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Anon, if you're not a dog person and you truly do not care for the dog, please surrender it back to the breeder or to a no kill shelter.

>>18542278
Dude you are so wrong. Cute shits like pic related are chick magnets if you play it well. Also the dog didnt do anything to you, so might as well keep it as a memory of the shit you went through and to be smarter in the future. Id gladly trade my psychotic gf for her bro tier retriever

>>18542368
I wouldn't say that. I do like her, and forces me to get some exercise. Just pretty gay. And just thinking of trading her for a bigger manlier dog

>>18542376
The dog is very nice, well trained, and is pretty independent, and it's a pure breed pom, so it's expensive too. It's like the perfect dog for me, except I just hate how gay and small it looks.

>>18542194
just keep it, you're going to regret selling it when you want to relax after homework or something by playing a nice game like dream daddy

nobody buys steam accounts, and if they do youll get like 50 dollars max for it. unless you have 100 games that released yesterday for 60 dollars each, nobody gives a shit. "b-b-b-b-b--b-but i have 10 trillion turd indie games i bought in bundles for 1 dollar!!!!!" who the fuck would pay money for that?

>>18542194
Nobody with any sense is going to want to buy your accoutn, dude. The account recovery options in place at Steam would allow you to steal it back from him the next day if you wanted to, and claim you got hacked.

In other words, anyone buying your account would either have to be a fucking idiot, or trust you completely. I would consider receiving one for free from a friend, but I would never pay for it because it can never be "mine" it's tied to the email address of the other guy, for fuck's sakes.

Buy a pass

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Buy a gold account. Youll also be able to access the hidden paid member boards and view restricted pictures.

Pic related, the list of hidden boards you get access to.

>>18542193
Are you still anonymous then? Aren't there any free ways to get rid of the captcha?

Leave her.
Fat women are the worst; and not just because of their physical appearance.

>>18542081
she's not fat though, at least not yet

she will be tho if this continues for another few weeks

if it gets that bad, ultimatum. either have her care for herself, or breakup

So your family hates you for being gay

heres the best advice you will ever receive
learn how to write before making posts on the internet

>>18542062
no not for being guy for being an individualist and a psychopath

>>18542007
Fun fact, back when Europe was run by monarchies there were huge wars started over this exact same shit.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_the_Spanish_Succession

>>18542037
Kings and medieval times?

>>18542007
Cut your brother off completely

I've never in my life had a FWB, and I associate that with an underclass culture of depravity, instability, insincerity, and decay.

So, yeah, it's some low tier shit. The kind of people who are into that have a different mindset altogether from the people that don't.

It sounds like in your case, he's just making some excuses to have his cake and eat it to. It's the kind of shit you can expect when dealing with this class of people.

He's bullshitting you, OP. It's the easy way to kill the relationship he has with you and justify it to the new girl. If she's chill with him having fwb prior to her it will be really easy to explain you away as a fuck buddy with delusions of a relationship if you kick up shit when he officially leaves. Sounds like he's trying to make you feel bad for making a relationship out of a mutual sex thing, but it's just a way of making it easier for him if you accept that line of logic because you'll just back off.

Honestly, be happy he's ducking out of your life right now and exposing himself for the bitchmade piece of shit he is.

If it started as fwb then i can see how it's weird for him. If there's no connection from his side then yeah he's not wrong if he doesn't want a relationship

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Become your own best friend.

>>18541954
Theres in a scene in Dune, where Paul Atreides has to stick his hand into a "magical" box to save his life from this witch cult. The box holds enormous pain, yet leaves no mark or damage to the hand once removed. I think its a great analogy for the pains of socializing.

https://youtu.be/kJsYKhEV6o0

keep praticing and plow through it

>>18541954
OP, imagine all the people out there too dumb to realize they have psychological issues.

People who drink or abuse drugs and can't explain why. People who do nothing but waste time beating themselves up for years, and never bother getting answers. People who are your opposite, who are too socially unaware to realize when they're being awkward or annoying.

You're smart enough to realize your flaws, but like the best of us, you remain shackled to them like a conditioned monkey.

The best advice I can give you is this: You are not your thoughts and you are not your feelings; you are the reaction to those thoughts and you are what overcomes your feelings.

You only know what goes on in your own head; if you could read minds you'd feel a lot less lonely.

>>18541951
Terrible idea, son. You need to focus your creative energies into things that will reward you in life and lead to a brighter future, not bad habits and dark addictions like that.

>>18541951
Is the hooker in the US? If so too many risks imo.

>could be a cop
>could have a pimp who will just hustle you our of money
>could get horrible STDs or STIs even with a condom

Best case scenario you have overpriced average sex and feel regret. Worst case scenario could be a lifelong STD or sex offender status

>>18541971
Not in the US. In Mexico

What job is it

>>18541947
I'd rather not say. It's a job I'd rather not quit/get fired. But at the same time it's probably not going to be my career path

>>18541958
Well that doesn't really help. Tell them to fuck off and start looking for another job. Show up when you're supposed to be back and if they fired you, then so be it

It really sounds like you're fucked, but you gave basically no context at all, so it's hard to say for sure

>>18541929
i think you aren't seeing that money again. Depends on where you live a civic suit may not cost anything if it doesn't go long enough, so you can use that to scare your buddy, but don't think you will see the money if he's not willing to give it back.
Learn from the experience

>>18541967
its a complicated agreement, trying to keep it short and simple.

>>18541914
LMMS is superior to fruit loops. If you think fruit loops is going to be anything different you're mistaken. If you couldn't put in the effort to learn LMMS you're not going to be able to put in the effort to learn music theory or fruit loops or any of the other things involved in music production.

>>18541926
Really wew never knew that. I mean it's kinda hard to chop samples and using another vst without using those vestige. And a lot of people I watched all of them either use ableton or fl studio. I watch them use it and I see it look pretty easy and powerful too.

>>18541926
And again I said I have absolute zero the only thing that I have is a shitty laptop and a wifi connection. I got no midi no mouse no keyboard. Or should I just give up?

>>18541898
Not if you want to keep her respect, but out of respect for your gf you should tell her so she doesn't make the mistake of having children with a pedo

>>18541898
no.

TARS knows whats up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b-O6zlIkA4

Run forest run.

>>18541867
Yes, it's very common for a pregnant woman.

>>18541867
It happens my dude. It's happened to me 3 times with my girl, she was never pregnant. I keep my dick wrapped tho.

>>18541866
Sorry but this is confusing.
First months rent would have gotten you the first month you live there.
Last months rent is used for your final month when you move out.
The security deposit gets returned to you when you move out as long as you haven't damaged the property.

What is she asking you to do? Your lease ended on july 15th?

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>>18541881
Here's a picture, hopefully it explains.
Basically, I've paid for the last month at the beginning as she requested,and she wants me to pay for the last month again.

>>18541895
definitely do not pay the last months rent again. maybe she doesn't understand what last months rent is.