anymore. We don't play any of our board games anymore, because I am "to competitive". She holds a grudge very badly. This is directly impacting what we can do together. Every time we get into a fight while doing some activity, that activity never happens again. One by one the things I used to do with her are being crossed off the list.

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>>18539155
She sounds manipulative and controlling

Tell her to fucking deal with it. You're trying your best to give her attention, but it's not healthy to be putting all your focus on a single person. If she can't deal with that, even though like you said you talk to her every day and see her every week, leave

>>18539168
So she brought up the porn thing again yesterday, which killed my entire night. Im actually trying not to watch it anymore cause it hurts her and I care about her. After we were done she fell asleep on the couch behind me and I played video games with my friends till 3AM. She is now pissed again that I stayed up late, and I know im going to have to listen to her all again tonight in an hour when she gets home.


Im fucking bored. I cant play games with my friends (can only happen at late night cause of time difference), she wont do anything with me anymore.

Porn is what I did when I was bored. Like my go to solution. Now I cant do that, I have been filling my time with stupid shit like youtube.

I feel like I give and give but I never get anything back. I still love her, but this just wears me down. I have to say reading this back I can tell that the tension im under is showing.

What the fuck do I do?

I fell asleep

>>18539086
Rly nigga, I meant what's it like? Apparently it can be a really depressing experience

>>18539046
Put them up your ass with 4 shots worth of liquor. Youll thank me later

>>18538798
Since it's your life, that's for you alone to decide.

>>18538798
Penis in vagina is good. Then it makes little copies of you and they give you reason to live: to take care of them and raise them well.

In the meantime csgo is solid choice.

>>18538798
>What makes life worth living?
Nothing. I'm sure you have bleach in the house. You know what to do.

Don't do that. Say your dad died or something

>>18538804
it's too late anon. this is the kind of job that will want the death certificate. and i dont want to keep up that kind of lie. I need to be like seriously ufcking injured

>>18538765
It is called diarrhoea. Call them, tell them you got food poisoining and then maybe go to doctor to get paper with it.

Dont overthink problems. For them it is more trouble to fire you and find new man for the job then to tolerate some minor fuckups.

Also you cant nor should work 12 hours per day without pauses. In my country you can do 2x12 hours shifts and then you have to not work for 1 whole day minimum.

I bet they dont even pay you for overtime.

>>18538669
You're not 13 anymore, stop cumming into your crusty ass sheets

>>18538669
It looks just like mine, if someone told me they took a pic of my semen and post this pic I would believe them.

>>18538672
It's just the shirt I was wearing, and I just put into the wash. I planned to use tissues, but I wasn't fast enough to catch it all.

>>18538577
sigmund freud believed that guys have to look like a better choice than other guys while convincing the desired chick that she's a better choice than you. here I'll find the quote.

>>18538577
Tickle her, while you're kissing move your hands around, be confident, make it seem like you know what you're doing even if you don't, just lightly touch areas like the tits and Ass, basically tease her until she wants more and then keep going. It could take a long time, but I believe in you Anon.

>>18538577
Universal turn ons are being rich, being hot and being in couple with another girl
If you're talking about a girl you're already in a relationship with, that depends on her. Don't be afraid to ask.

>>18538548
that's kinda fucked up yeah, unless you're clear about what you're doing and the reasons

>>18538552
She's already gained a good amount of weight since we started dating. But it wasn't like I forced her to eat or anything

Why don't you just get with an already obese fatty and leave this poor girl alone?

Online dating is terribly rigged for men, I think you shouldn't even bother.

If going up and talking to someone on the street is a 1 in a million chance of sparking any kind of relationship, online dating is like 1 in a billion

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>>18538350
bruh, forget online dating, logically think about this why women would choose average guy like you, and I am not insulting you, when she can have objectively cream of the crop males, that are better than average joe,

My advice would be drop online dating, focus on your hobbies, be egoistic about yourself, and always put yourself first before anyone, this might help to curb the female need but, that's dating game nowadays, have fun

>>18538331
Should i shave/trim/wax my pubes?
I don't like the way my wiener looks with hair. What do you think most girls prefer?

What is the best way to block out negative thoughts and memories and focus on the good aspects of life?

>>18538341
I think you should if the sight bothers you (it is actually pretty unhygienic due to all the bacteria and such).

From what I know most girls prefer a shaven or trimmed beard down there. Some actually don't mind, but it does bother them when it comes down to blowjobs.

Keep in mind it's very itchy at first when you shave it (I know from experience). You might want to get some cream or something ready for the itchiness.

>>18538312
somewhere around 30s

>>18538314
How do I accelerate the process

>>18538316
SSRI antidepressants will do the charm. They kill your libido. I don't even have the need to jerk off anymore.

Hmm. Well, at least this way you get to figure out the sort of girl you don't want, as well as the possibilities afforded by the female body.

Pump and dump, I guess. Then move on and find a decent girl.

If you're happy, then who gives a fuck? The problem literally only exists in your head. It's incredibly rare to find someone you genuinely enjoy being around, my advice is to hold on and see where it goes.

If it doesn't work out, it doesn't work out. But you're the one who's happy, you're the one who's fucking the 8.5, I don't think you should concern yourself with some emphrical Chad.

Just break up with her, you obviously cannot handle knowing this, cannot look at her the same way and cannot respect yourself while dating her.

But know that ultimately everything is subjective. There will always be people who cannot understand what you see in the woman you love and you cannot attach too much weight to that. I bet you'd want your wife to value her own judgment of you and your character and appeal, and not care whether all of her friends find you a catch.

Unless she treats you like shit, cheats on you or whatever, it's all subjective. You think that other people would laugh because she's been around the block (which many of them will never even know). Another man would be proud to walk around with a gorgeous woman who could have her pick of men but fell for him, and drives him crazy in the bedroom.

So ditch her, but because you personally cannot cope with it, not because you objectively should or shouldn't.

Have you tried hanging out with coworkers?

>>18538240
I did but it's limited to dinner after work. After a while I'm starting to think I'm the only one who looks forward to it. They don't always have the time as one of them got a girlfriend and the other is busy with cram school. I just felt left out and that I have no life on my own.

>>18538220
Hello Anon. We're in the same boat here, except that I lost my job a few weeks ago :/

Just letting you know you're not alone man.
Piece of advice: Talk to people like IDGAF. I mean, you don't have to go out of your way to talk to people if not confortable, and also don't be a douche, but I find that the more unnatached I am when I interact with people the more they want to interact.

>>18538209
Some do, some don't

>>18538209
pics?
otherwise from your description I have to say they're gross.

Assuming you're doing the typical female bullshit of totally exaggerating your description of your body, then yes it's probably fine

We can't know objectively unless we can actually see it

it's a phase,there is hope,try to form a connection with him and make him look up to you

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>>18538108
What if let's say I am my brother. This is completely untrue I'm 19 year old don't bean me plis.

>>18538102
you'll need a medical cert to beat the expulsion.
and you ought to be in therapy regardless.
see your family doctor, get a referral to psychiatrist and a good psychotherapist.
and good luck.