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Close the door/window, leave the room for 10-15 minutes, then come back to the room. The way how it smells the moment you enter the room is how other people feel who are not used to the smells.

>>18582503
Have you tried leaving and re-entering?

>>18582510
>>18582511
Even after being at work all day, I smell nothing. My room mate says it smells like barbaque sauce and when I sprayed some febreze I suddenly noticed a body odor smell that went away really fast

no one wants that kind of job forever... try for that one year, if both ok - stay together...
but you should think things through agains, she is still here but you already suspect her cheating... you have trust issues or shi might be slutty
tell us more

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Read the reddit post about working on a cruise ship. Apparently, it is all just drinking and fucking for the crew

>>18582494
It's strange these kinds of jobs are with such long shifts. What the heck, 6 months away at once? Is that a military expedition or something?

another eastern european here
i suggest you stay with parents, try learning language harder, try finding friends at least online
going to other country is fucking hard and if you go alone its even harder, since its EU after 3 months you will need to register where you live to get proof that you are sefl sufficient, health insurance and stuff (depends on country), if you go to your home country- dont need this, but you will have to go and have papers done to get enrolled in education or for job finding anyway...

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Eastern euro too, was 8 months at college in Aalborg, Denmark.

I actually like it here better than in Denmark, solely because I felt isolated and homesick a lot and missed being able to speak in my native language. I don't know why, I am not particularly nationalist or anything, I acknowledge that eastern europe is a really fucked-up part of the world in some ways, but it certainly is better than Russia.

If I was you though, I'd have put more effort into intergrating and actually trying to make it in Denmark. Difference between you and me is that I was there alone, but you have your life now in new country, with the family and all, so it was easy for me to come back.

Do you have a field you are passionate about or good at that you perhaps studied more closely at school?

>>18582475
Try getting B2 certificate in english and study in an english program at uni.

>>18582384
Problem is not you as a human being, problem is your approach. When people talk about Mass Effect, don't be like:

>Them: "...so I hooked up with Liara on the third blah blah"
>You: "Mass Effect, huh? I like Mass Effect too. Second was the best. What do you guys think about ME:A, huh?"

It comes off as annoying and obnoxious. Be more nuanced, like
>Them: "...so I hooked up with Liara on the third blah blah"
>You: "[insert random trivia fact about Liara here]"

>>18582413
So more specific? I suppose I can try to be more aware of that but I hope another opportunity doesn't take too long.

>>18582457
You got it, be more specific. Opportunities will always be there.

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>pic related

>>18582355
Not gonna lie, it's a pretty damn funny situation. Sounds like a script for latin-american soap opera or some shit.

>>18582355
moar!
also, you're not done with crayzee until crayzee is done with you.

MBA if top 20 and network as hard as you can.

i don't even know what the fuck the other thing is, sounds like a meme basket weaving degree.

good luck anon.

>>18582224
There are two concentrations at my local state college (near Bay Area): MBA in Finance, or MBA in Entrepreneurship and Global Business.

I have a percolating job opportunity with a cryptocurrency as a sort of Communications Chief, developing trusted relationship with the founder. If I can nuture that, then this degree would compliment that. But I primarily the degree should lead to as many options as possible. I'm leaning toward Finance as it can be applied to any business. It teaches more of the technical aspects of investing, real estate finance, securities, etc.

Thanks anon.

>>18582223
the fuck is mba in finance?

an mba is what you get after you already have a degree that is industry related. some faggot with only an mba is 100% useless

you sound like a business degree autist

Nevermind.

I'll repeat the most famous phase ever spoken:

Don't stick your dick in crazy

>>18582395
True enough.

I was young. I had never been wanted before. I had never been accepted before. I just wanted to know what that was like. Even my own mother spoke shit about me behind my back.

It's not like I went into knowing it'd end up like this. She seemed nice. Always, "trying". Even now.

look good and have a lot of money to spend on her bullshit. godspeed, anon.

>>18582167
Be a chad

There is no mathematical formula that will make women like you

>should I better go try dating apps
depends what you're looking for. want to get dicked and never taken seriously? go for the apps. doesn't hurt to add someone on facebook and try to start getting to know them. if he doesn't respond well, you've lost nothing.

Try getting in touch with him. From a male perspective, there's nothing wrong at all with a woman who has a healthy figure. His job might keep him away for a while, but if that's something you think you can live with, you only stand to gain from trying.

>>18582138
Just go for it. Just say that you met his dad and he said you were cool.

Be friendly and cordial about it.

Just ball hard.

Couldn't hurt to at least ask. If that's what he's into, try indulging him and see where it goes.

>>18582029
Sounds like the kind of thing that gets real old real fast. Enjoy your fling.

>>18582037
It would feel unsexy to just ask him that but maybe I'll just do it

>>18582044
Lmao... why are you so mad?

Resistance is suffering.
Acceptance is peace.

Do not resist what you cannot change, but learn to accept that it is. Separate the subconscious from the conscious.

>>18582026
Fuck man I'm pretty sure it's a medical thing not a mental one
I just want to know whether my heart is gonna fail or not while I'm trying to sleep

>>18582033
If you think it's physical, then you're an idiot for not going to the nearest hospital.

There really aren't any. Not long-tern anyway, long as you're smart about it. There's no concrete evidence of weed frying brain cells, or damaging your health in any way. Granted, people who smoke every hour of every day might have one hell of a cough, but I doubt it'll kill them. Honestly, weed is so benign, it's barely considered a drug anymore.

>>18582049
There's too many sources that say otherwise for me to be 100% comfortable smoking

>>18582056
Sources are usually biased depending on who's providing them. And even government-led studies report incomplete or inaccurate results based on who they get their funding from. The US has tried to demonize drug use since the 1980s, using whatever propaganda and BS test results they can to scare the public onto the "straight and narrow".

I'll be blunt (no pun intended). I don't smoke or anything else, so I can't speak from experience. But I have friends, people I've know my whole life and who have smoked for most of their lives who are just as smart and healthy now as they were when we were younger. So ask yourself: has smoking weed hurt you at all? Has it made you any less than what you were before you started smoking? If not, then roll up those studies trying to convince you you're poisoning yourself, and light 'em up man.

It's not insecure. It's called having standards. You like girls with a low body count, I like short girls. Everybody has a preference man. It doesn't make you insecure, or any less of a decent person.

>>18581946

>people who prefer their partners to have a low body count are just insecure

Sounds like an insecure slut projecting. You're perfectly within reason to prefer someone who doesn't have a slutty personality.

>>18581946
I'm a girl with a low body count and I want guys with a low body count. Would even take a virgin. At least it shows that they don't treat women like just pussies for them to get off in. And I suppose my low count shows some self-control.

>>18581922
you don't date an escort

>>18581923
Not even to see what it might be like? I mean it's not like she's hiding it from me. We met at her work and there's no awkward phase getting naked in front of each other or anything.

>>18581922
You're being played. Escorts don't love.

>>18581908
Compensate. Get ripped, get a good job, drive a nice car, get a hot gf, etc.

>>18581913
Not this. Don't get ripped, it's ridiculous. People will think you're trying to compensate. Your advantage as a short individual is that you don't need as much mass to accomplish the same amount of work as a taller individual. Your strength is in your increased agility, decreased weight, and increased power to mass ratio.

I'm about 6', and honestly, I wouldn't want to be any taller. Being tall is seen as being masculine and powerful, but it can also be a pain in the ass. My head already touches the room in most sedans, and it's more difficult to properly fit a bike... which is kind of weird, considering. 6' isn't exceptionally tall.

You've just got to own it, dude. You are who you make yourself.

You stop giving a fuck, no one cares. Acquire currency and fuck bitches.