Archived threads in /adv/ - Advice - 972. page

>>18548208
>cubed
I meant tubed.

>>18548208
Depends on the size and how you smoke it. Idiots smoke cigars like cigarettes. Your cigar will be somewhat dry so don't judge all cigars based on it. You should just pour yourself a nice drink and smoke at leisurely pace. Also look online how to properly light a cigar.

>>18548234
Actually I didn't make it clear, I meant will it still be ok to smoke (ie will it have lasted this long) but your answer implies yes, but with deteriorated quality because of drying out. Right?

>>18548156
Take it out, keep it clean. It's no different than any other cut.

>>18548156
Just leave it out and keep some neosporin, gauze pads and self-adhesing bandage wrapped around your chest (bandaids on the nerps is not okay). A trip to walgreens is in order.

Just keep a shirt on. Nobody needs to know.

>>18548156
I have both mine pierced. You can deffo take it out now as long as you keep it clean. It will heal really quickly as well because there's a strong blood supply to the area. I once took mine out and lost it, and it had closed up before I had a chance to buy a new one (within a few days) and this was having had it for years. Got it redone ofc.

I would mention that there are perks to keeping it- i.e.the increased erogenous sensitivity in the area. I can cum just by rubbing my nips these days.

>>18548133
>Ending a relationship because one's parents won't approve
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Understand she wasn't the one for you, otherwise things would've clicked. It just sucks, so I don't think there's much you can do to realistically feel better, but to let time pass.

>>18548139
She was probably 12 years old.

Dude don't do it. Don't be like women.

We're supposed to cuck other men, not cheat on our own queen.

If you look like Jon Hamm, you're allowed to do both.

>>18548027
Fuck the ever living shit out of her, OP. Then call your girlfriend over when you're done and fuck her too. This way you can be getting twice the pussy!

>>18548027
>I'm still virgin, 23yo, and the problem is that my best friend (female) told me today that she wanted to fuck with me tomorrow after work.

this is so annoying. why are female friends only interested in hooking up once you finally get a gf.

same thing happened to me. started dating a girl. bump into a friend who I talk to semi frequently. said friend seems to be frazzled meeting my gf. like nervous laughing like I just out her on the spot or something.

all of a sudden said friend starts texting me again and being more flirty and shit. same thing happened with most of my female friends who didn't really give me much attention in "that way" but all of a sudden when they find out I have a gf they start being more friendly.

it's confusing because when I'm single I get no attention at all. like absolutely 0

Meditate and fast

i'm rotting away and obsessing over others

i try to fast and i do for a day or 2 and then it's not even that i get hungry i just get bored and eat my feelings

You put a camera in the room

Put a small tracking device on the money
Leave a bait wallet with a tracking device
A hidden camera
Literally hiding in the room

Hey Dr. Nick.

stop being a pussy

Become a trap

File: d2cb3fa534228b56c0a2b60b2129e840.jpg (349KB, 580x991px) Image search: [Google]

349KB, 580x991px

get shoes with lifts like Robert Downey Jr.

File: 1470369484974.jpg (30KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 600x600px

Why did you two break up?

u don't need her back bro

>>18547956
She said she didn't love me anymore. I asked her where did I fuck up but she said that it's not me and that she's just fucked up. I now understand that I changed during the relationship and became too emotional, too clingy and too needy. She didn't fall in love with that pathetic loser and I can't blame her for leaving me.

>>18547969
i still want her back though

>>18547914
In most cases you'll be told to fuck off, maybe in nicer words. In almost all cases you'll be instantly catalogued as a creep.

Depends

If you're Chad, it's a compliment
If you're a beta, it's harrassment

>>18547927
>tfw my popular good looking friend got sued for harassment and lost 10k + being branded sex offender in his resume
>all because he flirted with some hot chick with nice ass in our university dorm's toilet
>male toilet
>he's minding his own business, she walked in and used the mirror, was wearing really short pants
>he complimented her
>she flirted back
>he touched her ass

She followed him to his room and wrote down his address. Then lawsuit.

Can't help but feel bad for homie.

>I just want to be left alone

Now, I'm going way out from left field, just swingin' for the fences here,

but maybe LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE?

>hard to deal with

Life will get so, so much worse.

>>18547892
Nothing, "left alone" is a code for I found someone better.

She's a psychobitch and you should see this as a massive red flag to not pursue further.

t. Psychobitch that has done such things in the past

She's gone, just get over it now.

If you continue moping about and destroying yourself instead of dealing with the problem (without harming your self), you're gonna end up a.bitter, regretful, and lonely.man.

Give it time though. I'm sure it will go away.

>>18547887
But she was literally everything I ever have looked for in a girl.I never felt better with anyone else, every past relationship was nice but it wasn't even half as clean as it was with this girl. I really doubt I ever meet anyone as good as her in my life again. That's what's making me fucked up.

But I guess you're right, time cures everything.

>>18547880

Get angry, get pissed, punch something, then once you vent, it might take even more time, just accept the loss and move on. It's a lesson, you lost the battle, not the war.

>>18547842
You can't make anyone do anything. You can inspire them to love you by loving them but first, you must respect them and their right to space.

>>18547842
Sex. If you give the person enough sex, he or she will love you. There are hormones like oxytocin that make that happen: love is just a biochemical addiction to sex with another person. Just have lots and lots of sex, and love is sure to follow.

Fighting for her.

>>18547820
Kek
You're a bitch anon
She's gonna dump you

>>18547820
You're being too emotional and weak in front of her and she's openly disrespecting you and blatantly challenging your masculinity using another man. If you have any self-respect you'll walk away from this and not look back.

>>18547820
You've lost, anon. The only way you can get her back is to prove your masculinity. You need to send her snaps of you fucking another (equal or hotter) girl with captions explicitly comparing her to the new girl. After she compared you to her roommate (who has fucked her, guaranteed), your only reply can be a sexual comparison of your own.

>>18547813
Invest it
Idk how Italy stock exchange works but find strong stable companies and throw your money in there.
Exxon, Microsoft, bayer ect. Just pick large companies in different sectors so you're diversified. As for school if you want then do it but 40k is a lot of money try getting an engineering job unless you really like college a lot.

>>18547824
Invest the money, but not in Italy for God's sake. Move your money to Germany like everyone else. The Italians will just steal, lose, or tax it all.

>>18547813
Italian here. There's nothing wrong in investing it in italy, as long as you're given all the information needed by the intermediary. Keep in mind that if you want acceptable yields (4-5%) you have to go for investment funds. Traditionally, among these, those which mainly invest in stocks or derivatives are more profitable than bond funds and others, but riskier. If you want almost everything-proof investment while avoiding investment funds (which you'd need if you want to diversify) you have to invest in government bonds or covered bonds of highly rated institutions (so, for starters, avoid all the speculative grade junk). That of course will yield little and you'll barely cover the inflation, but at least you'll not lose.
Anyway, it's always better asking to an independent financial advisor or a bank for these things

File: 600full-pier-angeli.jpg (19KB, 490x623px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 490x623px

>>18547712
Get a few potted plants. Open up a window whenever you can. Only invite nice smelling girls into your room.
That's all you gotta do really.

>>18547712
1. Ventilate

2. Do your laundry routinely. Wash your bedding at the laundromat if you have to.

3. Get Ozium (About $4 a can) and spray a blast when you leave out. A little goes a long way and it really gets rid of odors

4. Your room should be reasonably clean. Get rid of old food, drinks, bag up dirty fabrics in a closable bag for laundry day. Disinfect surfaces.

>>18547712
The PC is not causing the smell, OP, (you) are. Bathe more frequently, wash your laundry including sheets and towels once a week in hot water, and don't eat in your room.

Are you Eurotrash? Pretend that you are a noble American and bathe daily.