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>>18588311
use lube and get her off before you fuck her

>>18588311
Finger her like a mad man for 15 mins before you put it in if she's THAT tight. Finger her and eat her out at the same time or suck on her breast. Buy lube. Use it.

>>18588314
Would the silicone type be best for this?

>>18588255
May I ask, what is your motivation for meeting new people? Also if you don't mind to ask, what are your interests and what's your job?

Asking because I could give better advice, knowing the above.

>>18588268
I want someone to talk to and spend time with outside of my co workers.

I kinda do whatever. I'm happy to spend time outdoors hiking and shit but I also don't mind staying in. I'm also military so I'm somewhat restricted to weekends.

>bars

I've never understood this. All the bars I go to have groups all siloed off doing their own thing. It would seem bars would be the last place to go to meet new people.

smoke weed
suck dick
I'm a girl
I love dick

LMAO! Yeah I new I was asking for to much.

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>>18588181
Well this is advice forum not request

If that's your biggest complaint, then maybe life is good

>>18588155
I'm almost 28 years old and I've never even seen pussy lips irl so if it helps, you're ahead of me

>>18588155

I know there is a thread for this but I'll just vent here. This shit really belongs on >>>/b/ or >>>/r9k/. Some people here have some really fucked up problems. I'm not one of them, but it's still annoying to see these stupid threads on nothing. Get used to it or leave her, what else do you want to here? Her pussy isn't changing

>>18588144
what is apprenticeship, something similar to internship or what?

>>18588157
Not really. An apprenticeship is something you take to learn a trade, and it's typically not connected to a degree program.

>>18588194
I think you should mention college to them, since you have to split time between apprenticeship and college, but you have to come to some kind of flexible arrangement here.

>>18588133
what?

Try not typing like your hands are full of cock, you polesmoking fuckfence.

>>18588133
I'ev found a plastic bag over my head does wonders desu senpai

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You don't need a job. I recommend taking all of your savings, uni fund, whatever, buying some decent gear, and spending the rest of your days in the outback. That way, at least if you return to society, you can return enlightened.

And work at McDonald's for seven years.

So just fucking kill yourself, is what I'm saying.

>>18588045
Have you actually tried getting a job?
If you legitimately can't get one you should qualify for autism bux.

>>18588059
Yeah redid my resume several times, don't even get denial emails or make it to the interview phase. I'm tested for 120 IQ so I don't know what's going on here.

Go to your GP and talk to them about it. Decide with them if you want to go on medication or go through therapy, your best chance at improving your quality of life is a combination thereof so that's what I recommend. That means a psychologist and psychiatrist working in tandem.

These websites might be helpful for you supplementally. https://app.stopbreathethink.org/
http://www.getselfhelp.co.uk/index.html

>>18588035
Thanks! I'll take a look at the websites.

Have you ever gone through this? I'm feeling a bit in despair and confused here and want to know a bit more... I've never felt like this before...

>>18588102

dont undersell "eat well."

sometimes diet has a profound effect.

drink more water, less caffeine for a bit.

>>18588002
you enjoyed it in the moment because it brought pleasure to her
you feel disgusting because it's unnatural
repent

>>18588002
It's because you're gay

>>18588002
This is normal, vaginas are gross as fuck. Just keep doing it.

>>18587994
You could always ask.
At the end of the day its going to require a bit of faith.
If someone wants to lie and take advantage, (and isnt retarded) there is no way you could ever find out, unless you want to look completely insecure, paranoid, and jealous.

>>18588028

It's a bit too early to ask if she wants a relationship, we've had 1 date so far. But i think she likes me beyond a hookup. She's been giving off a sweetheart who's also kinky kind of vibe. She also gets nervous around me, her hands were shaking we first sat down and had lunch together.

>>18588036

I'm pretty excited though. I've dated so many girls who were just cynical and bitchy, and just didn't appreciate me at all, but this one gets all cute and nervous in my presence, and already seems supportive in me and what i do.

Trim, shave with the grain and then against it for what's left. Use lots of shaving cream and then lotion afterwards. And still using such a shit razor. By a Gillette fusion pro glide with multiple razors. Works wonders for me man

>>18587954
You're a guy, you're fine with just trimming.

>>18588064
Should I just wing it with scissors?

>>18587953
yeah
not "lover" but friend, so maybe this counts
we're both gay, closeted, but he's severely unattractive, and I always made sure to let him know I wasn't interested
it lasted for about 4 years until he conveniently moved to the town I was going to college in and started asking to hang out more
would send weird texts like "i want to see tuuu" and shit
told him I was busy, reminded him i'm not interested
he told me he was going to kill himself, so I agreed to meet for public lunch because he's the type of shit that would
at lunch he kept talking about how lonely he was, needing a boyfriend
told him I can't because i'm, again, not interested
awkward silence.jpeg
get a phone call as soon as I drive away
ignore it
he keeps calling, 42 times, sends about 100 texts of "I'm going to kill myself"
finally text him back "ok"
block him on facebook
block his phone number
avoid his hangouts
life goes on
i come back to my dorm one day and this nigger's standing outside
keep in mind that we have security at my school, gated community
he said he was my "boyfriend" and wanted to suprise me for my birthday
literally thought he was going to murder me
pulled out my pocket knife and told him to back the fuck away from my door
told security he was stalking me
haven't seen him since
but occasionally get texts from random numbers saying stuff like "can we talk?"

>>18587953
Yes, my ex. He was constantly asking me to do things to prove that I loved him. He'd beg me not to go to work sometimes. He eventually got me to quit my job. He became abusive and I finally left him. Everyone thought he'd kill me but when I got a new bf he just left us alone. He could beat me but otherwise was a huge wimp.

>>18587988
>>18588004
Well, these stories definitely make me feel better about my own obessiveness.

Collect welfare checks.

>>18587950
Sit in a mall and ridicule people out loud.

>>18587950
You could do some actually needed studies about a number of important sociological subjects that no one has the balls to do.

But you'd need to find a source of income first, because no one wants to know the truth, and no one is gonna pay for you to sort the truth out, and most likely those supposed to fund you are going to spend their time and money to destroy you so you stop. So you'd be doing it only because its the right thing and because it is the truth that is hidden to the rest of us, so you won't be doing it, so no.

>>18587949
Go camping with lots of alcohol and drugs

>>18587957
No alcohol or drugs are to be involved. In fact, one of the reasons why the birthday boy is reluctant in celebrating is because he plans on not going out to club after dinner to dance and do drugs like a degenerate.

>>18587949
I did drugs alone for my 18th. You guys should smoke some pot in the woods or the desert or the fields, whatever you have.

>>18587970
I'll let you in on a secret. If he's depressed at 18 and unwilling to consider drugs, he should rethink his life.

I maintain that getting baked in nature is the best bet. Being in nature without getting baked is fine too.

>>18587936
because if you destroy another person's property or life in the process of trying to kys you don't deserve an escape

>>18587936
The answer is always yes

Try fucking a hooker. Perhaps that would help with the sexual frustration that is obviously causing you to contemplate this.
>inb4 "I'm too good for any girl who hasn't saved her virginity for me"