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>>18552603
*youtube Video

>>18552603
no, it's not blocked in certain areas but rather "deleted" because of copyright claims.

Like you wont find any other dumb videos with jokes...jeez

>>18552565
stop paying them rent. you can get a room off craigslist for $400-550 per month. if they're going to treat you like a fucking prisoner you may as well move out and be free.

>>18552572
> implying someone who is 19 and female is capable of living alone
kek

>>18552575
they wont be living alone for that price, that's with a roommate or two. you can even find female only places.

Have you ever borrowed money?

>>18552555
pay your bills on time. register on https://www.creditkarma.com/auth/logon/ and check your credit report on there. it'll show stuff like loans you have and any open credit cards. maybe your parents opened one in your name or something.

>>18552561
No
.>>18552563
I'm 19, I have no bills.

You have sex with her.

>>18552497
You gotta stand your ground, tell yourself "No, I'm with someone now, someone who I trust and who trusts me, I have to fight temptation". If a good-looking woman throws herself at you, remember that, remember that as badly as you want it you have to say no. Everytime you feel tempted and start thinking of how you want to do something with some other person, try imagining yourself doing it with your partner instead of them.
If you have a fulfilling relationship with someone you care for enough, you'll find it easier to not cheat, obviously, since you'll worry too much about how you'd hurt that person if you did.
Or you could go for an open relationship, I dunno.
Have you cheated before?

You first have to gather some information.
Her occupation and where.
Where's she's from.
Where she studied.

If these are far from your girlfriend then go ahead.

Its different, I'll say that
>commuter drives to class
>class
>drives home
meanwhile
>anon wakes up
>walks to class in sweatpants
>hits up dining hall beforehand
>gets to class
>class
>goes to gym
>goes to library
>goes home for shenanigans

i would go for on campus if you can. For many, its the first time without parents. Some were very sheltered. One of my housemates didnt know how to use the ATM card his parents gave him. Other had never done laundry. Other didnt know how to cook more than grilled chicken.

Commuting saves boatloads of money, but unless you live right next door to a campus, don't do it. It's literally not worth missing out on all of the nightlife shenanigans that goes on when you're grouped with only people of your age

>>18552424
I've done both
The one campus I had housing in, the housing was in the same building as the school, all incorporated into an old high-rise they bought. Great place to be, the very communal flavor to it meant that everyone was very friendly as nice to be around, and usually there would be late-night events or study sessions. Very fun, but also very out of the norm.

I currently commute. It's a bus ride there and back, only a half hour max, but feels like forever. Its not as comfy and fun as living on campus, but saves a lot of money. Usually have to stay on campus all day anyway, so kinda the same shit.

I'd say if you have the means to get to class easily and within a half hour or so, don't buy in to the campus life meme. Anywhere further than 30 minutes out isn't worth it.

Go on /k/ and search up "meg"

You don't have to lie, the drill seargant will probably laugh out loud in his head and tell you you're perfect.

Have you been diagnosed and if so you got paperwork? or are you like most other people and say I get very happy and I get very angry at times? that makes me bipolar?.

>>18552318
I've not been officially diagnosed on paper but my pdoc told me I do and prescribed me anti psychotics and anti depressants. I have a history of mental breakdowns but never been hospitalized. I'm a lot better than I used to be though

>>18552269
1. Never ever post pepe meme again.
2. Decide what you are comfortable sacrificing for finding and dating qtie gf.
3. >>18551668

Good luck!
>stupid frog poster

>>18552286
Doesn't really tell me much other than playing the tinder game which is just full of attention whores.

>>18552286
Also I don't feel like sacrifacing anything, I don't want a whore.

is there a trait (physical or psychological) commonly considered unatractive, that you want your partner to have?

state your gender

Girls,

How does your body/pussy feel before foreplay, several minutes into foreplay and 20-25 minutes into foreplay

>>18552148
>20-25 minutes into foreplay
wait what
how do you foreplay for half an hour straight without fucking? is your partner really that asexual?

..

Interesting, bump

>>18552097
your heart is right, listen to him
better to be alone than to be with a goblin that is just containing all her hate for being ugly to unleash it on the first idiot dumb enough to marry her

>>18552075

Had a similar to issue. Not sure I'd be comfortable saying she was a 10/10 but objectively I'd expect most to rate her 9+

Fucked a few average looking girls off Tinder (like 6-7 if we're still using ratings?) and didn't really feel good about it, then once I came across a slightly more attractive girl who was interested in me, and had a decent personality, after a couple of dates I found myself no longer feeling dead and unenthusiastic and was actually really into her. I was seriously worried I'd be a joyless cunt forever, never interested in any girl even remotely interested in me, but I eventually was cured.

I don't know if I'd necessarily recommend doing that to everyone, though. If you think you'd seriously regret casually fucking a girl you're not very interested in, probably don't do that

Once you love someone and are superattracted to them - not because of their perfect proportions but because of how they look at you and their smell and their smile and how interesting you find their company and how kind they are to you - then it doesn't matter whether they're objectively a model or not.

Hell, chances are this ex of yours might have been quite pretty but not AS pretty as you found her to be. And even if she was, that's not that relevant. The very fact that you don't rave about her personality or her company means you still have a lot of untapped potential to discover with other women.

When people say to lower standards, they don't mean that you just have to settle for someone you don't actually like. They mostly mean that you are selling yourself short by only focussing on people you are crazy about just from looking at them once or twice.

>>18552112
>>18552119

I guess that's true. When you get along well with people they always look more attractive. I'll try to make mor efforts in getting to know girls

1- you forgot to ask for advice
2- nobody pointed a gun to your head to marry someone like that

>>18552135
You can advice anything you want

>>18552073
You picked her, you stayed with her, you married her, and worst of all you had a kid with her so now you're stuck for life no matter what happens. You're forever joined by this child regardless of your status with her. Not everything in life can be fixed. Undoing this is not possible. At best you can try to convince her to make the best of it as her constant whining, bitching and moaning won't help. If she thinks leaving and even finding someone else will be better, it won't. It'll just fuck up the child and complicate her life more.

Do the opposite of each box :^)

3 years ago I would have checked every single box there, but now id probably only hit 5
The easiest way to sort yourself out I find is to start lifting. Strenuous physical activity will help you in more ways than just muscles
Try meditating too if you have the patience for it, doubly so if you don't

im in the same boat
start with a reality check
asses what your life has become
and what youd like it to be

I dont understand how men can become this beta desu

Here's a clue... Both hands belong to a female.

>>18552053
Are you boy or girl? And do you want to be her emotional tampon or not? And are you single?

You're being silly. It's an accident nothing more. I've called my gf my sister's name. They both start with the same letter. Once I said my pets name which is nothing like her name. You just get tongue tied sometimes. Nothings going on you silly billy. Also sex decreases as a relationship goes on. It's just nature. Been there done that sort of. Try to spice it up and wear something he likes, sexy panties and what not.

I know a guy who is married to a woman who has the same name as his sister. you're overreacting.

>>18552043

I completely understand what you're saying, but your girlfriend and sister are both current and important people in your life (I assume). If this was a recent ex, I'd forgive it and not worry (as I did in the beginning) but there's something strange about this.

Thank you for your response though.

He is trying hard to make you cum, so he isnt relaxed. Maybe he needs to find a pose that suits him.

does he masturbate? when I'm hooking up with a girl I try not to masturbate, especially to porn, or else I can never cum during sex. blame the grip of death.

>>18551981
I've tried a ton of different positions and none of them work

I told him I don't really care about cumming and that it's about both of us enjoying it

I've tried tons of things, he won't even cum from blowjobs