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Yes. Skipping meals is bad for you. Limit your calories. Have five SMALL meals throughout the day.

a lot of people think you have to starve to lose weight just don't eat shit that had 12 pounds of grease every meal and exercise , instead of a candy bar eat a damn apple for example. so no don't skip breakfest just eat a healthy breakfast of fruit or something

How much weight are you looking to lose? What's your current height and weight? How old are you? How often do you go to the gym?
It's not possible to accurately answer your question without this information

Makes you look antisocial. Most women don't like anything antisocial.

>>18554584
I don't understand this not op but I can find anything out about these dumb bitches that post shit online most of the time they don't even private their account.

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>>18554558
>dickhead to her sometimes
So fucking what. How is the relationship between you and your friend?

No, it will cause nothing but trouble and she's probably not worth considering her actions. What's gonna stop her from seeking another friend and getting rid of you?

>>18554558
nah
if she wants you, let her break up normally and give them some time to get over it
if he's actually a dick, why is he your friend?

>>18554524
yes, cover it up with shoe polish erryday in the morning

(nah, you're probably fine.. )

>>18554536
>(nah, you're probably fine.. )
How can you tell?

>>18554538
the way your hair is spread or laid about in the area, it would look worse if you started balding already.
Which is, btw, a natural process.

triforce

>>18554429
?

planning

why the fuck do we get these threads fucking constantly? No you're not an asshole for having preferences to what you're attracted to. You already knew that. Now fuck off.

>>18554370
just tell her you dont like her hairy arms, shes gona get mad but you make a favour for a bro for life because shes gona make it her goal to have smooth skin everywhere

Existentially no, your preferences are your own and you can't change that. Other people might not like it though

being a traditional mexican and loving life dont mix bro. im guessing you from the north, im from mexico city. mexican women are also party girls and sluts, mexico has the most shallow and unfaithful women. if what you want is a submissive woman that is gonna bow down to you and agree to stay at home rasing the kids waiting for you to come back home to give you head and dinner im afraid to tell you that what you are looking for is far from someone who loves life and is more like someone that hates herself, and trust me thos etype of women dont look the way youll like them to look they mostly indigenous women from poor comunities, you can try one of those that is midly attractive, just let them know you can get them a green card and they gonna take interest.

>Mexican American
pick one

>>18554299
You've been conditioned by your shitty parents into believing that's a thing. Mexicans are assholes and your relationships are usually shit. I know a ton of mexicans and while they do ok with a person one on one if they aren't related or married in someway, they are garbage on both sides when it comes to personal life.

The only mexicans that are worth anything are the ones that stopped believing they were mexican and embraced being american. Americans have problems too but not anywhere near the extent mexicans do.

Mexicans are literally just slightly above the general back population. Exceptions exist in both but there is a reason everyone hates both.

>>18554232
He is trying to move on, and you should do this as well. Toughen the hell up and find a new guy.

>>18554232
>That's my bf's cat btw.
Seems you miss the cat, not him.

>>18554232
It's over move on don't try to convince him it's not worth your time.

He's probably hurting as well, so take comfort in this, although absurd as it might seem that you're not together. If you manage to get by fine (baby steps allowed,) he might even see this and start to freak out and realize he made a mistake. His happiness is temporary.

>>18554185
Get off 4chan
Get a job
Get at least 3 hours of sun a day
Start lifting and running
Take up a hobby with an active community ex. running races or hiking

>>18554185
>>18554195
How do I get a bf?

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>>18554185
How do you get a gf?

Assuming you are not in HS but older, what you need is a job, to live separate from your parents, and it helps to have a car.

Now, next step is to go where people are. Presumably somewhere related to anything you like to do in spare time. It's OK to go alone too. Now if you see any girl struggling with a task, you can just chime in and offer help, that's one way to introduce yourself to someone.

Step after that, you chat with her on social media, and make invitation few days later to hang out, and keep the rhythm going until you ask her to be gf. Problem solved!

no lol

if you are a whore with a married man than i hope you do live with the shitstain and share the faith of the ex wife, goddamn retarded whores

>>18554173
Let him finalize the divorce papers first before moving in together, otherwise it's a waste of your time. If not, you'll have to deal with him AND his ex if doesn't.

DIY abortions are incredibly dangerous and you'd have to be either incredibly stupid or incredibly desperate to go that route.

>>18554155
>thinking of methods of abortion without a doctor
Lots of parsley tea. It induces menstruation.

>>18554155

how about go to the fucking doctor jesus fucking christ

>>18554138
Search "hysterical literature" on Youtube. It's some interesting kind of porn.

>>18554138
Teensexcouple

Stop watching porn

>>18554025
fuck off niggerlover

Thanks for contributing nothing to the thread

>>18554028
kill yourself faggot

you can make a new friend, but you cannot make an old one.

so either go make a new friend, or fix things with this one.

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>>18553998
Get a new best friend ya dingus

>>18553998
Shit happens, OP. Make a new friend.

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>>18553890
Listen to nu-metal?

>>18553890
is the anger generated from the fact no one cares?

I go play wow and get salty like a mother fucker