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On day 6 of nofap. Got insomnia and I'm bitch to be around. Anyone here have experience to share?
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>life is kinda shitty
>start a no fap week as a sacrifice/offering to God
>some good things happen
>fap and go for another no fap week
>more good things happen
>can't control myself, start to freak out, nervous all the time
>fap, feel normal again
>check the Bible for today's scripture
>literally about Jesus saying "I want people helping people, not doing sacrifices"
So yah, idk what's the religious part of it or how it's tied to luck. But anyway, fapping is healthy, just do it in moderation. Don't torture yourself. Why exactly are you doing the no fap thing? Either way I think the positives are that you get more control over yourself and learn some self discipline.
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> Why exactly are you doing the no fap thing?

Self control, Self improvement, Trying not to be a shitty person to the people I love.

I have a history of addictive behavior. The last time I kicked a major addiction, it was the first time in my life I took an honest look at myself and my motives and how I affect others. It just feels like it's that time again.

And for the record, I'm married and get laid regularly. It's the fapping and porn addiction that I'm cutting out.

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Guys, help me with a netpal girl I've been texting with for something like a year and a half and still do.
She lives something like 400 kms away from my home, but I will be living even further away from her soon as I will be starting to study abroad.
In the last days (a month or so), I have been feeling a lot more sexual pressure towards her even tho I have never seen her IRL and as I live on shithole currently I am not getting enough human contact.
So /adv/, how should I advance with this relationship, is it any way to make it serious or just keep on texting till we start hating each other or something?
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Why do people torture each other with long distance relationships. Treat it like it's some cool distance cousin you can talk shit with and play vidya and don't waste too much time with hoping for this one - to be "the one". Just because you both have space doesn't mean that you will get along once you, if this miracle might ever happen, will ever live together or smth.

You haven't stated anything that might suspect any "sexual pressure" towards you so while she might fuck around you shouldn't keep yourself locked from experiencing real human interaction.

Protip: 1. Talk with her about your relationship and 2 things will probably happen:
1.1You rather don't commit for a long term relationship because
1.2 you are young and there is plenty of fish in the sea
Or
2. You find out that her perception is completly other than yours so you keep in touch and :1.2

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I need help getting this code to work (It is written in bash), it is my first script and I've been fixing things left and right for about 2 hours, and now I've gotten a problem I can't seem to find the fix for.

https://pastebin.com/VbZB9DR9

Right now in output I am getting: What would you like to do? monitor
./myscript.sh: line 46: syntax error near unexpected token `read'
./myscript.sh: line 46: ` read -p "Enter the client to be deauthed; type no if all clients: " client'

>this is my first script if it looks like shit I'm sorry :(
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learn how to greetext properly
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>>18542226
Better to ask on Stackoverflow or something?

Is the captcha fucking up for anyone else here? Its fucking retarded for me for some reason. If its one about pictures of cars or roads or store fronts, its literally impossible because the moment I click on an image, it disappears and then a new one takes its place. The only chance is if it one of those street sign ones, and even then its hard because for some reason, it wont even let me "verify" it for some reason. It takes going through like 30 different captchas for one post. What the fuck is wrong with this?
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legacy captcha
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>>18542227

thanks my nigga

enjoy this picture as a reward

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What are good first messages, lot of women bitch about receiving simple messages like "hey how are you doing" they claim they want someone who can start a conversation, so I ask about them or comment on their interests, like. "How did you learn how to do X [some art] that's really cool I'm impressed" but it seems kind of dead end and when I ask questions about them it seems a bit demanding , no one wants to answer so they end up responding to one question, and that's is. I hear starting with a joke but doesn't sound like that would so anything. they are amused then what, just say "nice joke" or "lol" how's that a conversation starter, how do you start a conversation?
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>>18542219
uhhh what else would you think there is to say besides what you listed?
if they aren't responding and you've tried short hellos, asking questions, making jokes, etc then something else must be the problem

I've gotten responses from simply shit like "your place or mine" so maybe you need better pictures? or use a better app?
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girls get bombarded with trillions of messages from ugly pieces of shit on dating sites. if they even bothered to reply with "lol", youve got their attention. maintain it. tell them to tell you a joke. ask another question. whatever
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>>18542222
Might be the pictures, I only have 1 picture is really close up of my head neck up [haven't taken pictures of my self in ages, and spontaneously felt like taking 1 (for site) one weekend], what other pictures do I need? Any other dating site suggestions?
>>18542223
Thats comforting because I do get a lot of little replies, just don't know where to take, it I just wish I could see the legendary "guy who can carry a conversation".

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How does one interact with one's girlfriend when out clubbing together?

We're going 'out out' with another couple and my gf has said she's gunna get dressed up which is great! I know this means though that she'll be looking like dynamite and probably be attracting all sorts of morons.

Obviously I don't mind her dancing with my mates or whatever but i don't really want some 'alpha' randomer trying to spin her around the dance floor.

How to I approach this without stopping her having a fun night?
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24/M here, pretty much a neet outside of college. Fell for the college meme, parents constantly made me feel like an idiot for wanting to try anything else (trade school, military, full-time work). Had undiagnosed OCD, so it pretty much consumed most of my free time up until now.

Finally put my foot down and told them I was going to take a break from college and actually make an income working. Constant shouting and insults from my family, as if finishing a useless Bachelors in History should take any kind of priority over me becoming financially independent and moving out. Its been three months, and still no job. Now I feel like an even bigger idiot whenever my parents bring up college.

Even if I do eventually land some crappy, minimum wage job; it wont be enough to move out. Even if I do finish my last two semesters, I'm going to be stuck in the exact same place; only difference being I'd now have a useless piece of paper that says I'm good at remembering historical trivia.

My only goal right now is to move out. Home life is incredibly depressing. Both parents have mental issues they refuse to deal with. They're incredibly controlling, verbally abusive, and are essentially enabling my neetdom because they don't want me to leave the house. I'm caught in their downward spiral and I need to get out. My sis escaped through her boyfriend and cut off all contact (good for her), I only wish I had a similar way out.

What can I do to move out? I'm desperate and couldn't give a shit about living comfortably; I just need to get the fuck out of dodge.
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>>18542183
Holy fuck! Are you me? Im finishing a ba in history and my parents act like that's the only sensible route, too. Ive just decided to suck it up and finish. I may take addy so that i can work enough for it to matter WHILE i take my senior classes. The one thing that seems likely to make this particularly difficult is the fact i dont have a car and my home and college arent in metropolitan areas.
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>>18542210
> I may take addy so that i can work enough for it to matter WHILE i take my senior classes.
>The one thing that seems likely to make this particularly difficult is the fact i dont have a car
Op here, I think you are me. Scary. Got off of adderall, despite it helping me with my grades, because it made me a sleepless wreck and exacerbated my symptoms. No car and no way of paying for insurance.

Are you a fellow bus cuck by any chance?

What are you looking to do with your degree?

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My roommate and best friend at school just lost his girlfriend of 5 years and her mother in a car crash, other driver arrested on DUI charges and manslaughter.

They'd been dating since high school and were the most strong and wonderful couple I've ever seen, she was an incredible soul and the kindest woman I've met.

He's obviously just in complete shock, she was his everything just after God, and they were absolutely going to spend the rest of their lives together.

Anyway, I'm not sure that he'll be coming back to school in the Fall, so I went ahead and emailed some of his professors and our RD about the situation, (didn't include details, just that he'd suffered a tremendous loss), and I let him know that me and all his friends are here for him etc. etc.... What else can I do? His entire world has shattered, and I need to be the best friend I can... Any advice or help would be awesome. RIP Raegan, you were too good for this world.
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Damn that's very sad to hear, Anon. My best friend lost his brother in a car crash a couple of months back, he was stuck in traffic when he got the call and I was the first person he called and I just choked. I didn't know what to say. Sometimes there is nothing to say all you can do is be there for him, just sit with him and listen if he ever wants to talk and let time do its thing. It makes me angry when people drink and drive especially if you know you're gonna be going fast enough to kill someone
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He'll be OK. There's someone out there for everyone.

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>be me, 31 year old hermit
>was in awesome relationship from 16-24
>fall for meme degree
>she cheated
>we broke up and she started dating person she cheated with
>she cuts all contact and has not said a word to me since then, despite her basically being a part of my family
>spent next 7 years living as a complete hermit, playing video games, doing some work online, and going to the gym
>sometimes never left house for 2 weeks at a time
>now socially retarded, no motivation to go to the gym
>no clue how to make friends, meet people, and find a bae

I had a 8 year, extremely intense relationship and when that went away, some shit in my brain friend. I mean, some neural pathways were damaged and it basically paved the way for me becoming a complete and total loner.

Now, my brain has changed more and I am thinking about death everyday. Nobody can help me. I have tried therapy and meds for years.

I am starting to build up the courage to end my life because I can't see an alternative and each day is getting worse.

What do I do?
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OK mate, I am or was in the same boat. But not to fret. Don't give up on therapy or meds just yet, just get them changed. Try something you haven't tried before, like CBT or NLP, find the best practitioner around and go see them.

Here's some shit to help you out by yourself:
guided affirmations, just listen before bedtime: http://www.mediafire.com/file/686p3ey8rl47lxc/Up_From_Depression.zip
this is a course on mindfulness for depression but if you're already too far gone, just browse trough it til you feel able to tackle it. http://www.mediafire.com/file/stl5ctg1ptogszt/MWTD.zip

Also, Jordan Peterson's Self-Authoring program is good for getting your shit together too.

Get yourself together man, otherwise I'll carve the word 'cuck' on your tombstone myself.
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OP get a job NOT HOMEBASED. Go out and meet you coworkers. Start from there.

I had a friend and they were in 10 years relationship but the guy cheated. She went to depression and tried to kill herself not once but many times and she went to the the ward for 3 months.

She found a job related in BPO and now she meet/has new friends and office crush. You just need to remove that homebased job and start going out.
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Retarded advise:
First of all, the fact that you have not killed yourself so far is a sign that you have something that you value.

You may try to find out what it is in your case and embrace it.

I call myself a loner but Im digging sometimes for companionship. Up to the point where I'm actually about to meet any people.
Well I'm kinda blessed with having alot of things I wanted to try out. Soccer, athletics, rowing, chill-poker, and a lot of martial arts I've wanted to try out.

I have met a lot of new people and I forced myself -forced- not to be an awkward weirdo and from that point.. I feel dead inside but i guess those people don't see through my facade. It's not great but i feel happy sometimes.

>Tldr: Find something that is enjoyable and go to Clubs/Meetings. Dont be that weirdo, just talk balk to people and see the magic happen.

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Sup, /adv/.
I need a med fag to make sense of this for me. Recently I was diagnosed with gout but it's weird af. It isn't in my toe joint it's in my ankle and it doesn't blow up like a balloon it just gets hot and hurts. I took the doctors advice and watched my eating and aimed to loose weight, which worked, I have lost 2 inches off my waist (I'm probably around 10-15 kg overweight so not obese or anything) . I also tried testing it out with booze on a few occasions, none of which made anything flair up (I got pretty hammered each time) and I'm dating a veggo so I eat fuck all red meat (the least I have in my entire life actually). Still, I haven't had anything bother my ankle for around a month until today, it's back in full force and I can't sleep. I haven't had any red meat for over week or two and I have only had a couple of night cap whiskeys over the last few days. Anyone have thoughts or suggestions?
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So I need new glasses. I have a fat, but oval shaped, face. What kind of frames should I look into? I want them to look nice, but not trendy or faggoty, which is why I'm asking you guys instead of the losers at /fa/.

Also, it is a 2 on this chart so maybe not completely oval, I dunno. Also skin color is caucasian. Maybe a shade or two above "sunless white boy"

Thanks.
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>>18541955
same question as OP, but I am 1 + big forehead :(
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Go to the fuckin glasses store and put glasses on your face until it looks good. How do you dress?
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>>18541993
I can't afford glasses store glasses - cheapest frames in stores near me are about $99, + prescription costs. Even my Walmart doesn't have an eye department anymore. So I'm doing the online frames stores.

I dress business casual most days. Summer is a button up and khakis, and winter is usually a sweater with a collared shirt underneath. On off days, tshirts and gym shorts or regular shorts. Nothing fancy.

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Two weeks ago I confessed to my boyfriend of one year that I was in love with him.
He replied "I know what I should say but I told myself I'd never say it again."
So I decided to try and get over him, because what's the point if the person can't tell you "I love you" back?
Then last night he texts me that he does love me.

Why couldn't he call at least instead?
He's working in another state right now so and can't be in person.
Should I just continue getting over my heart break?
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Shameless self bump
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>>18541878
How can you even consider him bf and vice versa if you didn't say that already?

Also call the silly bastard and ask him what his game is. You're thinking of splitting up, so may as well get it all out there.
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Sounds like some teenage drama shit.

>"I know what I should say but I told myself I'd never say it again."
That's the kind of dumb shit a confused teenager says. Either he's an immature idiot or he's playing you like one.

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Nigas we need todo something about that fucking normie he ruins our favourite memes first Cat in the hat then idubbz then filthy frank stop that make a new ''ZENZİ''
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>>18541862
Agreed, but is /adv/ the best place to do this?

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I gave up drinking a while ago. My reasons for doing it are pretty vain, I grew up with an alcoholic heroin addict father and hate seeing any part of him reflected in me. I'm also pretty strict in what I consume because I like to maintain a good physique. This has limited me socially, I don't care at all if others want to drink if I'm on a night out but I hate the fact that I'm being judged for not drinking myself. Are there any work-arounds for this? I still want to go out and socialise just not drink.
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one beer won't kill you but just have a paper bag with some coke in it and pretend your drinking hard alcohol and fake drunken-ness.
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>>18541829
You have to be stern with them. Don't ask for their sympathy, but ask for their respect. You have your reasons, and you need to put more value on your own judgment. If you give any reason, and hold to it with firmness, they'll lay off. Don't be wishy-washy about it.

Should I'll feel good that I've hitted 28?

Sure, I'm a "non virgin" virgin loser (just had sex once with a hooker).

But I do think that if I start to hit the gym, start making money, start saving money and investing it.

It seems to me I can right now get to 35 as a diferent male.

I feel like shit whenever I read those bait threads about women being literal whores having dozens of orgies, meanwhile I'm a fucking loser and can't get a gf.

Is this normal?

But I do think I still have time, am I wrong?
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