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Sorry for any weird mistakes, I'm not used to posting here.
So, I'm a lesbian. There's a guy I'm friends with who knows I'm gay but he keeps saying really sexual things to me.
The problem is it's the only affection I get and I'm so starved for it that I let him say whatever. What do I do, if anything? Does this make me gross? It's seriously stressing me out and making me kind of sick with myself.
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Just tell him that.
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>>18540204
What kind of sexual things is he saying?
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>>18540204
I'd tell him to knock it off.
Being lonely fucking sucks, but at the end of the day you need to show a little self-respect about the particular things you want to fuck.
Starved for affection or not, it can't be healthy letting it go on if you're stressing yourself over it.
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Very inexperienced, want advice to approach girl 2017-07-21 02:47:58 Post No.18540189
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Very inexperienced, want advice to approach girl
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I'm 18. I recently ran into a former classmate that I hadn't spoken to in years. We used to be really good friends when we were young but we lost contact. Since that meeting I have now got a crush on her. I have only ever had sex once and have never had a girlfriend.
How should I approach her and tell her about my feelings?
I would like to go on a date and catch up with her but I don't know how to initiate something like that. Would it be reasonable to just contact her online about it?
gif semi-related she kind of looks like her
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Yeah, pm her. If she's interested she'll get back to you.
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dont make it a date just ask to catch up and hang sometime. ease into the dates later imo
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>>18540189
Ask her hey do you wanna hang out sometime
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Should I KMS myself?
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>>18540145
Definitely no.
Also, take this: https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
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>>18540157
Just talking to someone for a little bit isn't going to solve any of my problems. I'll still wake up tomorrow hating my life, my situation, and my lack of friends.
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>>18540157
Ruining the chance for the next two posts to be "yes" and "maybe".
You cunt. You fucking Cunt! I came here to post memes, what gives you the right to ruin that for me you CUNT?!!?!
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>be balding virgin at 20
>want to be genuinely intimate with a cute girl 18-22 in my lifetime BAD
i will genuinely kill myself if i can't do this ever
please tell me is it ever possible, i just want a cute girl 18-22 to be attracted to me once in my whole lifetime
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sure it's possible. shave your head btw
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>>18540151
i dont want to shave my head
i look like an ugly thug
i bought an $800 hair system with real human hair that i have to replace with another $800 three times a year
im in love with a girl that isnt attracted to bald guys
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>>18540158
Dude if you have $800 to drop on hair products you already have a +1 for not being broke.
The only solution and I mean the ONLY solution is to get muscle built like an MMA fighter; delts, abs, biceps and back. You need to lift. It is the only way. Being built af is the only way you will replace the value lost from being bald, or having a receding hairline. In fact, I think it's enough to replace all the value lost, and then add some.
Me personally I decided I wouldn't fuck with hair restoration BS. My dad is bald, all his brothers are bald; I will probably be bald. So I resolved to get ripped. And I know damn well it's going to work.
The dating market sucks and is brutal. Your best bet is to start lifting now. 20 is very early.
And ditch the girl that crosses guys off her list if they're bald. That's shallow. And you know you don't have the gorgeous beauty boy hairline she fawns over (that cunt)
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Can anyone offer advice on reaching a prostate orgasm?
I just spent the last 90 minutes attempting one and I kept reaching a point of intense sensation, but I never felt like I truly orgasmed. The sensation kind of felt like really needing to pee, and as it developed, it got more and more intense. I felt a pressure on my chest and I had to focus on breathing as my pulse quickened. As it built to its final stage, every thrust caused my dick to quiver and drip precum.
It was really intense and the sensation lasted as long as I kept pounding myself without pause. That being said, it really felt like I was right on the edge of a full orgasm. I never had any sort of release or wave of pleasure. It was a different kind of enjoyable, but it never felt like other anons have described it.
Did I actually achieve a prostate orgasm or was I really just on the edge the whole time? If I was on the edge, are there any tricks to get me over it or do I need to just keep pounding longer?
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>>18540141
Yeah, you were close. Getting used to stimulating that area takes time. I finally got it TODAY and I found that regular masturbation just outright feels better anyway.
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It's less about doing it harder and more about milking the sweet spot. Slower and more deliberate worked for me, honestly, but I was only able to do it once without touching my dick and it took about an hour, hour and a half.
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>>18540141
Seriously stop while you're ahead. Last week a kid lost pool balls up inside up inside then today some kids making quarters. You guys need to stop.
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I had an OSRS account back in 2007 and I want to spark it up again due to the cellphone release. However here are my issues with this:
>cannot exactly recall my parents email which i used to make it at the time.
>I THINK my username was yort1333
>I cannot remember any passwords, only vaguely.
>I would be able to answer all security questions but Jagex wont ask me any.
>The old emails ive got into that i believed were linked into my account have only an email memory of this year.
>The old computer i played on is long gone.
If jagex would just let me email someone who works in account security or some shit i could easily tell them details which only the account owner would know but their account recovery system is so RIGID and DUMB. I WANT IT BACK I WANT IT BACK GIVE IT TO ME.
Any advice on alternative contact methods or recovery methods would be appreciated thank you.
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>>18540124
Is there a way to email them directly? About 10 years ago I was in a similar situation but I havent played in years so I don't know what it's like now.
Are you sure it was an OSRS account if it was back in 2007? I'm pretty sure it came out a few years after that, everyone had to start from scratch.
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M fairly certain they delete old accounts that dont get used for long periods of time.... especially osrs or classic accounts.
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>>18540135
Yes osrs is a completly seperate game. If youre after your real rs account from 2007 it will be for rs3 not osrs. Youll have to start again if you want to play the current 2007 osrs
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I'm trying to get this lifeguard bitch to go out on a date with me and she needs an original lifeguard pickup line to get me to go with her. Yes I know she's fucking autist but I'm trying to get my dick wet. Nothing lewd
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fuccin bump
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>>18540100
Just tell me if I'm going too deep :p
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Tinder level:
I will only take your number if you are trained in mouth-penis-revival.
non tinder level:
Why is a drunk burger eating Hasselhoff the most famous lifeguard of them all?
Lets go to a bar and burgers to find out ;)
I vaguely feel like I'm losing my mind, like I ate too many pot brownies. Can somebody assist?
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>>18540094
Drink milk
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>>18540097
You fucking drink milk
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>>18540094
Drink a coffee
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Hey advice, my girlfriend today pointed out that I have a really bad farmer on the top of my hands and forearms and face from working in construction. I took a photo today and I really DO look like an asshole wearing it, we are supposed to go to a indoor pool party and in 2 weeks in seattle and I want to know if there is a way to get rid of it?
and NO, I wont get a spray tan to even it out, I don't want to look like an italian DJ.
thanks /adv/ sorry for the weird question.
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>>18540064
I honestly wouldn't even worry about it. I have that about 100% of the time.
If you're seriously concerned I guess you could rub some sunscreen on your arms and go lay outside shirtless for a good while.
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there's a huge difference between looking like an asshole and actually being an asshole
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>>18540084
how would that help bro? wouldn't that just make it worse?
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How do you cope with creeping existential dread? I tried the whole "make your own purpose" camp but it just feels like self-delusion to hide from despair
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>>18540041
It gives me a bit of comfort knowing that everyone will die.
So it's just not me jumping into the unknown
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>>18540041
Give this a look, it may help:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO1mTELoj6o
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>>18540041
For most people, that's reality. It's not overcoming that dread you should be worried about, it's living with it and learning to manage it.
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Is revenge ever worth it? If so, how far would someone have to wrong you for you to consider it?
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Revenge is retarded and anyone who hears what you did will think you are a salty cunt. When people do you wrong you confront them on the spot.
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>>18539990
Do anything wrong to me and you're socially dead
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revenge is always worth it.
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Getting married early? 2017-07-21 01:09:38 Post No.18539974
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I guess I'll jump right into it. Here's some context; I'm currently in a relationship with a man I care very deeply for. We are both 18, and just beginning our lives together - and, well, beginning our lives period.
However, he wants to join the military.
This is all fine and dandy! Admirable, even, as I am not the sort of person who could do the same for the American people, and I respect him endlessly. The catch is, he wants to join the Navy. This means that he will almost certainly be deployed quite a ways from our current city of residence, and for a lengthy chunk of time. He is a genuine person, thoughtful, intelligent, responsible, compassionate, driven, and motivated (no thanks to his crap family) and very much the elusive type of individual that one encounters once or twice in a lifetime if they are very, VERY lucky. I love him, dearly. He says he feels the same, but we are both concerned what such lengthy amounts of time will do to our relationship, even if we are certain the foundation is strong. Hence, he brought up the idea of my going with him when he is sent from base to base. Thing is, I can't go as his gf for obvious reasons, but as his wife. Neither of us are particularly traditional, or religious, and therefore don't view marriage as much more than a social contract out of convenience and (less frequently than you'd think) romance. Of course, even though I'm sure I love him and want it to last, I fully understand the statistic likelihood of divorce (esp marrying so early) and intend to sign the fuck out of a prenup should I decide to go ahead with it, and reject alimony payments.
I know that I want to, as this could undoubtedly be one of those 'once in a lifetime' opportunities, but I figured I should get the perspective of others (aside from family and friends) before I made any important decisions for fear of being overly reckless.
What do you think, /adv/?
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>We are both 18
Stopped reading here, don't get married
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>>18539974
If you can't love each other enough to stay apart for a while, forget marriage.
My GF and I will be long distance pretty soon. If we can manage this for three years then marriage is an option.
If not, I'm gonna find someone new
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>>18539987
I appreciate your response, but at least read all of it, please.
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I need advice on something a little unusual. I am a male yet I don't understand how guys interact. I was raised by a single mom and mostly only interacted with women throughout my life. I don't want to generalize, but I believe I have come to developed a good way to interact with most women, yet whatever knowledge I have doesn't seem to apply to male environments. I would really like to know what anons can tell me about "guy manners", maybe some of you have gone through something similar. I know this is 4chan, but hopefully some anons have enough social skills to have some input on this. If any femanons end up on this thread, I would also like to hear about how you usually interact with men as well. Thanks.
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>>18539950
Just be friendly
Say Hi, give a handshake and talk.
A firm handshake, not a blob of flesh without will
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>>18539950
I also don't know how to interact with other guys. I'm a big guy but most of my friends in high school were girls.
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>>18539957
Thanks anon, but I have no problem with handshakes. Maybe I should have phrased the OP differently. The main thing I am curious about is whether one should adopt a different stance when talking with men vs talking with women.
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girlfriend around when my gay lover comes over!!! 2017-07-21 12:53:35 Post No.18539931
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girlfriend around when my gay lover comes over!!!
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So I've got someone coming over in a few hours for mutual blowjobs and anal but my GF just said in a text she's not at work just going to get her car repaired. What's a good excuse to keep her out our place for a few more hours?
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Have a threesome with them, what are you, a faggot?
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>>18539936
obviously
>>18539931
break up with your girlfriend and stop cheating, faggot
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So you want your girlfriend to stay away from her home so that you can have sex with another person.
Welp.
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Would it be morally wrong to date an 18 year old girl who likes you when you're in your mid-30s?
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Keep in mind that this board is largely composed of ugly women who are jealous to anyone more attractive or younger than them, and discard their replies accordingly.
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>>18539881
If that means that she's legally an adult in your country, I don't see the problem. It may raise a few eyebrows, but who cares.
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I don't know about wrong, but you should really take a look at yourself if you think you have anything in common with an 18-year-old compelling enough to support a relationship. If you do you probably have bigger problems than the morals of the affair.