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Stripper gave me her number 2017-07-23 11:12:49 Post No.18549257
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Stripper gave me her number
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I went to a strip-club the other day and after talking for a while, we went to the back for dances. She got super into it and started fingering herself while I twisted her nipples, gave her a massage and lightly choked her. We talked a little more afterwards and she said something along the lines of:
>I feel like I'm glowing!
>You're the nicest customer I've ever had!
>Next time you're in town, give me a call
proceeded to give me her number and we exchanged a few text after I got back home.
>Thanks for the night, hit me up whenever, let me know when you're back in town so we can hang out
I'm the definition of recluse and the only experience I have with women is when a convenient store clerk wanted to be friends with benefits. I don't know where to go from here or even if I should take it somewhere. I'd like the chance of having another FWB back home, but I'm afraid I'm gonna fuck it up somehow.
What do?
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>>18549257
>but I'm afraid I'm gonna fuck it up somehow.
You cant fuck it up if you dont try.
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You cuckoo. She is an escort. She gave you the number so you can call her for a paid duck.
The strip club is just a screening room for her. If she feels someone is safe and no threat then she will give you her number. Better than posting it on backspace where some random thug can com'e and be violent to her
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>>18549257
>What do?
Hit her up the next time you're in town but only meet with her at the club while she's working. Nowhere else. Falling for the stripper is the oldest trick in the book, anon.
She goes to work to get guys to give her money. That is her job. Make sure your arrangement stays the way it is or you might just wake up to find your wallet and laptop missing.
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Breaking up with someone you live with 2017-07-23 11:12:36 Post No.18549256
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Breaking up with someone you live with
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Hi /adv/,
I've been living with this girl for a year now, I love her to death but I'm so bored with her, we do the same shit all the time and we have nothing in common, barely share the same opinions on anything important in life, we end up doing shit because one of us likes it and the other doesn't want to disappoint them. I have to say, she is gorgeous, but that's about it. I don't know what I should do. I enjoy very rough sex but haven't had that with her because she's not into that (although she likes it mildly rough). I'm pretty sure she knows this too, the only things we like about each other are very superficial. I think the fact that I'm her first and she's never been with anyone else has played a huge part in this. Even after 4 years together, we're still in the honeymoon stage (although it is slowly wearing off) and I think that's the only thing keeping us together.
I'm quite introverted and enjoy gaming, fantasy, science fiction etc. and she's very extroverted, enjoys travelling and doing new things all the time and it goes without saying that I don't. If anyone is/has been in the same situation as I am, please, I'll take any advice I can get. And if there isn't anything, how the hell do you leave someone you're living with? You'd have to find another place, pack, sort out who gets what, I don't know if she could handle that kind of emotional pain. If there isn't any way to fix this I might end up staying with her forever (or until she leaves me) so she doesn't get emotionally devastated. I guess I'm clinging onto some hope of an easy way out. Please. Help.
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>I feel like this relationship isn't going anywhere
>I'm just not sexually satisfied anymore
>It might be time for you to find another place to live
>You have until next month to move out or things will get legal
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>>18549273
And then live with her for another month? I don't think I can do that
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>It might be time for you to find another place to live
>You have until next month to move out or things will get legal
If she's on the lease, and I'm guessing she is based on how long they've been together, he has no right to kick her out.
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So I need to record my voice very loud, but my neighbors can hear me really good. These soundproofing mats do not work effectively.
Simple question: Where can I be loud? Even outside in the fields you'd hear me actually, because of the flatness.
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At the top of a mountain
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>outside in the fields
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x2KRpRMSu4g
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Inside a car
22 year old virgin in first dating/relationship. How the fuck do I stop always having an erection/getting cumstains around my gf (also assumed virgin and never in relationship)?
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That's natural, it'll get better over time
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>>18549167
Sigh ok then, do women have a similar issue or is male testosterone it's own kind of terrible?
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>>18549200
from what my gf told me, it's not as bad but happens as well, might just be her though
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Minimum height to be Chad? I'm 5'11 and decent looking (7 or 8/10) can I be chad?
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No but you can be the king of manlets.
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One of my friends is 5"6 but he's fucking jacked and pretty intimidating, and of course good with the ladies, you don't have to be tall to be chad.
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>>18548992
>5'6
>pretty intimidating
???
Hey guys,
So the girl I love just broke up with me.
I'm going into my senior year of college.
I have had an amazing girlfriend for the past 1 and 1/2 years. Our relationship was near perfect and we were truly in love. Her family really liked me (sent me gifts). The sex was phenomenal and the affectionate times were the sweetest. We spent most of every day and every night together. I've never been happier.
She used to get in weird moods (depressed ones). She'd almost become a different person. I helped her out of her sadness and she has become a much happier and more confident person since.
We both have internships that keep us on different sides of the country over this summer. She's staying with her family out there. Things were going well over the phone for the past 2 months until she texts me that this relationship isn't what she wants anymore and that we shouldn't be in touch again. This is 20 minutes after facetiming her and her telling me she loves me.
I feel like she's the one. Is this another of her weird funks? I really want her back. What should I do?
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>>18548975
Extra info:
>she's beautiful
>i'm attractive with an athletic build (had many one night stands before falling in love with her)
>i'm not an autist
>she's not cheating (she lives with her family over summer and works with her mom. She doesn't go out drinking with coworkers or really hang out with people much because she's kind of antisocial).
>she's coming back for one night in August to get her things she left here over summer. She said we'll talk then but for now it's best if we're both separated and not in touch.
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>>18548975
she's found another guy...sorry OP
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>>18548975
Same thing happened to me 5 weeks ago, it hurts, but it will get better, i feel you op.
If i could give you advice id say dont do what i did, i became an obsessed needy whiny bitch, and fucked it up, if i could do one thing back then, it would to just completely ghost her, then id have her now.
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Is it gay or pathetic for a guy to get a nose job? I've inherited a large nose from my Jewish great grandfather. It's been bugging me ever since I was 14. My nose completely destroyed my image. I've constantly been told that I am attractive but that my nose is extremely off putting. I turned 18 a week ago and I was considering rhinoplasty. Money isn't a problem so it's not like it would be wasting money.
What do you think /adv/ am I just being a little bitch or should I go threw with it
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Youre still young enough that you could grow into it. If it bothers you, do research on rhinoplasty risks and hunt around for a plastic surgeon who knows what they're doing. If you're gonna do it, do it right.
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>>18548900
yes, if you get a nose job you will be legally registered as a 'homosexual'. I recommend you start taking PrEP as you will be required to have anal sex with other men at least twice a week if you go through with this.
i guess thats the price you pay for getting a nose job. i mean you can still date girls, have a wife, and kids, and bang tons of female models on the side, but once people know you had a nose job they will realize you are actualyl gay unfortunately and all of that is just a facade.
>>18548948
this. when it comes to plastic surgery dont hunt around for a 'good price'.
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>>18548900
Nah man go for it
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quitting porn vs autism and virginity 2017-07-23 08:53:21 Post No.18548862
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quitting porn vs autism and virginity
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2017-07-23 08:53:21
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so, the fuck is the point in quitting for an autist virgin who is incompatible with women anyway? I'm talking two solid decades experience and confirmed incapable of getting a gf
I found that stupid brain website and fell for the quit meme a week ago, and I'm FUCKING miserable by now
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>quitting something you're addicted to bums you out
abloo bloo bloo
Virgin or not, do you want a broken dick? Quitting isnt a meme, its a meme to (you) because you're a virgin.
>incapable of getting a gf
are you dead? no? then you have a chance.
stop being a whiney little bitch. Put some effort into it and get some realistic expectations. girls arent gonna find you, you have to find them. Dont you dare lie to us and say you've put 100% into it.
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>>18548862
the idea behind no porn is that it encourages you to actively pursue women and hobbies / business ventures. that with all that spare time and energy you'll funnel it into somethign productive.
most of the 'success stories' came from people who were already capable of a good life, and were just wasting what they had on porn. in many cases they already had a wife or sex partner but were ignoring them in favor of porn.
you COULD get a gf, but if i had to guess you're goign to be on the ugly side and a little autismo acting so would not get the kind of girl you dream about. so your choices are
A) settle for a girl who is in your league
B) be single indefinitely.
there is nothing wrong with being single indefinitely, but if you are going to whine about how either option is just equal amounts of misery, than you need to grow up a bit.
its okay to be single for as long as you want. I've been single for 4 years (granted I get laid and have flings here and there). life can be happy while single. and if porn helps you get through that, go enjoy porn.
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>>18548891
what if I'm on the good looking side but I can't connect with girls (and people in general)/am a little autismo acting (not an actual autism)
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What's the best way to learn about business? I'm currently going to school for a skilled trade and would love to open my own business at some point.
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working at one. plus business school I imagine, but I just did the former and not the latter.
if your business is based around your skilled trade its not the same thing as a legit business. Legally I mean yes, but you don't need to know the ins and outs of business and marketing and such.
with a skilled trade you basically have a built in market based on need. Plumbers need minimal advertising cuz people just go with what pops up on google. so needing to know about business isn't necessary. it may legally be a business but its not remotely the same thing as running a business.
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not a nice place don't do /biz
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How do you all deal with the thoughts about your current girlfriend/wife's past sexual experiences?
I know it is normal to not really care that much, but for some reason I obsess about them from time to time. My wife has only had 3 or 4 sexual partners before me, but even those few experiences are making my life miserable. What do you tell yourself so that these things don't matter to you?
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Cardio. I'm not kidding. Clears my head from misery.
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>How do you all deal with the thoughts about your current girlfriend/wife's past sexual experiences?
I jerk off to them.
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>>18548832
This is why everyone needs to become a Muslim and get a Muslim waifu
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how do you desensitize your cock?
I'm uncircumsized and it's causing so much damn sensation when I have sex that I bust right away although blowjobs are fine. Are you meant to have your foreskin pulled back all the time?
Halp
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I never pull my foreskin back, it's way too sensitive.
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but how long do you last?
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Like, I guess you could get circumcised
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I want to be a leader and have good leadership skills, but my friend says that ultimately I fit the description of a second in command and in honesty that's how I feel like I am. Maybe because I'm too relaxed, flexible and undemanding.
I've been working on these and I've been becoming more assertive, but is it really possible to change who I am by improving my habits or am I doomed to be a second in command forever? I want to be the top, but I naturally act otherwise. For example, I ask "Can I have a turn?" instead of saying "My turn."
Is it really possible to change or am I going to be who I am forever?
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>>18548773
There are many leadership styles. You can learn being second in command
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>>18548773
Well, first off, stop listening to your friends' bullshit unless it's coming from a genuine place. (ie. anon, we think your behavior is harmful because of X.) A good leader doesn't let someone undermine his own confidence on a regular basis.
Being relaxed and flexible IS a leadership trait. Remember, the key to leadership is having people want to work for you, not afraid of you. When you can be the head of a happy and productive team that sees their work being recognized and used, you're achieving a lot.
Don't let your desire to be on top be the reason you aren't. People can see through the facade.
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>>18548773
wanting to be a leader for the sake of being a leader is like wanting to be a youtuber.
unless you have some actual plan, some actual brand, some actual reason, its just vapid stupidity and no ones going to take you seriously. wanting to just 'be a leader' in nothing in particular is akin to going up to strangers and saying 'IM THE BOSS LISTEN TO ME'. its childish.
if you want to be a leader in something you do, do something. thats all it takes. just do something and dont compromise on having that final say.
make a movie, start a charity, do SOMETHING. you have to have something to be in charge of, otherwise you arent asking how to be a leader you're just asking how to be bossy.
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When I was younger, I dreamed of growing older, filling out, starting a band, and finally getting tons of girls. I used to be physically immature, so I wanted to make up for it in my early adulthood. Right around the time I started filling out, however, I met a sweet girl.
She's not the hottest girl on Earth, but she's very cute and all my friends and family like her and think she's a good catch. I'm the first guy she's ever been with, and she's given me sweetness and loyalty that I've never received from anyone else in my life. She makes me feel loved and supported, and the thought of life without her depresses and scares me. I feel like my instinct is telling me to just stay with her until I'm able to fully appreciate how lucky I am.
Despite this, I'm constantly anxious because if I stay with her, I'll miss out on my dream of being with a variety of women and making up for lost time in my youth. Sometimes, fantasies about other women enter my mind and it makes me feel guilty.
I can't tell if my instincts are telling me that she's not right, or if I have issues with commitment and some emotional maturing to do. I really want to believe that it's the second, and I want this relationship to work more than anything. I just also can't handle all this stress.
What should I do?
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>>18548684
quality over quantity. I'm not staying to stay with the girl but you should do what feels right.
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>>18548694
I feel like the loudest voice in my head is currently the one that says to stay with her. I've been with her for almost 10 months without breaking up or "taking breaks" so it must be strong.
I'm just scared because, to another part of me, leaving her "feels right" too. Every day is a battle between those two parts.
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>>18548708
You've got a good girl by your side and a bad case of grass-is-greener syndrome. You take for granted that you could get with a "variety of women" and that it would be fulfilling. Perhaps you need something else in your life and switching girls isn't the answer.
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I met a girl at a pub, she is easily 9/10, my age and around 6 foot. When I saw her I immediately thought she was out of my league. Later on she starts talking and she seems into me, I buy her a drink and it's going really good, later on I ask for her number and she accepts. After this she was sick from drinking, I ring her dad to take her home and make sure she's OK and that.
In the morning I realise that she was probably drunk and doesn't like me when sober, because I'm 2 inches smaller than her, a 5/10 face at best too.
However she texts me anyway and still seems into me, I ask if we can meet up and she says she's on work and holiday for the next two weeks, she didn't say she could meet afterwards, but didn't say she couldn't.
She seemed honest and true but I'm not sure how to approach her for a date in two weeks, what to say and where to go.
So /adv/ where should I go?
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I would just make plans for a certain day and dont put too much thought afterwards. I feel she'll just blow it off the day of.
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How the fuck do you know that she's 6'0?
This is bad craftsmanship.
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>>18548644
If you asked her out for a specific time, and she declined and didn't suggest another time she isn't that interested. I would move on.
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Is there any beating the Madonna-whore complex?
I have a bad case of it, lads.
If a girl isn't pure, I can date her just fine, but I can't form any attachments to her. If I think a girl is pure and later learn she isn't, I feel searing pain and then my brain makes her irrelevant.
In fact a love-interest of mine was once raped and when she told me I told her to leave me alone because she'd lost her appeal. It's the worst thing I've ever done to a person.
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>>18548619
I'm odd then. Like I won't look down on a non pure woman cause I'm not pure myself but if you were raped or something then I see you as damaged goods.
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>>18548619
>I (x1)
>I've
nobody cares
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reported for not advice request
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>>18548619
How do peoples bodies become like this? Do they use intense mind control technique?