Archived threads in /adv/ - Advice - 923. page

>>18565377
Yes. You're stupid. No risk, no reward. Won't be able to stick around long if you have other questions, I'm going home to my wife in 15 minutes, where we have plans to watch Berserk on Crunchyroll (and I consider myself a normie, too).

He asked you out. So he likes you. I don't know how much you've demonstrated your powerlevel, but as long as you just be you and don't sperg out over anything inappropriate, you've totally got what it takes to date a normie.

Plus, if he knows you have no experience, he'll give you a lot of the benefit of the doubt if you do something really odd. Sex is easy, just lie back and enjoy yourself.

You can do it, guys aren't difficult.

what do you mean "normie"
you either like someone or not, give it a try and you'll find out

>thread isn't about being a kissless virgin
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t-thanks /adv/

You're in college, and it's only for one day. Use that money to help pay for whatever expenses and teaching people helps with connections. Who knows, one of the kids you may teach down the road my have a dad or mom who's in the business you're trying to make. Getting ahead is way more about who you know than what you know sadly. I graduated not knowing anyone and it's biting me in the ass real hard right now. I know you're nervous and afraid of being "stuck" but undergrad isn't hard, unless you're lazy.

>>18565350
Also adding on to my previous post, you're teaching at a private school, which means the parents that are sending their kids there have some kind of money or status so you have to use that to your advantage. The kids will talk about you and some of the parents may want to meet you there. This is when you make an acquantance out of them so you won't end up like me when you're done with your studies.

Most people learn the absolute basics in an empty parking lot where there's nothing to hit until they're comfortable controlling the car, then move on to secluded streets until they're comfortable being on busier roads.

>>18565341
Practice makes perfect. Simple as that.

I bet you are another amerifat who doesnt even have to deal with transmission and still fuck it up.
>£
Nevermind, you drive on wrong side of road.

Learn to chill, you are in that car where instructor can brake for you. CHILL.

>>18565341
>I don't even want to drive to be honest, but I'm being pressured into it by my parents
well there's your problem.

>>18565297
LDRs, not even once anon.

She's gonna be craving dick and you won't be there to supply it.

>>18565301
That's the least of my worries, she's a 100% virgin, I even gave her her first kiss, and the only time she saw a dick it was accidentally on Facebook.

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>>18565297
>girlfriend's male best friend

>>18565276
you'll probably feel exhausted by comparison. you'll be making money and feeling like you're doing something for society, even if it's not very important in the grand scheme. I'd say it's positive so long as the job isn't too bullshit. you can do a lot more once you have money but I'm not gonna patronize you and explain that all out

I did this a year ago after 7-8 years of NEETdom. If you have questions ask.
It's going to change you in a lot of ways, some good some bad. Personally, I think it's for the better and not just because of the money, I spent almost none of my paychecks, been saving it up.

Get used to a normal sleep schedule. And try to stay positive even thought you're probably gonna wanna explode.

Same here except I feel good about losing all. Now I can press "New Game"

same here, only i fell in love with a girl i know ill never have and my best friend is diagnosed with cancer

An hero

If you are a male, tell me. Can you get a stiffy with a guy taping the whole thing getting real in there and trying to get the best possible shots.

If you are female, I hope you enjoy the single life and people treating you like a piece of meat and nothing more.

Gender neutral issues:
>Love life (romance)
>Friends and Family seeing it.

Try it you could always quit.

Your kids will be bullied and hate you for the rest of their lives.

Don't criticize his beliefs, just let him know you're available if he changes his mind. If you're too critical he'll distance himself further or in some cases even be forced to cut you off

>>18565189
Thanks for the advice, I think that is the right direction to go. I really want the best for him ;-) and since he's easilly unfluenced and sects are quite bad here I want to protect him.

>>18565192
>sects are quite bad here
>something in between christianity and jewish
>both are wrong
>suddenly quitting job
>wearing clothes to cover whole body suddenly
sounds like your friend went full ALLALALALALALLALALALALALLALALALALLALALALLALA and needs to be stopped before he either gets behind the wheel of a truck or rapes some poor girl.

>what do I do
tell him to move to the islamic part of the world if he hates it here so much.

>>18565169
from a utilitarian standpoint you should tell her parents but from all other standpoints I wouldn't recommend it

so it's up to you

You should do it but understand you very well likely could lose her as a friend.

>>18565169
You should do it
It would make you a good friend from every standpoint except hers and her bf's

>>18565160
Paint Tool SAI. It's simple, but still really good. Easy to learn, easy to use. It does pretty much everything I need of it as a hobbyist. You can get a free trial, too. Cost to buy is like $45-$55.

I hope you have a tablet.

>>18565202
what sort of tablet should i get thats pretty decent

>>18565209
I don't know much about tablets, unfortunately. I bought a Wacom tablet when I was 14 or so because that's what my online friends used and I still have it at almost 20. I haven't used any others to compare, but I like mine. No complaints, except the pen nibsare easy to erode or whatever to make you buy more.

>>18564985
nice degen story makes me feel classy

>she's fucked me over so many times
how?

>I should just enjoy the nudes and say nothing
what is saying anything going to do? she's still gonna be a ho and the nudes will be circulating. maybe telling her will just upset her.

>>18564998
Long story short, she wants me to do all the normal couple stuff with her (movies, dinners, family gatherings, etc) but won't date. I'm more or less a human teddy bear for her sometimes. But then she'll get me random gifts and stuff

Do the test

Have you ever met a person who actually has autism or aspergers? Those terms get thrown around a lot on 4chan but in reality it's extremely evident right away that they have a disability.

I think you're just shy and introverted, these are things that can be improved through practice. You say you have a hard time conversing with people, you just have to force yourself to do it more often until it gets easier. Do you have trouble looking people in the eyes when talking to them? I noticed that was something I had an issue with, so I forced myself to do it. It was surprisingly hard at first but now I don't even think about it.

And hey you have friends and you've had a gf before so you're doing a lot better than many others here. As for the music there's nothing wrong with having a preference for older music, just don't get into the whole "man I wish I was born in x year everything sucks these days."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oa-50ZYvHPw

>>18564947
You sound like an average male, don't worry about it, you are fine.

>>18564917
You realize that there are plenty of people that need help in your own back yard, right? Like, you can donate time to a soup kitchen, and help them bring in the heavy shit. You can volunteer at a church to help poor people move into an apartment. You don't need to help out on the other side of the planet when there are people in your own town that need it.

>>18564924
It's a bit selfish, but I just want the place to be really harrowing and dangerous first and foremost. I want to help people when I get there, but the former comes first.

>>18564917
Your help will end with you getting killed and having absolutely no impact on anything. Have fun!

>>18564913
Go to the humane society, and say that you would like a girl dog or cat. Behold, a female!

Hang out behind the abortion clinic.

>>18564913
Tell them your dick is 7.5 inches even if it isn't

>>18564893
Look for smarter friends

>>18564951
>>18564951
I'm socially awkward. I'm not as clever as I used to be because I spend so much time and effort maintaining my standing in these stupid circles when the opportunity presents itself.

>>18564893
Don't look for friends. Look for activities.

Join a club. Join a gym. Take a random CC class. Do volunteer work. Hang out at the comic book store.

Just go places and do things. You'll encounter others doing the same thing, so you'll start with something in common. That's where friends come from