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Anyone else feel like their life has actually improved ever since they discovered 4chan?

I'm not asking for advice, just wondering if there's other people who feel this way, and /adv/ is about as close as we get to a general blueboard discussion board.

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I don't know what to expect from this, but here I go with my little story/problem/whatever:

I started dating this girl years ago, let's see... like 5-6 years ago. Everything went really great for a while, for around 2 or 3 years.
Then she became a complete asshole. I'll try to be really brief about this, cause it would be a whole story on its own. Basically she began to neglect me, ignore me, leave me alone for her friends and all that. She became really cold and I slowly became crazy. You know, that kind of situation when someone you love is not nice to you anymore and that person doesn't even break up with you or tell you what is going on.
It felt like shit, really, and she drove me fucking crazy... I've been always a pretty centered person but she completely took me out of my "center" so to speak.
So, after a looong time of this I finally had enough and, in one of the most painful times in my life, I had to break up with her completely. I didn't want to, but I had to, that relationship was utterly toxic.

For some good months we were apart, but kind of still talking to each other. She continued hurting me a little during this time (my fault, really) till I got tired again and this time I cut any kind of communication with her.
I was utterly depressed... but slowly I began to feel better, take responsibility for my life and, actually, all this pain resulted in some personal growth that made me a better person.

After some time she contacted me again. She was sorry, she loved me, blabla... I was skeptical of course, but time passed and she continued showing me her good side, that she was really sorry and that she wanted to do things right this time.

Believe it or not, she actually changed and we've been great for another 1-2 years. Even better than before in some matters.

The thing is... I don't know how to put it, she is not the same. I've been dealing with this for some time and today this kind of exploded in me and now I feel like an idiot (...)

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Hey guys, I'm 21, getting a comp. sci. major, I've been working since I was 17 at 12.50-14.00 an hour jobs, but for some reason I can't even get a job as a dishwasher at 11.50 an hour now that I'm unemployed. What the fuck happened, where can I look for jobs? How can I make my resume attractive enough to at least wash dishes? For anyone asking I was working in the automotive industry but the company began to sink and they laid people off, including me.

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>wife falls asleep on the couch
>her phone's alarm goes off, waking her up
>she can't find it
>eventually finds it under the couch cushion
>oh that's weird. Why was it there? It was in my purse.
>she's more and more aggressively wondering how it got there, insinuating I had something to do with it and must be lying
>she's increasingly laughing more and more (while getting angrier) as her stupid female brain isn't able to understand that she just forgot moving her phone

This isn't the first time she's done stupid shit like this. Last time, she didn't see me walking down the street while she got the mail, and accused me of being dropped off by a woman I was cheating on her with and lying to cover it up.

Normally she's fine, but it's times like this I want to fucking drown her in the bathtub. What do?

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I don't know what to do /adv/.
I've been in a long distance relationship for about 4 months now. The girl initially was very kind and loving, but after she joined my friend group of 3 years she became more controlling of my time and demanded more and more from me (talking constantly, unable to leave calls with her to go be with friends and if I left she would be upset) to the point I couldn't take it and had to put my foot down. She accepted it after a long fight and things returned to normal, but after she had another mental breakdown a few days ago about our friend group, I've just had the urge to break up with her because she always tries to make me pick between them or her, and no matter what I pick or how much she says she will leave me if I pick them, she always finds a way to make it so I don't leave her. A part of me still loves her and would abandon the friend group for her, but another part of me knows I can never do it because I love everyone in that group to death and it would just be prolonging the inevitable. I will provide more information if asked, but what should I do?

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A girl said she wanted to fuck me. I declined since I want the first time to be with someone special to me but the offer is still on the table and have been thinking about it since. Shes probably a 6 or 7, no pics. What do /ADV/?

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I crashed my car today while under the infleunce of 6-7mg of xanax. I’d been eating bars in the day fkr tbr pasr couple of weeks (1.15mg / day) up t9 now (self diagnosing my general anxiety)

Do i just not tell anyone about this? How socielly acceptable is this? I assume it’s just like drink driviing or will this may be frowned upon even worsev (ie by G9 Family member / gp/police?

I also was doing cranky shit like climbing in the back for thr wrench because somebody was tailgating me at a set of lights(I’m usually real calm, never had a fight in my life) although do have a very angry sidewhich i really just internalise or direct towards myself

The thing is i got away with it because they breathalysed me and put the doziness / uncoordinaton down to potential brain damage so they let me off (maybe it was the benzos..)

So BASICALLY /adv/ if you ould help me out that’d be much appreciated
Do i have a xanax / addiction issue? (Writing this afte taking 4mg. Half oral / half insfluated)/ so maybe the answer is yes. I hope it’s just a patch.

Should i seek help?

Will i be ok coming off the xannies cooe turkey after such a short (but binged) duration?

Cheers
See pics for car. It was raining hard and i just veered into a curb which took me into a tree, pivoting the car round and then side swiping an oncoming car. All airbags went off and serious chassis / suspension damage so think it’s a write off.


...and it’s a rental

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Hello /adv/ I'm an incoming college student who will be moving into my dorm in august. What tips do you have for move in day and anything significant that you would suggest I bring to college?

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met a girl
HOORAYY
we tried having sex
but I can`t cum
handjobs, blowjobs, titjobs, fucking, nothing is enough.
even tried jacking myself off for a good while with her but I cant even get close.
she`s totally down to swallow and creampie and deepthroat and all my greatest fetishes, and I am genuinely turned on during sex, so I have no idea what the fuck to do.
is this it? has porn ruined me for good?
requesting advice on how to prepare myself for sex so I can cum faster/quicker/easier

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I'm in a new city and don't know anyone. For a while now.

I see girls every day I find attractive, but it seems socially unacceptable to talk to anyone
>Can't I go to the grocery store without being hit on?
Where am I supposed to meet people?
>I'm just walking down the street, you don't know anything about me other than my looks!
Guess I'll never get to know anything about you.
>I'm in the park to read, I don't want people talking to me.
Public places don't seem fit for human interaction.

Oh okay so join some clubs
>I thought I could join a mountain biking club without trying to get fucked by every guy here.
Also I think I'd have to be prepared to exit the group if things went bad.
>You're supposed to join the book club because you like books, not to ask girls out!
Full circle back to the girl at the grocery store I don't know anything about.

Dating sites seem to be a waste of time, I'm a not 6'2" millionaire looking to take care of children.

I'm seriously at a total loss. It's Friday night for about the 60th time and I'm tired of going out, spending $30 on beer I don't want, staring at the wall, speaking to no one, because everyone is in their little groups all having fun. I hate it.

I don't consider myself bad looking or anything, before I moved I was doing okay. But not having a network of friends to start with makes all this so much worse. Tinder/etc has worked well here and there but it just seems really pathetic and I'd like to act on opportunities that present themselves instead of being a part of that.

I literally cannot think of a scenario where asking out a girl wouldn't be some bullet point on an article about how all men are assholes.

I mean even if I did see some girl at the same place multiple times doing the same thing as me, and we locked glances or something and smiled, I still don't feel like I'm allowed to say anything or turn something platonic-by-default into a date.

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drama time, grab yer popcorn etc.
So I broke up with my ex around a month and a half ago, one of the reasons being because he couldn't rely on himself for happiness and was very insecure etc, he needed to work on him. About 2 weeks after I broke up I found out from a coworker that he was back on Tinder (where I met him.) This kind of annoyed me because a week after our breakup he told me he really wanted to talk to me (even thoigh I requested a months closure), and said he was seeing a therapist and that he was working on himself etc. and asked if there was any chance we could get back together. Told him I didn't think it would be progessive at that time & I really didn't know. Whatever tho, I let that slide, he could do what he wants idc.
A few days ago I found out that he was now dating my manger's fiancee's coworker, which is fine, however he is telling people that he broke up with me. A lot of other things have aligned and I'm realizing he lied to me a lot throughout our relationship.
Just got around to taking my stuff I had at his apartment back yesterday, didn't mention anything (as much as I wanted to) and deleted his number for good from my phone. I was slightly petty then tho by wearing his fav shirt of mine & doing my hair all cute; he looked sad to see me which was mildly satisfying.
I'm trying to control my emotions and let karma take its course with him, but I can't stop being bothered by the fact that he's a big ol' piece of lying trash. I want so badly to call him out. How can I find peace with this?
Pic related, I feel so much like this pug.

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I fucked up big time. Earlier today, my gf posted a story on snapchat. It showed that she talks to a person named Hun and with heart emojis around their name. I asked her if she liked another guy. She said that it was actually a girl and then she asked me what kind of person do I take her as. She asked if I seriously thought that she would cheat on me and that I should have a little more faith. She said that she felt a little hurt. I apologized and said that I won't assume ever again. She then accepted my apology. So what the fuck do I do now? How do I come back from that?

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i have autism and 2 years ago noticed i was losing all my memories i asked for help and screamed in misery at my terrible fate but they all just laughed at me.2 years later now im getting memory testing i have forgotten everything all my memories all that made me human is gone destroyed by disease that could have been diagnosed 2 years ago nobody cares they still laugh and deny their essential role in my neglect and illness they say it's survival of the fittest i wasn't going to have children anyways i just want to be respected and live like everyone else im human also or at least once was everyone talks down to me because of my autism my whole life nobody has respected me and thats probably why im dying right now all my old memories are gone im just a shell empty everything is gone, how do i content myself now im bitter from the knowledge of the lack of respect people have for me im like an animal to them you know i don't care that im going to die i just wish i could be treated as an equal and my death not seen as some great step forwards survival of the fittest thats the what they say to me

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So ive been seeing posts about guys cum being thick and in every porn I see the blokes blasting out some mayonnaise looking shit that is both thicc as fuck and paper white.

So I look at my cum and while it is well lubricated and has a milky-kinda white, it isnt the thick load I see or hear others talk about. Is this normal? Is everyone different??? Pls help.

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I'm in deep /adv/.

Have this girl in my life whos freakin' cool. Horribly (and I mean scary fucking smart) intelligent, maybe a little weird. Into degradation and servitude and her humor style lines up fairly well with my own, not to mention she understands some of the things I say about complex medical-related work stuff and just in general "gets me". I'd say she's one of a kind if not for the fact that I know that likely isn't true just based on how many people there are on this planet. Me and her started something (I'm not sure what to call it; it is sexual at times but at the same time there's camaraderie) and we've been going for a few years now. It's exclusively internet, but it's pretty good and I appreciate it for what it is. She's always got good things to say about me and she tries to boost my confidence when traditionally I generally block people who do that out since I've never really needed it, being plenty confident, if some say a touch humble.

However, she does mention she's got other guys around. Semi-frequently she'll mention other male friends and one time a while ago mentioned having a boyfriend twice in quick succession, both times out of the blue and just left me scratching my head as to who she is, or who I am to her, more importantly. There are also periods of time where she'll disappear off the face of the planet, no contact for weeks, sometimes months (last time it was 5 months, almost forget she existed, wish I did 'cause that would be easier than this) only to reappear and try to grab my attention.
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