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I got fired and arrested for making a parody clown meme. I need help 2017-07-30 08:34:28 Post No.18573295
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I got fired and arrested for making a parody clown meme. I need help
Pizza T
2017-07-30 08:34:28
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I got fired and arrested for making a clown meme to make fun of clown memes from NATOMAS Unified School district. The courts dropped the charges that School district demanded.
The school got shut down too for being so shitty. I got punched for quoting Martin Luther King and while the student assaulted me he was screaming YOU WHITE BITCH SUCK MY FUCKING DICK BITCH repeatedly.
What should I do. I never want to sub teach again but I don't think they should get away with trying to play GOD and try to have me put in jail for showing kids how easy and stupid clown memes are to make and distribute. I thought I was helping. The meme even said it was an Official message from Obama.
It looked so fucking fake that only a fucking clown could believe it was real.
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>>18573295
welcome to the system, where subtlety in human communication does not exist
acquire another job and never attempt a creative teaching style again
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>>18573295
Wtf is a clown meme? Post it
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>>18573295
You are a teacher with a possition of responsibility. And you know how tense the political situation is now with college campuses. So why would you dumbass post a stupid thing like a killer clown meme? If there's one thing I learned in life is that jobs are worth protecting and that means no stupidity my friend. Even if the reaction from the school was too much, know your place OP. This would be like the politician who takes photo with the corpse of a lion he hunted. That's just digging your own grave.
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My dog (9 y.o. beagle) began acting weird like 5 hours ago. It started with her puking which she does more often, so I didn't think anything of it, but she's puked 7 more times after this. She's also drooling a lot, and seems really tired. She spends most of her time sleeping, and occasionally comes out, only to walk around lethargically and go back to sleep soon after. She's refusing to eat too. She still drinks a generous amount of water though. Any advice would be greatly appreciated, I know jack shit about dog health.
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>>18573276
take her to a vet TOMORROW you dumb fuck
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>>18573278
This you fucking idiot. What are you even thinking? I mean I hope your doggo will be ok but jesus christ even the thought of you goong here before taking it to a vet is quiet outrageous.
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How do you increase your confidence?
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>>18573261
With good life choices that make you confident in your integrity and lots of booze
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>>18573261
Realize your reputation doesn't need so much protecting.
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Testosteron combined with high IQ. The world is yours.
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How do you cook a chicken?
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>>18573242
season, put in over.
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>>18573242
kill it, drain most of the blood through the neck, give it a quick boil in water or bleach water, rinse it, pluck the feathers, remove the organs.
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This sounds like a beginning of a joke.
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how to fix a hunchback?, im currently trying to improve my posture is that enough to get rid of it in time?
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>>18573241
Kyphosis can be reduced/eliminated by a proper sleep cycle, exercise, proper diet and nutrition, and mindful posture.
So basically don't be a slob, workout, don't eat junk food, and watch how you sit.
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I got rid of mine too. Short answer is yes.
You have to condition yourself to remind yourself to sit straight every 15min. At first it will be uncomfy but it gets better with time. Your full lung capacity gets unlocked when straight so you can easily tell when to reapply correction. NEVER sleep on your side. Always sleep on your back or belly.
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do these exercises twice a day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT_dFRnmdGs
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I am doing Youtube videos as a hobby to train my voice. I have a microphone, but the question now is where is a website that I can find free background music? I'm also only recording story reading videos, so is it necessary to use anything better than Windows Movie Maker, or is that simple enough?
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>>18573222
search for Royalty Free Music and look up the rules for using music in your videos
WMM is fine, but it's really ugly to look at if you do more than fade ins. I wouldnt be surprised if you got sick of using it after a while. You should consider at least torrenting a proper editing software until you can afford to pay for it or looking for freeware
If there is a community college near by, consider searching their drama classes and looking for voice acting/voice training
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>>18573230
Do you have a certain torrent you would recommend? I would even buy new software if necessary
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I want to do everything but I end up doing little while instead planning and waiting around
I want to learn to play piano and violin at the novice level, and I want to learn latin and russian as well as get an additional Bachelor's degrees in Mathematics and Physics, then a Master's in one of these (I currently only have a Bachelor's in Computer Science). But I'm working now so I can't do it the traditional way young people do (I'm still young)
I was a high achiever so to speak in high school and college but I've since started working full time and my time is now quite a bit more limited and I am tired after work. I make lots of money now but honestly it just sits in my bank and doesn't do anything interesting and I miss the satisfaction of studying for tests. I need the structure of school to force myself to do this though or else I get distracted
Has anyone successfully done anything like this while working full time? Do I just have to lower my horizons and accept that I am only human and will probably die having only done one or two of these things? Or should I quit my job and go get these degrees while living like a hobo on my savings for a few years?
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>>18573214
There is a time and place for all. Get a new structure and stick to it. Make the decision "I'll go to this class and I'll stick with it for at least 4 years without quitting one class." I did Martial arts while working full time, just three hours a week, plus 2 traveling. A bet you can squeeze 5 hours out of your full time job.
When a gf loses all the attraction towards you, kick your ass and say she doesn't like you anymore.
It's possible to have her again through a major self-improvement or it's impossible for a woman love again the same guy she now have disgust?
I'm not saying that is likely to happen, I know that isn't. But it's possible reconquer a truly seemed lost gf?
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nah
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>>18573198
Yes just beg her after a couple weeks. She is mad at you because she is jealous and wants you to chase her.
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I stuff myself with food and then i regret it because im a fat ass. How can i gain control over my food habits?
I often skip meals and then when i finally eat i eat too much instead.
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Don't skip meals unless you are truly not hungry. Even then, drink some tea and eat a piece of dry toast or something bland. Move whenever you can, try to walk more, this helps a lot with energy level. If you are craving something sweet, just eat fruit. Sometimes, its good to eat a large amount of food for a reason (doing physical work all day) but you have to vary it, you can't just eat a lot of food every day and not gain weight.
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>>18573172
if you want zero effort weight loss I recommend eating Soylent with 3-4 solid meals per week for food pleasure
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Instead of skipping a meal and then eating twice as much next time just eat some vegetables. Vegetables are low in calories and they are filling so you will eat less fattening food and be full and thus lose weight.
Just make half of everything you eat vegetables and 1/4 meat and 1/4 starch and you are guaranteed to start losing weight. Just don't smother your vegetables in cheese sauce or butter.
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Hi /adv/ I'd like to reverse the roles a bit for once, and give you some advice. Korean girlfriends, don't do it. It's a pain in the ass.
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>noun
>bad personal experience related to noun
>broad generalization
Just fuck off
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>>18573166
isn't this the summation of all advice?
"don't do what I did"
What makes you any better?
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>>18573171
No.
>Korean girlfriends, don't do it. It's a pain in the ass.
That's just a stupid generalization based on your personal experience which you haven't even elaborated on. It's not advice, it's a closed-minded opinion.
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So it's been a while since I've been out of the dating game, but yesterday I got a girl's number, and since then, we've been texting until last night, when she went to sleep. Would it be bad if I texted her first, to start a convo, or should I wait for her?
I only ask because I never had to deal with something like this with my ex, since we'd been together for 13 years, and had known each other for 21.
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Do you have any work related PSA that can be applied to home usage?
Like how a cleaner on a hotel does the beds super quickly for example.
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I feel like the worst person on earth
the fucking look she gave me when I told her it was over is haunting me, the heartbreaking eyes barely able to hold back tears
she just nodded in silence, and now I'm scared she's gonna hurt herself
it wasn't anyone's fault but I still feel guilty, how do I cope with this /adv/?
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Rejections sucks. Like really really sucks. We all just have to deal with it.
It's the truth.
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>>18573150
I know, I've been on the other end of it so I understood her so well
fuck it feels like shit to be the one hurting others, intentional or not
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When you feel like a bad person, just remember that most animals survive by eating each other alive, and that Lenin was responsible for the death of more than 20 million people. You caused a little heartbreak, but the motherfucker took 20 million sentient beings like me, you and your girlfriend out of existence.
Also note that your life will one day be over. In fact, you are past 20% of your lifespan already, and the clock is ticking. Once you are dead you won't exist anymore, so 1- none of this will ultimately matter and 2- you have to use your time as well as possible.
Also if you don't want to be with her the relationship will become worse and worse and she would be worse off with you than without you ultimately. What is right is for her to be with someone who actually feels attracted to her. If no one is, then her genes are likely worthless and she might as well not reproduce and generate other individuals of her kind.
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Hey /adv/ how do you stop yourself from overthinking/dwelling on things that don't matter anymore or are out of your control?
For example:
My cousin got mugged and beat to the point of being hospitalized two years ago and I obviously wasn't there but I think about the different ways in which he might have been attacked.
My girlfriend mentioned a guy manipulating her for sex a few months before we met. We've been dating almost a year now but I still sometimes think about how this guy might've fucked her.
I always thought of it just being overthinking but I think about these or other past troubles (whether they belong to me or someone close to me) whenever my mind wanders with it usually being the worst at night. What are some ways to get your mind off shit like this if anyone has similar experiences?
Thanks.
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>>18573129
With opiates and valium. If that fails, activities that reduce anxiety (exercise, hobbies, etc) If that fails, therapy and medication, If that fails with a stout rope, a noose and a chair.
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Same situation here, OP. Bumping for interest.
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Your brain is a word engine. Feed it with books. Build that concentration, increase self control
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>be me
>got /fit/
>have qt gf
>qt6.28 ex from before I got /fit/ sees me at a party
>snapchats me later saying I look fantastic
>we start talking more often
>very obviously wants to do stuff but both taken
>dont want to turn to degeneracy and cheat, but I wouldnt mind cucking the other guy because hes a huge tool
>but gf hasnt been really into having sex at all (maybe once a week if that)
>ex is a kinky monster
Ive been dating current gf for a year and a half, and shes super sweet and would be destroyed if I did anything or broke up with her. Plus besides the sex shes wife material.
Im also 20, so I know Im probably way too young to worry about this stuff. I could just end it and live while Im young.
What does /adv/ think about sending nudes while in a relationship? I mean its kinda like porn you just know them, and gf is good with me watching porn. Or am I trying to justify cheating
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Wow please don't have a girlfriend, you don't deserve one. Break up and you can slut it up all you want.
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You're trying to justify cheating.
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don't cheat you subhuman savage