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>>18539762

uber delivers mc donalds now!

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Well for starters you can try and make your bait thread at least somewhat believable. Otherwise you just have people coming along and saying youre autistic. Which correlates with the story as well as your actual life judging by the fact you took the time to write this gay shit and found it funny.

>pic not related because you clearly didnt try

>>18539844
>tfw no gf REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>18539740

>I can't do "man" shit like fix a cabinet or replace a tire or change car oil or go hunting or fishing. I am a computer technician and my handy man skills are basically zero.

bullshit. women never know if you are able to do those things until you are dating. women dont go around asking men if they can fix or replace stuff. romance happens far too fast for those particular things to be an issue.

honest man, if you want to start breaking down this issue, start with a face pic of your self. its tough to bring your self to do it and be judged, but its the first step, letting us see what women see: the first impression.

from there we go deeper.

but dont delude your self into thinking its because you dont go fishing. no one i know goes hunting or fishing. unless you live in some backwoods area you are deluding your self.

>>18539740
I'm not going to sugarcoat it, you are a little old to have never had a girlfriend. If it makes you feel any better I'm 25 and only had one girlfriend when I was 22. If you have money women will want that, if you are good looking that helps. Just like us they are attracted to looks too. One thing you have going against you is preselection. Women want men that other women want and that other women have already approved of, makes them feel like they really got a catch. They are also attracted to status in general. To diffuse the situation I'd recommend just start talking to a couple different girls, maybe lower your standards. Don't close your heart all the way off but fall in love real slow with that first one. Most relationships don't work out and that first heartbreak is a hell of a trip. Matter of fact I think a guy needs to fall in love deep and get his heart broken atleast once to graduate on to a man. Good luck OP. If you have anymore questions I will continue to monitor this thread.

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What woman want from men...simple.

Woman want to be able to feel safe with the man they are with. If you have accomplished this, you are a super hero in their eyes.

>>18539715
I also vacuumed my bed--an inflatable sofa. I'm going to give it and the rest of my apartment another run over with the vacuum then wrap it in plastic bags and toss it in the garbage room.

Any other tips?

Thoughts?

Please. I feel bad and don't know how to handle this. I want to be mature and take responsibility, but I also don't want to live on the street.

>>18539715

dude, awful, warn your friend. let him decide if theres nowhere else for him to stay, but you dont let him walk into the den of bedbugs and end up taking some home with him thats just awful.

>>18539871
>den of bedbugs

I only found one and no traces of bed bugs--casings or the like--, but you're right. I'll let him know.

It's not hard. Go to the club. Stay there until it's late like 3AM, look around for some really drunk possibly alone chick. BOOM. It's a desperate slut that wants to je picked up and fucked. She will most likely not be that attractive though.

>>18539729
I only want a cute girl though

Definitely ZERO fat girls

Getting laid is quite possibly the easiest thing in the world. The fact that you revere it as such a strange, alien, clinical goal is very telling as to why you have so much trouble.

Trust me. It might be difficult the first time, but actually getting to know a girl and being an interesting person are the easiest ways to get laid by far.

You're young yet so hopefully you can be saved, but any incel retard who tells you your only chance of getting laid is by treating pussy as a trophy is wrong. It's why they are incel in the first place.

If you treat women as just people who happen to have vaginas, then eventually you will click with one of these people with a vagina. And then she will let you touch(???) it.

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nobody?

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Nobody.

also stop being a woman and go spend time with your friend. it's petty to hold a grudge and if you were really her friend you would be there for her when she's ready. Trust me when I say eventually she's going to stop asking, and you're going to feel like an idiot for not spending time with her. It probably feels like they disrespected you by not including you, going out behind your back, but it sounds like you have your mind made up either way. You're not giving her any option where you're not a raging asshole and is that the kind of person you think she would consider opening up to? Just be glad she did it with someone and keep that jealousy beneath you. Whether she's into you or not, or she can't open up to your or not, it doesn't matter. Don't expect nothing out of anyone, and if they continue to disrespect you, then you can tell them to get fucked, but at least try to be their friend first.

>>18541339
she isn't my friend, she's my gf

Probably gonna ask for previous experience, better make up a fake company.

>>18539693
i used a real company on the sent resume lel

>>18539703

they probably wont check, so just get your story down and stick with it. they will give you on the job training anyway, they all do, so you're going to get an education anyway.

It doesn't even matter in the fucking slightest, dude. What matters is if she has any fucking sense or not.

>>18539651
The latter.

>>18539674
Considering they're both decent and have good personality.
Well maybe if so it'll depends on us then.

Learning something is all about you, dude. You can learn to read a language by simply reading a book and studying it. Most people need a lot of help, and honestly, you probably don't care enough to learn another language, this is just some passing fancy of yours, and the moment you realize you've actually got to put forth a lot of real time and effort you're going to say "fuck it whatever" like you have to all the other shit in your life that sounded cool for 5 minutes until you realized it takes work.

Japan is probably the most pointlessly difficult language to learn. It has 3 scripts, two traditional ones have something like 2000 characters, and it's just completely alien to a Westerner. It requires thousands of hours of study/practice just to get to a level where you can read 60% of your mango without flipping through dictionaries ever other panel.

We've all gone through weeaboo phases. Japanese is not worth it. It's a dying language, tied to a dying and racist people, that will never want you in their society. It's fine that you like their culture, but it's not worth putting yourself through that shit. It's like the equvialent of wanting to learn Latin just so you read Julius Caesar's, and Mark Anthony's dairies and books. It's fucking stupid.

>>18539681

mostly this, at least the parts about learning this. the major problem with japanese is that its not as simple as reading an alphabet.

imagine if you wrote a letter to someone and isntead of it being written in english it was a bunch of shapes and symbols. given time you can memorize a lot of them but doing it simply online while also matching it to the correct sounds and breaking it down further into hiragana is pretty fucking rough, you'd need to be studying like 4 hours a day.

>>18539605
medfag here
what if I told you that the absolute majority of the population of this planet we call Earth has latent HPV infection, including you and any other women you might hook up in the future?

>>18539616
yeah and there's over 100 strains, with only a few being cancerous. I should just go ahead and get the strain that most likely is cancerous?

med school taught you a lot

>>18539616
I would tell you to stop including the entirety of Africa, Asia, Eastern Europe, and South/Latin America, and also to stop including everyone outside those regions who is white

>>18539590
People grow and change. I still know my friends from high school, but I'm only still friends with one of them. All my other friends I've made in college or at work.

>>18539600
That makes sense. I just feel like I should give some closure for the issues going on.

have a serious heart to heart conversation about your issues with them and decide from there weather to sick with or leave them. It won't be easy but it's really the only way to be sure in your decision.

Even if you make a fool out of yourself in front of them oh well, you just leave as you are considering anyway but potentially you will get through to them and they will become really good friends again. just be honest and open, you can't get it wrong if it's the truth!

I just knew that I had women waiting in line.

>>18539574
Know that you'll survive without her. Don't be dependent thats whack.

>>18539574
Getting attached isnt problem. Treating your gf right isnt problem.

Only problem is when you put her as your priority number one. You have to be always number 1 priority. She can come second. You can never love her unconditionally.

And if she is the one, she wont leave you for petty shit. Dont be afraid of treating her as person. She isnt made from sugar.

>>18539535
It's just attachment, maybe a little bit of desperation. We all make mistakes.

>>18539549
Ok, thanks for the advice. It just seemed so weird to me because if a woman cheated on me, out the door she goes.

>>18539535

Understand that being an impartial observer of a situation you have no emotional stake in makes it very easy to cast judgement. Its easy to sit back and be confused about people's decisions when you don't have the little emotional voice in your head fighting your ability to be logical.

She might have some dysfunction and/or attachment issues but she also might just be a young, confused girl who let her hurt feelings and desperation drive her to make a bad decision. It happens to all of us.

Spend a little bit more time with her and try to see things from her perspective. If you don't like what you see then get out of there. However, if you want to give it a shot then go into it with an open mind. Keep in mind that people's mistakes don't define them, their patterns do. If she has a pattern of dysfunctional relationships then its safe to assume that you're probably going to fit into that cycle somehow.

>>18539451
How do i convice my gf to brush her teeth before bed

>>18539567

I think its strange that she needs convincing. I'm a bit picky about breath. This would be a deal breaker for me, anon.

>>18539451
Do you believe fat ppl have a shit work ethic? I mean like actual labor

Honestly... get a life, be distracted, read a book, do something with your time besides him.

>he knows I'm a fembot so he usually replies way less often then I do
????
>making a big problem out of nothing when he doesn't reply multiple times a day
It's not nothing, you are wll within your rights to want and even require it. tell him your feelings on the issue and then either he starts answering, you get over it, or you get over him.

Do you have Stacey on snapchat?

>>18539357
btw babe if you're here, thread isnt me. Sounds similar to the conversation we had a few nights ago, but its not me. Just saying

sorry OP, I was in a similar situation a while ago. You'll pull through. My problem was motivation. Not sure how I can help though, I kind of "accidentally" fixed my problem.

>>18539422
How'd you do it? Even if it was accidental.

Also having a gf that goes on /adv/ sounds terrifying. Cute.

Bumpin again.