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What the fuck, I've always dreamed of that happening to me. Like just working and then get hit on randomly (used to work at a grocery store).

It's obvious to me you don't get much attention from the ladies? All you had to do was look at her, make sure she wasn't a hambeast and ask for her number. Opportunity ruined my man.

>>18717290
Same bro, you know at groceries though you get to chat up the old ladies all day. But damn

>>18717262
Why do people continue to lie about their age? You clearly aren't 18+ get the fuck out.

>>18717262
anon Just next time ask her if she wants a massage start massaging her shoulders and then her waste and move towards her boobs or vagina she'll stop you. But you iwll know anon if shes says yes to the massage and if she wants it now she prolly wanted it for a while and will be breathing heavying and off beat you'll feel it.

Maybe u could say like while shes in bed hey u seem pretty tense today want a massage?

Sure. Worst case scenario she will say no and you can move on.

>>18717123
Shit bro, i just overthink stuff

>>18717111>>18717269
Since she said maybe thats actually a pretty good sign I would say evne though yeah she did reject you. Maybe next time say a date and try to entice her since the maybe shows shes on the border. Say like " i promise it'll be tons of fun," and try to really have a good time with her. Idk thats the best u can do. But I like to ask more than once.

In the same boat for the very first time and it's very scary. Love you, OP.

>>18717108
>>18717604
I don't know if this is the right answer. Obviously humans are social beings, so you should try to find people you can connect with. But more importantly you have to love yourself this is very important. Always live your life in a way that makes you happy. I think to myself all the time if i had nothing, just a hut in the woods would I still be happy? The answer is absolutely yes. you have to find something in your life that makes you happy, that's all there is to it.

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>>18717604
>>18717613
>>18717108
>wahh i know the feeling of friendship and love but now that i'm not being lavished with attention i want to kill myself wahhhh

fucking women are lightweights, I swear.

Just upload a picture of some random fuckboi you see on the internet

>>18717018
how many followers should I have before I start following the girls I want to follow

what are the best ways to get followers? like which profiles should I start off following which will most likely lead to a follow bacm

also what's a good profile bio slogan

Not autistic, just stupid. I'm all for keeping the electric bill low, but light bulbs don't use very much energy. Likewise those "energy saving bulbs" are a scam.

>>18716913
>Is he autistic
or a controlling ass

>>18716883
>How do I do better at socializing
Practice it. Keep doing what you just did with the janitors, but with other people also. Don't over worry about how you come off, but don't stay awkwardly long.
You'll get better.

just do what you think is nice and right and dont give a shit what other people might think of you. if someone thinks your a faggot on first impression and wont go further, theyre not worth it anyway.

>>18716847
>Can this work out?
Absolutely, all college age people can date.
Will it work out?
Probably not. Most college romances don't, but you'll have a good time and learn something about yourself.

>>18716847
Just build relationships with people you really like and have a genuine connection with. if your relationships are based on external factors (money, attraction, distance, age), it probably wasnt very strong to begin with.

>>18716847
I'm a 22 year old male dating a 26 year old female.

Age is just a number friendo, especially as you get a little older.

>>18716843
Its the same for me sometimes,but I think it only happens on phones

>>18716848
Happening for me on my laptop.

>>18716843
This shit is making the site unusable for me. Definitely not gonna renew my 4chan pass if this doesn't get fixed.

Why did you guys start smoking?

>>18716842
Cigarettes are legal in the states, so it's pretty easy to get the cowboy jew than the herbal devil.
>>18716957
I wanted to know how being high felt and now I'm gay.

self destruction, because their friends are doing it and they wanna be included (smoke breaks, cigarette sharing, etc). Can smoke in public (during lunch breaks), without getting in trouble. Do it while drunk and enjoy it. get addicted through poppers (tobacco+weed). Easier to get.

I kiss her, play with her and go down on her, and wait for the refractionary period to end, which is about 5-10 minutes for me. Then I go again for a longer lasting round 2.

I have never really understood why some men teat blowing the load as the finish line for sex, like that's it, no possible way to continue the sexual interaction, you have no tongue, no mouth, no fingers, no hands and no sextoys to keep on going in other ways. Christ tell her to instruct you where to go with what to get her to orgasm. A lot of women want to tell you what you are doing wrong, or what you could be doing better, but simply don't dare to for the same autistic reasons you don't dare to ask a girl out. Telling her to guide you enables her to do exactly that.

Just for the love of God don't get awkward about it, don't spill your spaghetti straight after spilling your sauce, take it in your stride.

>>18716841
Yeah dude I finish prematurely in bed basically every night.

Can't honestly remember the last time I got a full 8 hours of sleep. Always wake up and can't get back to sleep after like 5.

>>18716840
Sometimes you just have to deal with it in the moment. Other times, it's possible to have a plan of escape, but that should be used sparingly, as it can end up looking pathetic.

Like, if you ask a girl out, you're going to look really stupid if, after she rejects you, you say "I just wanted to be friends." Uncertainty comes with the package, and as a fellow autist, I can empathize, but it's just something we have to push through.

from my experience, never say shit unless you are almost certain. Let them say that shit first.

>>18716806
Hypnosis is like a placebo drug
It has measurable effects and can help some but the results are inconsistent and largely depend on your state of mind
You probably would gain nothing from it

>>18716806
>Is hypnosis worth paying for?
Hell no! Hypnosis can be useful but it rarely ever is. If you want to use it for real therapy you're out of your mind and so is the quack you went to see. There's a reason they don't allow hypnosis to be used in court.

>>18716806
it is legit but doesnt last long, ive used hypnosis on my self a couple of times, for example saying this a couple of times will help you relax: my brain can control my anxiety, anxiety does not have power over me (something like that)

>>18716754

I think he's trying to say this time he means a date...

>>18716796
OwOOhshit. Thank You

>>18716748
she playin, get outta there

>>18716751
op here
nah i doubt it, she's not that kind of person, we've known eachother for a while. the reason i put that stuff in parentheses was that the other possibility was that she used to like me and said yes out of a semi pity sort of thing

She could be testing you. Wanting you to delve deeper into her "issue" and showing her that it can be easycome may get you two together. Just probe.