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hi, where can I talk to strangers in internet? I have to study english, so I want to talk to strangers (on omegle there are only bots, aren't they?)
I mean text, not cam chat
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Welcome to the greatest website for that kek
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>>18578536
i learned most of my grammar here.
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>>18578537
>>18578545
ok, which board is the best to read and write at? (I study for TOEFL and SAT)

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How to deal with a orbiter Chad?

This guy whore keeps trying to hit on my gf, one night he drunkenly spilled his love to her while at same time cheating on his current gf with some roastie.

How do you deal with these kind of guys? I'd like to avoid force because he does security so he's very likely far more experienced in close combat than I am. His only trick to get women is to take his shirt off, it's pretty basic shit.

I'm thinking roasting banter should do the trick if he starts o woe me bullshit again. He's a friend of a friend which my gf grew up with so avoiding him is not entirely possible.

My gf said on multiple occasions he needs to hit on someone within his pay grade but if the faggot keeps hitting on her with me around clearly there is a lack of respect going on so I'm thinking if he does this shit again, roast the shit out of him.

Thoughts?
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>>18578471
>orbiter
>Chad
worrying about it will only draw her more towards him.
laugh it off.
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>>18578487
Good advice. I was thinking that as well.
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>>18578487
Not OP but why is that the case? Got one of them myself. Not Chad by any means, but he is still pissing me off.

He sends texts like "i miss you" to my gf, and is inviting her to go on vacation with him for a few days. Told my gf i won't stand for this shit, and its making me uncomfortable and pissing me the fuck off.

He went as far as sending her a voice message saying "*My name*, you don't know what you have", which made me daydream about pulling his teeth out with a pair of pliers.

Not sure what is pissing me off more, him or the lack of reaction from my gf.

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My downstairs neighbors smoke weed every day, and I have no idea how to fix the problems it creates.

My cat wheezes when she chases her toys after inhaling this. That was my last straw. Also, less importantly, everything smells like a dead skunk 24/7. I moved out of my roachtrap ghetto apartment for a reason and am paying too much to put up with this shit.

What can I do? It's a five-person black family and I am pretty sure the dad could bench press three of me, so I don't know how to directly confront them. Their kids deserve better and shouldn't have to deal with moving, so complaining to management is also a little fucked.

Help.
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>>18578421
Call the cops.

t.pothead
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If it's illegal call the cops you twit. If it's not, then put in a complaint about public nuisance or something. Not sure what the violation is but it definitely is one.

If all else fails stick a hose through the floor where the smoke is coming from and pump gas through and run the fuck away, make sure everything is insure and your pets have been moved. This is not only a great way to solve the problem it can also make you a quick buck-a-roo.
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>illegal
911
>legal
discuss it with the landlord?

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>accidentally do research chem (DOB) a week ago
>had a bad trip
>still have insomnia

What the fuck. Did psychedelic permanently fuck up my brain? Im pic related right now.


How do I fix this shit
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I have low tolerance and I took a strong addie and now I haven't been able to sleep at the right time for three months.

Not OP but same topic, help us both out please.
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>>18578390
adderall???

wtf aderall by its very nature is weak compared to other amphetamines
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>>18578398
I just said I had low tolerance and took 160 mg cause I had a shitty test and took it for the first time

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okay so theres this person I used to know. i know what job they had and what school they went to and what they were majoring as well as first name and description, like height weight etc..

how do i find and reconnect with them. we were becoming close friends and I really want to meet up with him again.

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an additional similar question: i knew this chick in kindergarten, first name, year, school, etc. is it hopeless to regain this friend as well?
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Is this a joke? Fuck off creep. The relationship isn't going to be the way you fantasize. It's going to be weird and the people won't be the way you remember.

Kindergarten? This is way to obvious. Please kill yourself for failing something as simple as baiting.

sage
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>>18578391
maybe he has autism and lives at the public library?

leave him alone

>>18578311
kill yourself bitch
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wew ten ten. thanks for the tips. im not looking to hook up you dicks. is it actually that wrong to want to talk to friends of old? am i the only person who thinks its okay to talk to someone you used to know? im not trying to steal their panties im trying to fucking talk to them. how is it creepy to say to someone "oh i looked you up, howve you been?" like the only reason i havent contacted them is i forgot their last names.

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Been with a girl for 2 years. She used to be a volunteer where she got attached by a small child and all. I've encouraged her to kinda make her next step and try to form a mother-like bond with that kid. It made her really happy that i've encouraged her but soon problems arrived.
The kid got very attached of her and sees her as a mother but since there's no 18years difference he can't be adoped, only taken 3days a week. We take him home every week, even if we have to drive 400km just to sign a paper, but he used to be happier before we started taking him in our home. Now he's permanently sadl; his reason being that after those days he will have to get back there.Furthermore at a point he send her pictures with his hand cut to "convince her to take him back or he will do more harm to himself".
It feels like the more we try the worst it gets and i feel guilty for encouraging her to do more for that kid as the kid exhausts her mentally.
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>>18578265
Jesus Christ. Ya that definitely was a can of worms. Cut all ties and reevaluate fostering children.
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>>18578265
Why would you cuck yourself intentionally?

Never provide for someone else's spawn, ever.
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Ya honestly fuckd up OP. Wtf I never heard of a full blooded guy to actually be ok with such a thing. You're an idiot OP.

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My GF is basiacally my first fuck.

We are a couple months in, and I am already getting desensitized to sex and her naked body.

She's hot, but I don't feel horny or get hard as I should seeing a naked woman.

Wtf do I do?
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Eat her ass I suppose
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Talk to her. Spice it up a bit, idk.
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>>18578229
Welcome to what the rest of the relationship is going to be. You now understand that women's bodies aren't all they're cracked up to be especially when it's your girlfriend and you've fucked her a bunch of times. You now understand how dudes can not give two shits about their hot girlfriends. Welcome to being enlightened.

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I'm a good looking guy, but lately even the uglies have been outright rejecting me. Last time I had sex was 2015.
A girl I thought held me in high regard called me pathetic yesterday, out of the blue.
My confidence is really shot. How do I even approach women anymore?
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hopefully you wont and youll end your handsome muppet life soon
dog bless

>muh little ego

talk to women who doesnt know you yet manchild, fuck you
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>>18578224
The ugliest people don't know they are ugly, go to /soc/ and ask them how ugly you are on a scale of 1-10, they will be honest. If you don't put in work you are probably not ugly, if you are getting rejected by ugly women you are possibly ugly, though it might just be your personality.

How is your hygiene? Do you do your hair? Is your complexion okay (if not would you consider using bb cream?)? Do you use any scent? How often do you shower?
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>>18578234
boy cool it homo

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Dear /adv/

My girlfriend has been living with me for 3 years and has been paying me rent. Shes going on a one month trip to france soon. Should she pay me rent while she is on her trip?

Im ok with it either way. I had originally intended to charge her rent cause she is still living here and her stuff is here. To me, she pays rent because we are equals and that helps me pay for the house and the utilities and stuff.

She tells me normally when she was living with other people they wouldnt charge her when she wasnt there, which I understand.

What do you think /adv/?
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>>18578213
If you were renting from someone else, would you get to leave all your shit there and not pay rent for a month?
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>>18578213
Dump her. She's getting a baguette there anyways.
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>>18578213
she's your girlfriend, ideally she's not paying rent, she's supporting you (the plural you)
if you were married, you'd probably share your finances anyway, so it wouldn't matter too much.
in the end though, think about what makes sense to each of you.
do you need it? will she have enough in France if she pays you?

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The only sexual interest I have is an assortment of weird fetishes that have nothing to do with sex. I am actually actively turned off by the thought of sex and can't be turned on if someone is touching me.

How do I stop being like that and be able to do normal sex like normal people?
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Please?
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Stop watching porn.
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>>18578247
I have an imagination. I've fapped to this stuff before I understood what masturbation or sex even were.

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Do my friends really care about me? I've only got about two people that I would consider friends. Plenty of aquaintences, but only the two friends. We've been through a lot together, but I rarely talk to them. Both of them are now in relationships, and I've basically become chop liver. Them being more distant than usual has made me realize that I always have to be the one to initiate anything.
Unless I start a conversation, we barely ever talk. We never do anything together as well, unless I'm the one that makes the plans and invites them. Their lack of effort makes me worry that they don't really care. We use to interact at least twice a week. I haven't attempted to talk with them for the last few weeks, to see how long it takes until they check up on me, and so far, nothing. Do I continue with the silence? After how long is too long, and I just move on and accept their gone? Do I try to sit down and explain how I feel to them? I don't want to annoy them and push them away if they do care. I'm goimg through a depressive bought, and the loneliness is killing me.
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>>18578151
itll be ok scott
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I don't know the answer but I can totally 100% relate to you.
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>>18578151

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>be 27 man
>only one relationship, failed
>looking for experiences
>meet 35 year old woman
>cute and there's a connection
>fuck first date
>end up going to her house 5 times during the month
>she falls in love with me, I try to make it casual because 'experiences'
>we speak about where it's headed, decide to break up

>one week later
>can't stop thinking about her
>but still want to experience the world

This is kinda my second relationship, but now it's tearing me apart. I don't know what to do. Is this just oneitis? Is she not that special?

It's a fact that I have low self-esteem and am really lonely, so I have a lot of doubts about this. Please help, I need some perspective.
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Pls respond
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>>18578148
Describe your first romantic relationship

Describe your relationship with your mother/father
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It's a psychological thing where when you have something, you take it for granted and want to pursue something better (material objects, relationships, etc.), and when it goes away, you convince yourself that the feelings for those things were genuine.

You need to sell your soul and emotions and realize that no matter what you do, everything ends, but at the same time, the space between the beginning and the end is infinite, so whether you choose to get her back or move on will always effect reality, so do whatever you want because the choice you make out of an infinite amount of choices will have an equal amount of negative and positive consequences relative to the status of your happiness and those around you.

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I carry a knife with me every day for menial tasks, cutting strings off clothes, opening packaging, etc. Yesterday I pulled it out to open a box with two friends I've known for ~4 months and they went absolutely ballistic. They yelled at me, called me dangerous and unstable, and stormed out of my house. I'm deeply hurt and confused by this, especially considering we live in Texas and tons of people carry knives? How do I recover from this?

Knife in question was pic related with a green handle. Blade is barely over 3 inches, not a scary knife by any stretch of the imagination.
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>>18578143
How old are you and your friends? I carry pic related every day.
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>>18578143
fuck em
I carry a bigger knife around all the time and it's not at all normal around here, but it was useful a few times already and generally makes me feel safer (even though I'd probably just get into more trouble if I ever got attacked and tried using it)
I mean, you can just try explaining it, but they sound like there won't be much discussion there
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>>18578150
I'm 20, they were 22 and 24

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Mom found out today that dad was cheating on her. Dad called me to call her, whatever. He is regretful, she is mad as hell.
Dad has always been a family guy, all he did was always for the family, he was honestly the best dad I could ask for and for that, I can't judge him too harshly. Mom is mad at him and for good reason.

How do I keep this shit together? I'm at work right now and can't go home to talk with them even though I could probably make some order.

If anything, how do I ask myself to go home from work? Or how can I help in this situation as much as possible?
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Bump
I literally do not need this shit in my life right now. How do I stop these two old fucks from divorcing? No, fuck that, I don't even want to think about that as I don't know what ever is going to happen if that happens.

Holy fuck man I'm stressed as shit but I need to keep a front. How do I ask myself from work in this situation?
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>>18578101
Nigga, this situation, just don't get in the middle. They're gonna have to work this shit out themselves. If you go around trying to "fix" things you may just make things worse. You'll just have to deal with the fall out.

On the other hand don't tolerate shit like them trying to take sides or some shit. You call them out on that bullshit if it ever happens.
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>>18578122
>How do I stop these two old fucks from divorcing?
Why SHOULD they stay together?

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Is it worth doing what you love or should I just focus on money for a job

Ive been taking Art seriously since 16 and had multiple job offers but at 19 ive come to an existential crisis as to whether I should pursue it as a career
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Get money squared off. THEN pursue passions. Most people who make money off passions started out with work before that, unrelated to passions.

IIRC Bob Ross served in the military, didn't he? Maybe I'm on crack.
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>>18578106
I mean I could do it professionally I just dont know if its worth it
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Get a separate job and keep your art for yourself. Sell it on the side if you want but don't make it your main job. That is how you kill your passion.

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