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I'm getting a $2k Beauceron puppy for non-competitive sport, carting, emotional support, and "protection" (just have it around to look intimidating). I'm going to move out of my family's home and into a city when it's about a year old.

I don't even have the damn thing and I'm already paranoid about it getting stolen because I've spent so much money on it, I already love it dearly, and I'm going to be putting hundreds of hours into training and socialization. Dogs are also my medicine for my mental illness. They help me be a functional human being and a foolproof deterrent against offing myself. I would be in shambles if I suddenly lost mine like that.

Here are the scenarios I fear:
>roommate sells the dog
>dog is stolen from backyard while I'm away
>dog-walker steals dog

I'm scared someone will recognize it as a rare breed in the U.S. or will mistake it for a Dobe/Rott/GSD mix and think that's cool and really valuable because "rarity" or some dumb shit.

How the fuck do I get over this?

No need to lecture me on spending that much on a puppy and not just adopting a shelter dog. This pup comes with a health and temperament guarantee. I'm not just getting a pet and not all dogs can excel at all the tasks I need it for.

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Is it a bad thing that i wouldn't mind my new gf breaking up with me within a year or two?

Recently i got with a white girl and she's pretty fun, shes cute but heres my personal problem, i personally wanted a asian or hispanic girl thats close to my interests which are anime, cosplay,video games, comics and to a lesser extend traveling, nerd shit in general, but my gf is just into surface level anime and other normal shows. Thing is though that i wasn't really going for her, when we first met she talked to me and one thing went to another and bang were dating

Dont get me wrong, im happy that im dating her and i would be a fool to drop everything right now for a girl i don't even know i have a chance with let alone lossing all the affection ive been starving for years.

All in all, is it bad that I wouldn't mind lasting 1-2 years dating because i prefer a asian or hispanic girl with more nerdy interests?

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>be at work
>have a laser tag centre on the block next door
>sometimes parking is full there so people come into our blocks car park to park pretending to be customers of the establishments on the same block.
>establishments on the same block close early
>I finish work on time. but last one out on the block so I'm locking up.
>pull down roller door and activate all security locking cars from the laser Tafe centre inside.
>no one on our block is back until Monday

lmao was I in the wrong or should the people who parked there taken their cars out earlier than the closing times of all the buildings on our block.

I took snap shots of the license plates of the cars that parked there. if they breach our security and break in to retrieve their cars scan we report them to police?

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alright boys.

Im about 90% sure I've got scabies.

This shit causes me to itch to no end at night to where I have to stick my body in scalding hot water to send me writhing to finally calm the itch. And it just keeps coming back

Every

fucking

night.

The funny thing is though, I don't see a real cure for this shit. Google it. Have fun, people will be ALL over the place with "Natural Remedies This" and scams and creams that can kill you if you over dose.

You're supposed to go to the doctor right away but I've had it for at least 6 months I'd say from starting out to full on fuck-me-will-swallow-a-bullet-if-this-continues. It was on my leg and now it's on my arms, wrists, INNER THAIS, GROIN, ASS, SHOULDERS, FEET, FUCK. I'm actually going to call my Dad whom I've denied for years, just because I recently moved jobs and don't have health insurance to cover a check up or cure it or what the fuck ever. I'm going to have to leave my job which I just fucking KILLED on my first day and looked like it was going to promise me happiness.

This is just a PSA for those of you around to know what it looks like in case you have it. It's contagious through 15 minutes contact, or if it starts scaling, which it has for me i believe, instantly. Feels great having potentially spread it to the people telling me how impressed they were with me today with a handshake to have it potentially transmitted and needing to tell them. I'm so fucking sick right now, internally, in my fucking soul.

So, if you have it, or have had it, do you know how to cure it? Otherwise I'm going to go apeshit if this continues any further.

Sincerely,

Anon

tl;dr Scabies is fucking horrible and I don't know how I got it but it's fucking contagious and PSA

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Taking lsd for the first time what should I know and do?

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Need some help lads, It involves discord drama. I hope yall are fluent in how it works.

If someone was consistently spamming and you banned spamming, is that considered abusing your power? The members have free reign over everything else, but no spamming is the one rule. Who's in the right? The one who banned spam, or the ones who got spamming taken away from them?

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My cat died a few hours ago via euthanasia and I'm finding it difficult to put her in the freezer until she can be buried. It doesn't make sense but just the fact that it's cold and dark seems so depressing. Even though she's undoubtedly deceased, I'm worried on some level she'll perceive it. I live alone and my family is deceased so I have no one to talk some sense into me.

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I don't want to be time poor but I need more money.

I don't want to work per se but want more money.

Is there a way I can get more money?

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>Be me, 24
>Starting med skool soon
>Have an SO of +3 years
>Skool becomes more demanding
>Shitisgettingreal
>Spend less time w/ SO
>SO not doing anything w/ their life
>Just works, no HS diploma
>Want to marry SO, but troubled by behavior in the past few days

Ah what can I do? I just want some new perspective. I'll bump thread w/ more details

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I have been a scrambled shut-in lately, and so I have had trouble holding my tongue on certain occasions. A good friend of mine took me to watch Spiderman: Homecoming, and I might have said something that was hurtful or misconstrued as racist. He's always consuming new-media, shit like the Daily Show and every Hollywood movie that comes out.

I wanted to point out paid sponsorships and obvious crowd-pleasers in Sony's new movie. For example (before and after the movie, not during), I would say things like, "Did you see the strategic placement of that stack of Siracha bottles? Ha, there was a Gamestop name drop for no reason, during the car chase."

Before the movie, I said, "They're trying to meet minority quotas," just trying to sound like a woke smartass I guess. When the people said things to appeal to libtard college students, I also laughed as if a joke was being told. This happened in the previews a lot too. After the movie he said to me, "You know, I enjoyed seeing Middle Eastern people in the movie."

I said, "I enjoyed the fat little sidekick character. It was like a Western, especially when he was lurking in the background, waiting to shoot at the bad guy when Spiderman was down.....Yeah, representation is good. When I was little, I would play Japanese games like Pokemon and Animal Crossing, and wonder why they forced the player to be white - it was not good representation."

Do you guys think he thinks that I am a racist? I just think it's pretty funny that these movies are engineered for mass appeal, and that race importance is just another dirty tactic they are employing to rake in cash they don't deserve. Hopefully he sees I was just trying to be woke af, and that I care very little about race personally. God, I am so spergy. Everything I have been trying to express is coming out vague lately. I hope my friend doesn't think I am a racist.

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Basically
She's 19. I'm 17. We work at the same fast food place. She has a boyfriend that works there but is gone for some time, and I know him. We texted and called one time for 1 hour. She even wanted to go see a movie with me. Our crazy coworker who works 6 days a week at an actual sit down restaurant says she likes me as well. That when I joked around with her and, supposedly, called her pretty, she got a huge smirk on her face. The same smirk was applied the next day when I thought I fucked up by sending her really stupid funny texts the night before, and she didn't respond to them. She said she found them cute. She says I'm the most funny person.

Fast forward to now. New coworker comes in. My age. She likes him, pretty sure either overheard her saying how he's kind of cute, and that his jokes were really funny. New coworker has girlfriend already. I become way too clingy and attached. I admit my feelings to her and she said she has a bf already and that I'm too old (I think I admitted feelings before new coworker). Text her everyday. She barely replies anymore. Become depressed at work. She isn't as intimate, or talkative towards me anymore. She straight up asked in front of me towards the new coworker the inside joke (which is essentially asking if the person would like to go to laser tagging OMGGG) and then I overheard them say they don't understand me and that I got super quiet when she asked that question to him.

She doesn't talk to me anymore like before, and now I feel like a creep everytime I text her.

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Anybody else have nightmares almost every night/every time they dream? I can't seem to dream without having a nightmare and I wanna know who else is afflicted by this, and what they think. pic related

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Why is it that the hotter a guy is, the more of a jerk he is?

In fifteen plus years of experience, I swear there's a correlation between good looks and rude behaviour. Like almost always, the more attractive my past partners have been, the more inconsiderate and selfish they were. And not just to me, but people in general.

I never understood that. And after a while, you start to think good looking guys who are also sweet and innocent almost don't exist. The only times I've met an attractive nice guy resulted in them either being oblivious to my signals, disinterested, too introverted to give dating a chance, or deeply committed to some other girl. While most other dateable men in the market turn out to be awful people in the end.

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the fuck does it mean if a girl is touchy, says "I love you" all the time" and jokes about getting married and having kids and calls you cute

but simultaneously says were bffs and we get frequently penned as a couple (but she always laughingly corrects it)

for context we've been half baked friends for a few years and recently became good friends

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I feel like my mom wants to have sex with me. Should I?