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You're feeling bad because you're making bad choices for yourself. It's fine to be gay, but it's not good for anyone to be a whore. You deserve better and you can do better, anon.

>>18582936
No OP but people like you are worthy in this world, thankyou.

>>18582936
When I masturbate I get curious and find it interesting, but then after I cum I'm glad I don't go through with it cause I don't want to do it

Find a therapist

>>18582853
find someone you like/love/respect. keep living because if you off yourself, you're not getting rid of the pain. it'll just go to those people. killing yourself is selfish and so damn ignorant of anyone else. so seriously, make someone else your reason to live and stop focusing on yourself.

>>18582898
My grandfather, the man I respected the most in life died 3 years ago. This put me into my downward spiral.
I've tried finding love, but nothing has worked out so far.

I know I need to put my life together, but nothing really good has happened in the past few years. Not sure what to do

>>18582847

Please explain why you want to join literally the worst religion on earth.

There are plenty of decent ones all over the place - modern christianity, bhuddism, falun gong, whatever.

What is it about islam?

>>18582863
Don't be racist

>>18582879
Not even that guy, but racism =/= criticizing a religion. Explain why you want to join Islam, dipshit

>>18582773
It sounds like you're putting pussy on a pedestal and should focus on more important goals.

>>18582773
>Should I do this?
You fucking tell me, it sounds like you want to.
>Is it worth it?
Given how you sound losing your virginity to a one night stand sounds like a great way to teach you to take pussy of a pedestal
>Will I regret losing it this way?
Only if you're a beta bitch, some people are proud that they pay for sex to lose their virginity. Your situation sounds way less lame.
>Will she know I'm a virgin without even me saying it?
She probably already knows. Just play the shy virgin ploy (tell her you think she's cute and that you want to go on a date/hookup). Don't bother trying to act like hot shit, it's gonna come off as pathetic, especially if your only goal is to get laid.

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>>18582773

>Should I do this?
Yes

>Is it worth it?
Yes

>Will I regret losing it this way?
Put it this way: I regret *not* going for it in this manner when i was in your situation.

I was hung up on 'losing it to someone special' and turned down a few girls. Now I'm 25 and still a virgin. In the meantime, I've developed a skin condition that's going to take a lot of time to deal with before i can get back in the game. Already by now people are very experienced; while i haven't even fucked once.

I'm not debilitated or depressed by the situation like some people are - it's just annoying. Feel like being stuck in a school grade.


Basically it's not a huge deal but i think if you go for it it will really be beneficial for your self confidence and wider social development

My 2c

>also
Can i drive a mid-sized sedan from chicago to san francisco in the winter time on highway 80? Theres a fuckton of snow apparently but ive never lived through that

Just take your car, man. It's better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it. I imagine Chicago is cold as shit in the winter and so I wouldn't want to walk or use public transportation then.

Leave a day or two before the 1st so you won't be rushed.

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>>18582771
imagine choosing to go to chicago for college instead of somewhere in california.

>>18582767
>She lit a fucking candle, man

People from the US are weird...

>Should I continue to be cucked and be her best gay friend, or should I burn my relationship with my douchebag roommate to the fucking ground and steal his girlfriend?

Ask yourself this: Is she worth it? Is a girl that's willing to cheat with her bf's roommate a good catch? Is losing your current living situation for her worth it? Are you 100% that she is down to fuck?

If you decide that nothing above or your own moral compass is enough to stop this, then go ahead. Just don't get mad when things go to shit (because even is she is into you things will go to shit with your roommate and your place)

Don't be a scumbag. Your friend for some odd reason trusts you and her enough to not be bothered by all this. Why would you even want someone who is going to cheat like that? How do you know you won't be next? Also if she explicitly makes a move on you, you need to tell your friend that she's a hoebag. Fucking grow some moral balls. Is that the guy you want to be? The guy that throws away a friendship and fucks someone else's girl?

>>18582797
Also she probably is just trying to perform a power play to see if she can get you to make the move so she can look innocent later. Don't let her influence you like that. She won't respect you afterwards. This whole situation is such a risky loss for such a small gain.

Sounds like a good idea depending on how good his coke is. It will definitely help you with all that.

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>>18582716
> And, if I could manage it, and only bump on occassion

Yeah, good luck with that.

congrats OP dumbest thread of the day

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>>18582690
but it's not a priority, it's just a brief moment of pleasure. I'm looking for something more.

please help

this is a really ambiguously worded question.

i would say therapy. we can't offer you psychoanalysis without knowing who you are and how you act.

but from your description, you sound pretty depressed. most young people are able to be motivated one way or another.

make passive agressive jokes about them

Tell your boss or just suck it up really. Sorry dude.

Keep doing stupid little things that piss them off on purpose

>>18582655
>I don't like most of the people around me/at college

Work on that. Make better friends. You don't need a dick to stop feeling lonely. You need people in your life, real people that you like.

Hey baby, can we take it steady? I'll go to church with you, remain faithful, and steer clear away from degeneracy. All I want is someone like you.

>>18582655
God helps those who help themselves. You have to try if you want good things to happen in your life. Same thing as going to school you want a good job so you work hard in collage, you didn't just expect god to line up your dream job without you having to do anything. You will have to put yourself out there a little if you want to meet someone. Try church groups or dating online but a site that's set up for people with conservative vies. I'm like you, I got lucky and meet my husband through friends but I know how hard it can be waiting to find the right one. You want to start your life so badly but not having the right person to do it with is hard to deal with. The waiting can feel crushing

>>18582620

What's gonna happen is gonna happen. Don't sweat it too much and don't rile yourself up after one make out session.

But as far as advice about sex goes, I have two:
1) Don't jump into it. Kiss her, fondle her, undress her. Give yourself time for foreplay.

2) It's lower than you think it is. The opening in the vagina I mean. It's slightly downwards. Good luck tiger!

>>18582645
>2) It's lower than you think it is. The opening in the vagina I mean. It's slightly downwards. Good luck tiger!
W-what?

>>18582645

I'm not really riled up yet, it wasn't really a makeout, just a kiss and she kissed me back a few times. I'm just happy that she likes me and it went well, after a string of bad dates recently.

But thanks. We're going to watch a movie or something next time. I'm just gonna put my arm around her, massage her a little bit while we're just chilling, and just take it slow and see what happens.

does your wife knows that you know about her emailing that dude??
ask her straight wtf is going on, dont play detective
do you have kids?
is she just emailing or maybe cheating like fucking that dude?

She knows that I know that she is communicating with someone. We are now going through some tuff times because I know about it. We are now doing a 30 day test to see if things can get better. I am trying to better myself in the way I give her attention cause she says that's one of our major problems. The thing is I work 60 to 70 hours a week and it's for me give the level of attention she needs but like I said I am working on that. She has informed the guy that we are doing this 30 test as well but he is still emailing her. This is why I need to get more info on him cause if the shit does hit the fan I will be reaching out to his wife to inform her of what's be going on.

I would dump a girl on sight when I saw Kik on her phone you did not even need to open the app to know shes a scumbag.. sounds like your wife is shady and there is always 2 sides to the story so who knows what your up to but desu m8 if shes on kik then you cant trust her and that a large foundation to a successful relationship hopefully something happens in the next 30 days to turn her shady ass around a re dedicate herself to you I wouldn't worry about the guy hes prob 1 of many

>>18582565
These "how do I say X" threads are always so dumb. You've already said it:
>I love babies and having our kids but this last pregnancy has been really hard on me physically. I don't think I could handle another one right away but you're already talking about another and trying for a boy. I'm not sure how to even talk with you about it, I feel like I'm letting you down.
He'll understand, and if he doesn't, it means he doesn't actually give a shit about you except as a baby factory. You're not even telling him you won't have another kid, just that you want to wait. How is that even difficult? Or is the problem that you don't want more kids at all but you're not saying that even here?

Just fucking tell him.

Pregnancy is a serious strain on your body. Your health should come first.

If you can't communicate with him then your relationship is going to die

>>18582597
>>18582599
We have always agreed to have as many kids as we are blessed with. Me going on bc after this pregnancy would go against our beliefs and I know it would upset him. It would be like I lied to him about my beliefs or lack conviction in them. The plan was always just to have relations regularly as a married couple then have a child any time those relations resulted in a pregnancy. We talked about having like 6+ kids and this is only my 3rd and I feel like I'm dying. Im in bed rest and I just feel awful all the time. Maybe I'll feel differently after the baby is here and I'm not so big and uncomfortable anymore.

>>18582554
Who gives a shit? Find a cute girl that you get along well with. Avoid jailbait for legal reasons, but other than that, why does being the exact same age matter?

>>18582563

Well not exact same age as me. But within like 2-3 years my age so like a range of 22-28 or so.

I am fearful of dating women in their 30s because they might be baby crazy or some garbage. And dating women aged 18-21 makes me uncomfortable because they might still be in hyper partier phase.

>>18582566
It sounds like you're looking for excuses. Set up a dating site profile, there you can see a girl's age.

>>18582523
Constipation

>>18582523
My 8yo loves these, she got up really early in the morning a few weeks ago and ate like 6 of them for breakfast before any one else was up. She then could not go poop for 4 days and I wound up having to have her drink fiber mix drink stuff.

They are pretty calorie dense, so you'll gain fat if you end up at a caloric surplus at the end of the day.