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Hey /adv/.
So I've been feeling a slight tingle in my balls. Like often. Now my pee stream goes to the right. There's also the fact of the tip of my penis. (The middle of the head) is kinda sore, but there are no signs of anything on the outside.
Do I have cancer? Do free clinics check for something like this? I have no money, and no job either. I'm kinda spooked. I want to have kids someday, you know?
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Sounds like a UTI. If I were you, I'd start saving money for a doctor. Join the military if you have to. UTIs in men are incredibly painful if left untreated. Think a vise on your balls.
t. Had one once.
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>>18525269
Will drinking cranberry juice and a ton of water help? I'm getting ready to join the chair force but I'm four pounds underweight for my height, and they won't take me yet.
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>>18525303
>underweight for my height
... well that's a problem you don't hear a lot any more.
Yeah, they sell cranberry pills OTC that are way more potent than just chugging juice. It'll help if it's just a mild infection.
Any free clinic will check you out too. It's just a piss-in-a-cup test for UTI and a basic STD screen if you've been gettin' any.
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Girlfriend and I split up but work together 2017-07-17 12:41:30 Post No.18525245
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Girlfriend and I split up but work together
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So I split up with my girlfriend, she didn't feel the same way anymore which hurt but we both agreed it wouldn't be worth trying to fix if she wasn't 100% in it. Anyway we work together as well. We share the same social circle (mostly mine) at work but when I went no contact she had no one and looked miserable. They say if you love someone you do what's best for them even if that doesn't include you. At this point there's no chance I'd get back together, it's too damaged however I have no Ill will towards her. Just wonder what advice you'd give, to protect myself from hurt when she moves on but also ensure she isn't isolated at work and I can support without being jealous/weird.
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Anyone ever recover from a shitty first date?
Long story short, i went out with a beautiful girl and blew it because i was all nervous and awkward. She hasn't completely ghosted me yet, but i can tell she doesn't want to talk. Haven't heard from her since yesterday morning (date was friday), and i can tell i killed her interest. Fucking sucks because i could have had her if i played my cards right, i know it.
I don't think it's fair to write someone off after one awkward date, even though it happens all the time. I have to sell her a reason to give me another shot, there has to be a way. I have to at least try before throwing in the towel.
Has anyone ever managed to get a second date when you goofed up the first?
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So what? There's literally millions of single girls out there, who cares if one date with one girl flopped?
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>>18525241
Simple, she was literally the hottest girl i've ever met, i'm having a hard time letting that go. Talking to another cute one now, but i don't even care, i won't find someone else of her magnitude again. And i had her interest until i fucked it up
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How to sell your trash? 2017-07-17 12:38:33 Post No.18525238
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I have loads of trash. Trinkets, books, stationery, and all sorts of crap that I'll never use, but is in great condition.
What's the best way to sell this? Ebay? Amazon?
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>>18525238
Use every market. eBay is good for anything unless it's too big where the shipping fees eat profit. So you can use Letgo, Offer Up and any other local listing kinds of apps. Be warned people are always going to be cheap as fuck on the locals, I'd reccomend having them meet you at a McDonald's or something public.
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>>18525238
Post pics of what you're selling OP I might buy
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Got fucked up last night, drank for 12 hours and snorted three grams of coke. Met the fucking prettiest girl and managed to get off with her in the back of a taxi back to mine. Got back here and she fell asleep while I stayed up and kept the party going.
Question: Every one was fucked up, she might not even remember, might even consider it a mistake. But I know I could get in touch with her if I tried. Should I be a real man and just leave it and forget about it or try get in touch, risking seeming like a total creep?
Usually I just forget about these things but fuck, I liked her.
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So /adv/ should I go to the University of Wyoming?
I have good test scores and a good enough gpa to get into much better schools for my preferred major (comp sci/engineering) but I visited and really liked the campus.
Anyone who regretted their college decision, why did you?
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They have a website where you can ask questions:
http://www.uwyo.edu/aces/academic-advising/index.html
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Once you get past a certain minimum threshold (which is pretty fucking low - talking obvious degree mills here), it doesn't matter where you go as far as the actual quality of the education is concerned. I'm not saying there's literally no difference but especially in an age when there's so much material available online, the difference between a mid-tier and top-tier school is largely academic (haha). Ivy League-educated programmers are not vastly more competent than their peers who went to state schools, they just aren't. You can easily get access to the *exact* same materials they're using, the same material their professors are teaching from. Your lectures won't be delivered by the same person, but that's about it.
Some people (often people with an agenda) will tell you differently, but there are honestly way worse things than picking a school because you like the campus and social life.
The questions you need to ask yourself are,
1. Will a degree from one of the other universities be *significantly* more marketable? It's stupid, but you really can get hired because you went to a school with a good "brand." It is not the end-all-be-all, though.
2. Cost/availability of scholarships - you really, really want to avoid going into debt. If you/your family has enough money to avoid student loans, then you need to think about what's more valuable, the extra boost to marketability that a degree from a "better" school will get you, or having a couple extra tens of thousands of dollars saved or invested in the here and now.
Obviously those are questions I can't answer myself. They're dependent on your situation and the schools themselves. But those are the kinds of things you need to think about.
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>>18525136
This is going to sound trite, but as long as you aren't going to some University of Phoenix-tier diploma mill or a shitty community college (maybe not even that), then it honestly doesn't matter much where you go. What really matters is what you make of where you are; join clubs, meet people, make connections and grow more experienced and cultured. Also state schools are often way cheaper for not that much of a difference in education.
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ex's father is gonna be my prof and dean 2017-07-16 11:43:45 Post No.18525088
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ex's father is gonna be my prof and dean
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>2014/2015
>Dating this cute girl
>7/10 but the nicest girl I know
>Dating her for 1,5 month
>I am her first guy in bed
>And she's not my first gal in bed
>She was always upset about it
>One day I joke that I'm infertile
>She starts crying that she's never going to be able to have a child with me
>What
>Two weeks later I ask her
>Let's call her C for crazy
>"Why are you so sad?"
>"Because I believe in God and you don't so I will go to heaven and you will go to hell and we won't always be together"
>At this time we were dating for 2 months
>Want to dump her, she's scary
>Be an asshole
>Gave her a sock and said
>"Dobby, you are free!"
>Then just told her why I'm unworthy of her and why I can't have a stable relationship
>Gave back her guitar amp
>Had my bass on my back
>Some drunk guy walks by
>He's talking on the phone with somebody
>"DUDE THERE IS THIS MUSICIAN HERE AND HIS CHICK AND SHE'S CRYING OH MY GOD HE HAD TO PLAY HER SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL"
>Hold the kek, Anon
>She's crying even more
>FML
Fast forward to present day
>C still hates me
>Once I went on a drink with our mutual friend and she said C wrote her a message, I told her to write "Hi!" from me and she just sent a pic of her middle finger
>I just learned that I was accepted to uni of my first choice
>What I didn't know until now is that >Her father will be my professor
>And my dean
>And he still hates me
>MFW I think about what is going to be happening
How do I make this guy not to be an asshole about me?
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>>18525088
If he is a true professional then he should be able to separate his professional and private life. I would hope someone of his stature would be able to do this.
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>>18525088
Be polite, and if he makes it personal go above his head.
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Tough shit for you, but otherwise just play it cool and don't mention the War, know what I mean?
Work your ass off in his class and give him no reason to come down on you because that's what will happen and all your little rights and privileges will get wiped off your face when you get shit grades, shit references and fucked out of school for being a bigger cunt.
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I broke up with my girlfriend a while back because we couldn't make the whole long distance thing work. We only met in person from school for about a month but she could still be kind of a bitch. She got really sad though after we broke up. I went to a summer camp and everyone has some Snapchat group chat. I join the chat and then she does too. She then starts telling everyone a fake story about how my close friend started flirting with her and grabbing her ass, and then I started saying how it was her fault for being hot. All of this is complete bullshit and she's ruining my life. I have no more real friends except for the person who was also framed with me and a few others who believe my side of the story. Everyone regards my friend and I as perverts because of my angry exgirlfriend. How should I handle this? Pic not related
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>in 20s loser
>working on self
>last 4-5 months had what appeared to be army of women lusting after me
>get into some heated fights use profane vulgar language some erratic driving etc
>all of it changes
>shit comes back to haunt me no lie
>its been like over two months and everyday feel the fear or hatred radiating all around me
>try to continue my daily routine it's terrifying the shit they are doing is humiliating highly intrusive voyeuristic in nature.
anyway yeah must be the only man alive who has ever had that..
Don't ever use misogynistic terms especially when you have a small army of women lusting after you or watching you.
Can't believe how quickly you can destroy your life over some verbal.
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Wtf am I even reading??
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Are you telling us that your actions have consequences?
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Fucking cuck
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Any beginner-level advice (or recs for good guides) on making high quality gifs, webms, etc? I record lots of short videos with my phone and would like to be able to post them here on 4chan as well as on reddit and maybe even a personal blog.
What format(s) would you recommend? Are webms better than gifs, and is there anything better than webms? What software would you suggest?
I have a free trial of photoshop and after effects, but haven't been able to find good guides on how to use them for making animated gifs/webms.
I tried making some gifs in photoshop but they came out pretty grainy, I guess because gifs are limited to 256 colors.
Ideally, I'd like for what I create to be video-quality or close to it.
I have lots of short videos I've taken with my phone that I would like to be able to share on 4chan, reddit, and with friends via email
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Hey /adv/ this isn't ment to be shit posts or edge and the pics cause I didn't have s file but regardless.. is there a way for me to kill myself and not make people sad I have really bad depression and I'm just so tired of it all I have a wonderful girlfriend whos been trying her hardest to help me and supporting loving parents and I really don't want them to suffer but I really want to die is there anything I can do or say to ease the pain and let them know not to blame themselves I don't want to hurt them but I really don't want to live. Thanks in advance
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Not really, but they will likely continue on without you just fine unless they too are dealing with shit.
Your gf is easy, just dump her and wait for her to move on. She will with relative ease, set her free. You parents though you're probably fucked on. There's very little you can do for good supportive parents to ever turn their back on you that they won't feel crushed losing their child.
I'm in the same boat though. I'm just gonna suffer through it until my parents croak and then there will be officially nothing left in the world that won't at the very least move past my death. My sister will probably take it hard but by then she'll have her own family to focus on so she'll be fine.
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It's gonna be hard cause after so many bad relationships she really cares about me and is happy but its better to make her hate me and as for my parents after years of counciling and pills and fighting hopefully i csn finally release them of some stress and they can focus on my little brother he needs them.. thanks for the quick reply
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You don't have to make her hate you or be a dick about breaking up with her btw. That's probably just insult to injury. You just have to break up with her normally, say your lives are going in different directions and you wish her happiness and well, she'll cry about it for a little while, find a new dude and move on.
Then when you kill yourself, she'll probably still be a little upset, but she'll have her new bf to lean on and realize he's what she needs right now anyway.
Thats all I'm saying on that. If you just kill yourself now then she has nobody to help her get through that hard time. She has to deal with both the loss of your relationship and you as a person at the same time.
Will be much easier for her to get past you if she has a new lover to help her through it.
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Do I really know myself 2017-07-16 10:49:42 Post No.18524909
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It troubles me that people have memories of me that never happened. Sometimes, they say I did or said something stupid or kind of mean, but I never have any memory of it! Such actions are also against my moral code, so I cannot imagine myself ever acting the way people say I do. Is it possible that people just misinterpret me; I have been told that I have weak social skills and am difficult to read. Since I am moving this fall, I would like to know what I can do to prevent this from happening again because I never want to hurt anyone, and I like making people happy.
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hi /adv/.
do you guys have any go-tos for quelling overthinking and anxiety that has no reason to exist? bonus points if they're purely audio ways.
i like to listen to certain albums that have medicinal sorts of properties (puts me to sleep, calms me down if only temporarily, dilutes a bad high, etc). however, i'd like to know if any of you guys listen to like any counselor-esque podcasts, or just very soothing noises maybe.
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Tell me how to get a reason to live.
I don't feel suicidal, I'm doing well at my job, I have no money issues. But I feel like I'm putting my time in and some day, not too far away, I'll look back and think I wasted it all.
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>>18524872
>Tell me how to get a reason to live.
Look both into liberal and conservative Christianity.
Recommended: Schleiermacher, Kierkegaard, Bultmann, CS Lewis, Tillich, Pannenberg.
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>>18524872
The more you do in your life the less bad death will feel.
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Girlfriend of a friend 2017-07-16 10:32:33 Post No.18524864
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Hi /adv/
I have small group of friends. It was cool untill, one of us, let's call him Donald, found(finally) a girlfriend, let's call her Melania. Well, me and the rest of the group didn't like her. It was this feeling that she acted like she was supreme or something. And boring af. But whatever for me. If he likes her- fine by me.
But one of girls from the group(Maggie) has a diffrent atittude. She starts arguments with him but doesnt tell what is the issue. Firstlly it warent eaven arguments but sarcastic shit.
But lately it escalated and now they dont even talk with each other.
Can you help me guess motives and how to solve this situation? (social autist here)
Thanks for reading
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>>18524864
She's jealous.
You're welcome.