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Homofag here

my boyfriends best friend is this girl who is very touchy with him.

as in arms always around him, kissing on his face etc.

it's basically a running gag that people often think THEY are the couple.

I know I have nothing to worry about but it somewhat annoys me. how do I make it stop bothering me and is it reasonable for me to be annoyed by these PDAs?

on the other hand my female friends are like this with me so I can't really say shit.

why do girls like to do this shit? if they had boyfriends would they be bothered if I was doing PDAs with their gfs even thought I'm gay?

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A girl I know has been cheating on her boyfriend with me for half a year. I know we've been terrible people, and I don't wish to get back at her or something, but should I just tell the dude? I know she will never talk, I know this will cause pain but I also feel like the truth should be known.

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Person A thinks their lazy lawyer can get Person B off the hook. Person B was told by collection agent that Person A's bankruptcy only gets Person A out of the bill. /adv?

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Gf tells me she will go to the mall after finishing work and that I meet here there so we can shop groceries. After shopping she asks where the car is parked and I tell her it is on level 2. Absent mindedly I go to level 3 and she just follows me. Few steps in and I blurt "we are on the wrong lvl, the car is on level 2".

At this point she goes "huh? If the car is on level 2 why did you come to level 3"?

Pisses me off. I ask her "why do you think I came here? What could be my motivation".

The problem is that she always says shit like this. We always fight because it feels as if she is accusing me of something. She tells me I dont understand the meaning if what she wants to say and am focusing on the language instead of the meaning. I dont even know how to ignore language and grasp the meaning from words.

Am I crazy or is she crazy. One of us has to be. We fight once a week because of semantics of what she meant and what she said.

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I feel like I'm depersonalized nothing feels real, I feel like I'm in some sort of dream and it's hard for me to feel any sort of empathy or emotion for people around me Is there a way to fix any of this besides medicine ? I haven't told a doctor because I'm afraid I'll have to go to therapy
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I have been thinking a lot of either going for something with computers like IT/Computer science or going into the medical field (perhaps nursing)

I am not really thrilled by either of these but theyre really the only jobs in demand these days. Tech bores me but seems like a decent desk jocky job (though that would probably make me KMS) and going into medical seems insanely stressful for the amount you get paid (but becoming a travel nurse and moving around the US sounds really nice to me even though I might still want to KMS)

I have had pretty bad depression for the past 13 years so both options still might send me over the edge but having a job that makes peanuts is doing the same thing to me regardless

tl;dr: have depression, looking for job. despise my choices. Do you think tech or med is a good idea?

Any /adv/?

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Hey /adv/ so here is my situation im just a regular 19 yo fag and I've only had sex 4 times(all with the same Chick) with a half nigger slut
She was actualy a pretty cool girl but when it came do doing it i would always get super fucking nervous and dick.exe would stop working and i would go limp or not full hard wich made sex lets say dificult,now recently after one year of hard work i finaly got out of the friend zone of this 8/10 Chick with amazing tits and ass and just and all round great girls and we have only made out ,nothing to sexual and its a pretty causal relationship but i think She Will want the D pretty soon and since 2 weeks my dick simply refuses to get a full boner on command the more i think about it the harder it gets only in the morning can i get my dick 100% hard and even when i force my self to fap i can only get my dick like 85% hard(i can still cum) and im so fucking scared it took me so much work to get out of the friendzone with this girl and this will fuck everything up
What should i do?
>First time posting here

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What is this? Is there a way to fix it?

The area around the mouth protrudes. I don't why.

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Okay. I need medical advice, and it's absolutely fucking destroying me.

I've tried posting a few times before, but I've been having trouble with recurring epididymitis symptoms for five weeks now. I'm deathly afraid that it's a chronic case. Right now I need to know if I can still cum if I have a bilateral epididymectomy? Can I still get hard? What the fuck am I going to do? Choose between a lifetime of pain and never feel the pleasure of cumming again? If that is what it is, then I'd rather die.

I am in despair. Somebody please help me.

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I'm upset with a friend, is it justified?

>A few months ago I banged a girl.
>I lived abroad so I had to go, we kept in touch texting.
>I know that my friend Pepe had tried to hit on her, he would have sex with any girl.

>3 months go by, I come back and on a night out with all of us, the common friend that introduced me to the girl speaks to Pepe privately.
>"What's up? Something wrong?" I ask to Pepe
>"I can't tell you anon"
>I go away for a week, there's a BBQ at Pepe.
>Later that week I come back, on a random day with most of us around another friend asks Pepe if he had laid that night
>"No..."

>A few days later Pepe sends me an AUDIO telling me that he has something with this girl that started in the BBQ, he wanted to tell me and this other friend almost blew it.
>Turns out that in the night out when this common friend went and talk to him, then he was told that the girl was down to fuck.

I am upset cause he chose to not to tell me until the deed was done, so all he could was apologise while having guaranteed sex. Is this something low or is it just me /adv/?

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How do I grow taller after 18 ?

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Has anyone fully recovered from CPPS, or similar?

26/m with a drippy dick that started within the frame of an hour about a year and a half ago, pretty much ruining my life on a daily basis.

Help, please, and thank you!

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I've fallen into a pit that i am having trouble bringing myself out of and I need to fix my shit quickly.

My parents are becoming sickly and right now, as a man, I need to pull the strength put of me in order to take care of my siblings and create the best future I can.

Right now, I can say I have lost weight and am now normal BMI, coming down from being borderline obese but I have developes aome kind of eating disorder and now I can not stop eating either high fat foods (nuts avocados) or very sugary foods (grapes). I changed the kinds of foods I eat from processes foods to whole foods but now this problem has risen.

I have some other issues too but I'd just like to see if there is some approach I can take to fix my problems and improve myself for the upcoming issues I will face in the near future. I'd like not to be a burden on the medical system and I'd also like to lift others up on my way to becoming the perfect person.

Also, where can I make friends on the internet? I've been here since '12 but it seems everyone remains anon which I do admire but sitting in your house with no friends is making my issues worst.

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So there's this guy who's my girlfriend's best friend and he's mine too, he was the one who set us up, he's a really great guy.
The problem is that she's more comfortable with him than with me and it really doesn't help that I live 500km away from them most of the time so she sees him more than me.
By more comfortable I mean they seem more of a couple than me and her. I can't even hold her hand without her feeling uncomfortable.
She explains this by how distant I was before our relationship, we never talked irl and whenever we did it was super awkward (imagine two awkward teenagers who like each other), so that wall that built up between us during that time is still kinda there, of course we both do some efforts to try and improve that, but it doesn't work at all with her.
Also they both are koreaboos and I'm not so whenever we're out the three of us they never stop talking about it.
And she mentioned once that he's as important to her as me and it doesn't help that I'm super jealous.

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Well, it's me again. I think it got worse.

My boyfriend (very spiritual guy) and I had a huge argument today for two hours or so. To make a long story short, he is completely against the Catholic religion and Jesus. Christianity in general. Oh and the part that got to me was that bibles should be burned.

He told me that he doesn't believe people who love Jesus and the bible will never reach a higher consciousness. Revealed to me the true origins and explained it all. Christianity and Islam and all those scriptures have to go. That Jesus never existed or performed miracles. Not only that but when we skyped, I was done crying because I was hurt. I'm still attached to Jesus and the holy bible, and all those things he said were really rude and had offended me.

I'm questioning my faith. I think I'm turning out to be agnostic or an atheist.

What should I do? Leave him? But how, if I love him so much?