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Where's a good site to find the new episode of Rick and Morty on tonight?? Been waiting forever, plus the gf is outta town and we wanna talk about it later tonight! Any suggestions??

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I currently live with my mom but I have a possible apartment opening up that my landlord and my mother want me to take.
I can take the apartment but I want to save more money so I can get an apartment I really want.

The apartment that is being offered is nice and is a good price but if I ccould save 675 a month instead of spending it id be able to get an apartment I really want in 6 months.

Another benefit of taking the apartment is I would have a good reference with my landlord for future apartments

I'm not really sure which decision to make. But I always find myself coming back to saving my money.

Wat do?

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Ok guys tomorrow I start going to college. This is the second time I start going since I dropped out the last time.

I'm having an anxiety attack here because of it, I'm nervous. I'm afraid I'll blow it again. I know the simple solution is "focus on study" but I can't stop thinking I'll fuck it up somehow.

What scares me the most is networking, something really important. I'm totally dumb at socializing, but I'm sick and tired of being a beta! I wanna improve myself.

Any advices to calm myself down?

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In the night from thursday to friday I apparently dislocated my fucking jaw.

I have massive pain when I try to open my mouth, can barely speak without pain and if I try to open my mouth further than the pain allows, I can feel the muscle and the jaw feeling fucking off.

When I apply pressure on the area, either with fingers or while wearing a headset, the pain relocates into my right inner ear for some reason.

Going to a doctor is not possible since I'm not insured at the moment and that is illegal over here. God bless socialism.

I want to fix this shit by myself. Anyone had similar things happen to them? Any ideas how to fix it?

I want to eat food again, I have been drinking soup for the entire fucking weekend.

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It's a family friend and they persuaded me to take a job I didn't want to take.

Now you could say "get over this". And I probably should. But it's like it KEEPS happening to me - there were a few decisions around college/university which I wanted to make a certain way, but my mum told me to make them another way.

I just got angry about it and shit, it's like they're constantly twisting my arm into doing the things THEY want me to do.

Should I just kill myself? Should I kill somebody else? Am I fucking crazy?

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Now that I'm out of high-school, how can I get a girlfriend if I don't have any friends?

I heard Wal-mart is good for that.

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>tfw /fit/ mods didn't like my feels threads

How does one "make the leap" into a social/sex life? Im not talking about attractiveness or social skills, I'm talking about overcoming this anxiety when put in a situation to make it. When around attractive women I get anxiety from the possibility of sexual tension. If I get approached by one my fight or flight response kicks in, sort of like when you almost got in a fight in school but pussied out. I think I'm extremely insecure and can't fathom the idea of opening up to somebody that isn't in my family or a close friend, especially if they're attractive and are in a position to judge me from there.

At times I feel like being single and alone is almost *better* because at least then I don't have to be under pressure constantly, and think about being under pressure when I'm not.

The one caveat is if I'm even a little bit drunk I don't care anymore and am up for anything. I almost made it a few times when out drinking but didnt out of coincidence (bros before hos situation). I wonder if I had made it while drunk would it have helped cured me of this autism while sober?

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Had my first tinder date last night and I think it went down pretty well we ended up making out with some of tit groping right before we went home. When should I message her again? And when should I plan to next date?

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I'm in my senior year of HS and I have to decide between an AP Langauge Arts or another AP Science. I already have 2 AP Sciences and this would be my 3rd. I plan to go to college under a science major and this has been the plan from freshman year. So is it better for me to have a more visible spike in the Sciences since colleges know that I will majoring in that area, or is it better to seem more balanced with the Language Arts course?

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so i live in an apartment complex downtown in a pretty major city. a couple of weeks ago these two gay guys moved in, and they're pissing me the fuck off. during the day they PROP THEIR FRONT DOOR OPEN for some fucking reason i can't understand and talk loudly and play music. there's an endless procession of loud, ugly, and or fat women with dull cow eyes rotating through the floor and i can hear it all from my living room. would i be out of line for asking them to not leave their fucking door open? who even does that? this is downtown, not your front porch out in idaho or where the fuck ever.

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University student in his early 20s reporting in.

I have never being extremely envious but this month has really been a struggle for me. I lurk and post in one of the discord (online chat) servers with around 15 people who post regularly. They (not "we" because I tremble every time I try to type something about anything in chat) often discuss things that happened with them IRL. Someone broke up with their fiance, someone has found a new job, moved somewhere or some event occurred in their lives.

My main concern is that this month, I've started getting more and more envious of absolutely every miniscule thing they tell about their real life. One guy told a story how he was hanging out with his friends and some moron stubbed him in a leg. AND YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT! I got jealous as hell. I haven't had a single friend and/or even an acquaintance from non-professional background for more than 5 years. I don't go out anywhere anytime because I'm scared of people shitless. And since he got stabbed, I got envious because something happened in his life... I'm being authentic...

And it gets even more ridiculous. Every single tiny detail they disclose gets me resentful and extremely sad because my life is almost completely empty. Most of the time I can't get the negative thoughts out of head for weeks because of this. The only things I do is attend classes, work a part-time job and sit at the computer 24/7.

I intend on changing my life completely this Fall semester - going to work on my social skills, get better at grooming/clothing, start lifting for self-confidence AND health (it might help to balance some chemicals in my brain, so they say), going to join all the possible clubs at my uni...

But other than that... I don't know what else to do... Yes, I might get a few hobbies like playing an instrument and doing other stuff; however, I don't believe I'll ever be happy even after doing so.

Not sure what advice I'm looking for but thank you regardless.

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Loneliness is killing me. I want to cry so bad right now.

How do I let it out?

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She's amazing most of the time but once or twice a week she just goes on a rant and cries to me how fat she is and how she wants to be pretty for hours on end. She'll say some pretty hurtful stuff and I feel like she wants to be thin more than she loves me sometimes.

Here's the problem: YES she's chubby but I don't care and I actually really like her body, those wide hips, her ass, her stomach. She's pretty high test. But I feel like she doesn't really care what I think and only wants to be thin for herself. This doesn't make much sense to me. I used to be insecure about my body, but she says she likes my body, so now I don't worry about it and am not insecure about it anymore. Why can't she be the same way? reeeee

I feel like there's nothing I can say to make her feel better. pls help

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So I'm almost old enough to move out and be independant, however my father's aging is taking a toll on him same goes for my mother, eventually they well require some asistance. As long as I pay part of the rent and stuff should I stay to aid my parents? Because as the eldest of 4 children I'm the only one who understands the situation. So advice would be appriciated.

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I have a friend which I don't want to see. I like spending time with him a lot and shit but I just can't bring myself to wanting to be around this friend.
I don't understand why this happens.
Has this shit happened to any of you anons here?