Archived threads in /adv/ - Advice - 774. page

>>18576175
u homo???

>>18576759
It's not my screenshot, just a random thing i had.

>>18576175
Write about them

>>18576165
I have a kind of similar thing

I seriously can't pee standing up, I have to sit down in a stall for there to happen something, even though I need to pee so bad it hurts. Don't know if it's psychological or physical, but it 's strange as fuck

Go to the doctor since it looks like you might have some obstruction

I can't pee in the urinal unless it covers the sides completly. I was bullied in kindergarten for dropping my pants and undies below my but a single time and I guess that made me self conscious forever. Nowadays I worry about someone seeing my dick, even though it's totally average.

If anyone has this problem, holding your breath for a few seconds helps your muscles relax from lack of O2 so it's easier to have it start flowing

>>18576412
Sitting helps me too I guess, I should probably just sit from now on, it's just really weird to me cause it never was something that bothered me but then one day my bladder refused to cooperate and since then it's been making me more and more anxious to just take a goddamn piss.

Like just now at work I went for a piss and the stalls were taken and I stood there for like 2 minutes at the urinal in dead silence and gave up. I'm trying to just brute force get over it but it just won't happen :(

The fact that you're 18 and you don't know how credit/debit card statements work is pretty disappointing. My advice to you is to just do it and find out for yourself.

>>18576148
no but she'll be able to which store charged the debit card so don't go somewhere like victorias secret.

Only the shop.
And she might want to see the clothes you spend so much money on, depending on her.

What do you need advice on?

>>18576124
What do I do

>>18576124
??

Fool, did you think sex and losing your virginity as some sort of miracle cure?

No, you get off for a few minutes and you're back to the Stark lonliness of reality

>>18576326
After I lost my virginity to an escort last month I've felt great. If anything, I want to get laid even more now. Also, women don't seem that scary or intimidating anymore. Sex can change a person but not always.

>>18576094
>former wizard
Nice try.

I can start

>kind of an antisocial loser, but generally good at standing up for myself and try to help people with that.
>also have insights on a lot of failed relationships. haha.

I'm in my 30s. I have lived through much of the shit that gets posted here daily. I think I can give pretty decent advice simply because I have experienced all the things that are new and unknown to the youngsters here.

>>18576071
Being human? You don't need qualifications to provide biased advice on an internet forum.

>>18576047

Just stop saying so

Why do you feel the need to praise her like that, especially when it makes her feel uncomfortable?

She is likely well aware that you think she's attractive.

Her reaction likely stems from extremely low self esteem / self disdain, meaning she is probably not going to be long-term material if you're a healthy and secure man.

My 2 cents: stop complimenting her verbally, be more physical in your appreciation, also keep an extra sensitive eye out for red flags.

>>18576047
Try a more indirect approach. Flowers are usually a good idea.

>>18576047

If you're constantly showering her with compliments then take a step back and show your affection through meaningful actions.
If you insist on being romantic buy her a small and interesting gift instead (definitely not flowers).

>>18576012
you might be better off at a technical college or vocational school. the upfront cost is a bit higher since you wont have your pell grant but depending on the school and area you'll go through an apprenticeship which will pretty much guarantee you a job once you're done.

>>18576012
You are...
>18
>Unemployed
>Might have worked a summer job
>White
>Male

You need to work a rough labor job so you can build a work ethic first. You won't get any decent salary until you have that anyway, and even if you luck out in some bullshit sales job, you'll spend your money like a fool.

Accounting is a safe bet. You can't quite be an idiot but if you can learn how to do things by the book you'll be fine.

Being sweet DNE being self deprecating ad nauseum and having the sense of humor of a 16 year old girl

>>18576000
>Is trying to woo a girl by being sweet antiquated?
no
>Is being a dick the only way to pull bitches?
yes
if it's bitches you want and get a quick fuck and move on, then being a dick is helpful, just don't overdo it, if you want a nice girlfriend that doesn't break up over the next chad that comes along, being nice works relatively well

What is often mistaken for "being a dick" is teasing, a form of flirting universally enjoyed by all people with a spine.

Saying sweet things is never unappreciated, but too much of it too early on can be overwhelming.

Also listen to
>>18576040
I can't imagine any one of my friends wanting to date that obnoxious dipshit, and the fact that he made one tweet about how moved he is by an attractive person smiling is the LAST reason why.

Teasing is an indicator of confidence, a sense of humor, and most importantly comfortableness with a potential partner, three qualities which both women and men appreciate in a person, and that "nice guys" tend to lack.

Anyway think of teasing a girl the same way you think of fucking with one of your male friends. It's just fun.

>>18575910
First step:Google it.
Second step:Choose.
Third step:Do.

>>18575910

Learn web development -> Work on internet

:D

know your worth. You're probably shitty but passable at SOMETHING.

Go on fiverr and do that. Make a little cash and get less horrific at it.

So fuck him with a strap on

Nah he doesn't want anything in his ass. I'm 99.99% sure he isn't gay or anything too.

It's the thought of woman using him for his sexual pleasure. When she wants him so much she'll tie him up and use him and get off without him even doing anything.
It's pretty hot if you ask me.

Little premise: if you're going to say to me "give them the dick", it's okay. But I'm a little scared and not an expert at all with escalating in this situations, I feel free to escalate in different situations. So if I must give them the dick while they are full reasoning hysteria, give me some hints. Thank you guys, put the ladder in the hole, and I'll climb it, I need you.

>>18575861

You know, it seems to me that there are parts of the world where this kind of shitty behaviour is part of the national culture.

In my experience, while there are girls b like this, i have also met wonderful, nice, good-hearted and intelligent women.
I live in New Zealand. I think it must be the same in Australia or the US - there is a variety of girls.

My advice OP, is perhaps do a little travelling. Save up a little money and go backpacking. Seem how people are like in different parts of the world and maybe find a place where people are friendly and look at moving there long term.


In relation to understanding girls, and also escalating sexually, I recommend checking out a video series called The Natural by RSD Max. Google it.

>>18576322

Thank you man, I find the videos really interesting, I'll stick on those.

And you are right about the shitty local behaviour. There are some places where being rude is a sort of "licence for adultivity". I'll try somewhere else.

What kind of company has sensitive information available on their website?

>>18575870

It's not supposed to be publicly available, but apparently if you know where to look you can find it without needing a login. He figured that part out, now he wants me to pull everything I can before they discover us. I've told him I'm not okay with doing it and his response was, "If you like your job you'll do it." I've been trying to find contact info for someone in the company that I can report the issue to, but their corporate numbers are hidden for some reason. Customer service is outsourced and had less information than I did.

Record him secretly threatening you with firing if you don't do illegal stuff.

Dudes are pretty glad to have tiddy to play with. As long as you let him go to town on them and suck 'em like they're hot, he'll be pretty pleased.

The 'breasts-are-super-important' is almost 100% a myth perpetuated by that super-douche echelon of guys-- even Chads like boobs of a wide variety. Most guys I've seen and heard criticizing boobs extensively were perpetually single with shit luck with women. Meanwhile, most people I know that enjoyed stable relationships or regular one-off fucks (or friends with benefits) had something good to say about all tits.

What size of bra are you? If you're not out of the D's, you have absolutely nothing to worry about. If you are out of the D's, you're probably still fine (and will more than likely be better off these days).

Have you ever seen breasts other than yours? They're going to sag unless they're small. Everyone knows this. Guys will be happy you're letting them interact with your breasts at all. They don't want perfection, but pleasure. You will be okay.

>>18575844

I meant to say, a myth perpetuated by perpetually single guys and women themselves as a means of putting down competition.

Meanwhile, guys are like "WOOOOO TITTIES!"

>>18575825
You need to kill this man when nobody is looking.
Trust me. It'll pay off in the long run.

>>18575825
Spent less time thinking about him and do what you want.

Block him on every fucking social media so you dont see it. Move on with your life and find new real gf from different source which isnt his friends circle.

>>18575825
You know you want to. He will be out of your way forever and you will absorb his success into yourself.
You know it will feel good on the inside to do it.