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I want to join the military for the sole purpose of enacting my hatred for islam and muslims.


Im physically fit, played hockey in University and have a degree in English and History. I know my degree probably wont be useful, but the point is that I graduated.
How do I make sure that I get to the point where I actually get to kill Muslims? What department should I apply for?

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>18
>Starting college in 9 days now
>Couldn't make any close friends in High School
>Spent the summer moving boxes in silence at my job and doing lots and lots of cardio to keep sane
>Haven't spoken at length to someone but my parents since graduating
>Badly want to be young and happy and make friends and go to parties
Help lads, i'm a bit nervous
Can I ask for some guidance

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A few years ago I had broken up with an ex who cheated on me. I got back at her by getting her fired from her job because I had caught wind that she was fucking her manager (I made a complaint to the regional headquarters) and my last ex who also cheated on me I ruined the chances of her starting a relationship with the same person by giving him very in-depth details about how I knew he was healing from a past relationship but that he should know about how she was calling me daddy the previous week as I was fucking her, solely to spite her and accomplish this. She then starts begging me to see screenshots of the texts and I refuse and she was desperate because he ghosted her.

So, without resulting to violence, share stories and give advice on how to get back at people.

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Getting a temporary boyfriend is hard when your 29. I just need him so I can move out, should I be straight out, but what if I like him later on.

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My middle aged divorced mom keeps sending me images of her all dressed up. I know she is fishing for compliments and I gave her those, but I'm getting tired of it. How do I get her to stop without hurting her feelings?

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How do I win this love triangle

So basically think of your average semi chubby 19 year old cuck, that has a witty attitude towards everything

Vs

New skinny outgoing coworker that goes to acting school and already has a girlfriend but seems interested in her, and vice-versa

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'sup /adv/,

So basically I've been talking to this girl for about a week and things are advancing pretty well. We'll have our first date in a couple of days.

Here's the thing though, I always answer a message as soon as I receive it (assuming I'm not busy with something else, which frankly doesn't happen often). Does that hurt my chances with that girl or is it just a stupid meme?

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How do I make friends and build a relationship with a girl?

I genuinely want to make friends with her and be close mentally firdt. Sex is not the goal, I just want to be deeply friends with her. If sex comes, then fine.

I don't even want a romantic relationship, I just want to be good friends with her.

How do I do this? We text and go out on the weekends. I'm getting to know her slowly, but I want to be truly carefree and just make her a close close friend. How?

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Hi, let me start off by saying I don't even know if this is the right board to come too but hopefully y'all can help me. Idk what the fuck happened to me at birth or in the womb but I was. Pen with a lot of problems(I'm not a retard though more psychological stuff) I have a extremely rare disorder called visual snow, i have tinnitus since a extremely young age and I have sociopathic tendices. So it wouldn't surprise me if I had some other in undiagnosed disorder. For the last couple years I've been starting to put my headphones on backwards because I thought they were broken, then when I got a new pair they appeared to be reversed as well so I figured it was something with computer. Having them on backwards did not bother me because I have a desk mic so whatever. But the other day I was hanging out with my friends and my brother and he was in the computer playing rust, he asked me to kill the guy outside his base so he slipped the headphones on me and the sound was clearly reversed the turret that makes a constant buzzing noise was clearly coming from a different direction. So I flipped the headphones everything sounded fine and I told him it was opposite and he called bullshit so everyone in the room tryed the headphones in and apparently I was wrong they were Fine How is this possible? Is my hearing only reversed in video games? Is that even a thing?

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Is there a good keylogger for android that works offline? Preferably one that does not require the device to be rooted. My reasons and morals are my own.

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never actually posted on this board before, but i've stumbled upon a problem and don't know where to ask: is it worth spending thousounds of euros to enroll in a university to study computer science if i don't have a lot of knowledge in this field already?
i only have a few months to make up my mind and this was kind of the only thing i was almost good at in high school, but now i'm starting to wonder if i really want commit to a top tier european uni (where i imagine everyone is a genius) and dropout in a few months because it's too hard or just take the easy road and go to a uni in my country (romania) where it is much cheaper, but of course not that great.
i guess, what i'm really is asking is whether students from top 100 universities are really that smart or am i just a pussy for not trying?
>inb4 if you're not good, you will not be accepted at that uni
it's actually pretty easy to enroll in good european universities
i know some c++, c#, js, but whatever

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I can't tell if this girl I work with wants to fuck or not.

>Super thicc lightskin girl starts talking to me at work.
>We both smoke so i invited her to smoke after we get off work that night
>She says yes but only if her friend can come
>idgaf
>I get off work around 9:30 at night and they dont get off til around 10:30 so i wait for them outside.
>Girl and her friend finally get off and go to their car.
>I walk over to their car and the girl im trying to talk to is changing clothes and she tells me to wait (i asked her to smoke before both of us had to work so i think she picked this outfit on purpose.)
>She finishes and walks around to the passenger side of the car, where i am, and shes wearing these super tight short short pajama things
>She looks at me, smiles, and says "this is all i had to wear"
>im almost hard now
>We get in the car and start smoking and talking
<Almost immediately she starts talking about the dudes at work she would fuck and how she doesnt save names in her phone and shit like that.
>Her personality was just garbage
>I start avoiding her at work
>She gets a friend of mine to ask me why i dont talk to her anymore

Does she want my d? Im terrible at reading people and if she does, i dont want to miss my opportunity.

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I have no close friends, no one I can trust, no one who loves me or anyone I can love, my educational life is going down the shitter and my personal life is barren and empty and for years I've felt hollow and like something is missing from my life.

I need help /adv/ I'm probably going to become a NEET soon and studying something that makes me unhappy. No one supports me or believes in me to pursue what makes me happy or to offer support or help with my future goals and desires. It's like I help people selflessly but when it comes to me and my problems nobody is there for me.

I'm almost at my wits' end and I don't know what to do anymore. If I fail my degree I'm gonna be a loser and I won't be able to make it in my dream field because honestly I can't do this alone nor do I have the resources and connections to make it into it. I try not to give up but it feels like the world is against me.

I've always done my best to make others happy and ensure others are great, but really it's me who's needed help all along and has been crumbling bit by bit each passing day. I really don't see a future ahead for me, nor anything positive.

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My cousin has been wondering if there is this dead body and he wants to have sex does he need to wear condom. Thanks, say the body is 7 -9 hours old

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Hey everybody, need some advice here. My girlfriend and I are moving the next state over for a job she found. I just finished my bachelor's in chemistry in June and will be looking for a job as well. The area is nice, but it's pretty expensive as well. We're looking at moving into an apartment community because it's the most affordable, but it's still like 1300 a month for a one bedroom. My biggest question is this: with her job starting August 28th, should we 'reserve' an apt for 1260/mo (no washer/dryer) and move in on Aug 22 or should we start paying for an apartment now and 'lock in' the price of 1236/mo (includes washer/dryer) and just move in when we're ready?

Sorry for the oddly specific question, I've just never done any of this before and I'm a little anxious about this next step in my life, especially since I haven't found a job there yet.