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>>18591787
Hey buddy, talk to her as soon as you can. Try to make up with it by being who you are. Talk her into teaching you, because if she likes you and you open yourself up, she might just be everything you need.

If not, fuck that bitch off and find someone with the required traits.

>>18591787
Gonna assume you do not have balls and a dick because a man would never shed a tear. Its just pussy for fucks sake.

>>18591762
California is so large and so diverse, what to expect depends on where you're going.

Where in Cali are you headed (and why)?

>>18591793
Fremont, in Silicon Valley. It's for a "coding bootcamp". Spend the month learning C language

Bay Area native here. Fremont is a boring piece of shit. If you have a car you can drive to San Francisco which will have more to do. You're also not terribly far from Great America which is a pretty fun theme park if you're into that. Make sure you get out to a beach at some point. SF is overrrated for that, try Santa Cruz. Just know that's a bit more of a drive (but not significant).

>>18591710
Yeah that can work, but the scarring isn't worth it. I suggest wearing no underwear for a while and start masturbating without porn.

When you masturbate with only your thoughts, you can train yourself to have more control of how quickly you ejaculate.

Eventually you can just tell your dick "not yet" once you come close, without the scarring from death grips.

>>18591710
I can believe I'm going to give this legendary tip on /adv/, but here it goes:
You can last longer in bed if you get a BJ first from your girl, cum and wait a bit to get an erection again so you will last way longer than the first time you cum.
If you still came earlier then get a handjob, then a blowjob and finally get sex.
And if you came earlier after having sex 2 times before the great normal sex, then I have bad news for you.

No problem.

My bf just stays hard after cumming and we keep going until I've finished or he's cumming again.

I recently joined a Discord Server by ways of a friend inviting me to it. Now I'm a slightly more respected person then when I entered it and it's only been two months. Everyone on there is so damn awesome, but there's one person who's caught my eye.

A transgendered person who, out of respect for their privacy, I'll call N. I can't get them out of my goddamn head and I love being around them. It's their amazing personality, their hilarious jokes, and their overall adorable nature that causes me to fall head over heels for them. But I'm too much of a goddamn pussy to say a word to them about it.

I want to say "Hey, I love you, like a hell of a lot" but I can't because I'm terrified of what they may think. So I'll just leave this here on this anonymous message board for them to hopefully find sometime, hopefully.

N, I genuinely love you with all my goddamn heart. Gwen knows I love you but nobody else does. I want to say it to your face but I'm afraid. Please, if you see this, screen shot this post and please DM it to me on Discord.
-Emi

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When I think of what I want out of my life, all I've ever dreamed of was not being alone. Maybe I should have more ambition than that, maybe I should want more for myself. But I'm terrified of being forgotten, of not meaning anything to anyone. The only thing I want out my life is someone to come home to and share my day with. Someone to watch movies with, go to music festivals with me. Someone who will put his arm casually around my shoulder in public. Someone who I can kiss whenever I want. Someone whose company I enjoy, and who enjoys me. Someone to love.

I'm terrified of sharing myself with others. I don't think I've ever done it, not really. I hide myself from the world and wear a mask so they won't see me. I'm so scared that if someone found out who I really am they would hate me. They would see how petty I am, how stupid, realize I'm not worth their time. That I'm less than a child and unworthy of their company. I couldn't handle being hated for who I really am. It's easier to be hated for who I'm not. I don't know how to be vulnerable. And because of this, I know that I'll end up alone.

That part of me, the vulnerable and scared "real me" is soo desperate for attention. It would do anything to be seen. When I hide my disgusting inner self it boils over and I feel like I'm going to explode. That's why I needed a secretkeeper. You've been so kind to me, so patient. You came to me, against all odds, and listened to what I had inside me, and you stayed anyways. But now I have a secret that I can't even share with you. Because you were too good, I think I'm falling in love with you. It's impossible for us to be together, and besides, I know that's not why you came to me. It's not your fault I ended up getting so attached, but please forgive me if I still resent you a little for making me believe for a moment that my dream could come true.

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Despite trying to give you all these excuses due to your busy lifestyle, I realize now that I'm just not that special to you. I wish you had told me that sooner, like on the 3rd date when I asked if you wanted to keep doing this and you said yes. Why? Why did you say yes? You already knew your plans for the next month and a half. Why did you fucking say yes?

I kept trying to tell myself it would be ok, that I really liked you and that I shouldn't be clingy and all that. But all it really feels like is you got my hopes up, used me, and now forgot about me. Sure, I could just keep waiting for you to give a shit about me, but you won't. I don't deserve to be treated this way. NOBODY does.

If you don't have time to date people, then stop asking girls out. I'm a fucking dumbass too for being ok with all this and not just dumping you sooner. I'm new to dating, I have no idea how I should feel or what to expect from my end. I've never been treated like this before - I guess it's a normal thing to happen? I know I shouldn't make excuses. I know I fucked up too. But when I was single for 5 years in a row, it was because I wasn't ready and I didn't have time. So yes, I turned people away. Because they didn't deserve to be treated like an afterthought. And yet here you are, doing that to me. I thought "oh it's been 5 years! I'm ready! I'm ready to date!" What did I do to deserve this?

You have more experience than me so I don't understand....did you treat all your exes this way? Is this why your ex left you for another man? Because he paid attention to her?

You're a cool dude but you're a robot. Work is your only real love and you should just stick to that. Or date someone in a coma who won't notice you're gone.

>>18591680

If eating meat is illegal, yo mama is going straight to hell.

>>18591680
It's spelled Karma. And how can it be immoral to do something that our bodies evolved for? If we didn't eat meat our brains would have never developed to the size that allows us to contemplate whether eating meat is moral or not. Do you condem lions for eating gazelles?

What's immoral are the cruel practices in factory farming, not the act of eating meat itself. Unfortunately it's near impossible to eat meat regularly without supporting the disgusting livestock industry.

Listen, I know summer's ending and you want to get your last minutes of shitposting in before the time runs out...but you do realize you're wasting time, right?

You could be out already playing games, fucking a hooker, or getting a job to pay for said hooker. You only have so much energy and time to give, and yet you're wasting it here?

If this is a genuine question, then you're one really dumb kid. Morals are only involved if the animal didn't die quickly enough and if the meat was raised to taste like shit.

It's like being drunk on life

Fpbp, and also non alcoholics will have a better life overall because they will be way more healthy than the alcoholics.

Do some research on the effects of alcoholism and alcohol in general, OP.
It literally makes you a retard.

>>18591727
Do you meet many people that don't drink? The only person I recall who didn't was a teacher I once had

Suck her tongue

>>18591704
noted. i try but i accidentally bit hers once

>>18591670
god almighty need sauce

>>18591665
go on /x/

>normal basis
Impossible.

The only way to lucid dream is to think of sex 24/7, never masturbate so you want for the lucid dream in order to cum while you sleep and watch a fuckton of porn before sleep.
By thinking of sex and watching porn you will have more erections, thus, filling up more your balls of sperm so when you sleep there is a chance that you will lucid dream.

But keep in mind that you're blueballing yourself by doing this, so it may or may not be a painful experience, since also doing nofap will not make your dick the same again as well you will have a chance to get testicular cancer.

you have to meditate to be able to control your brain waves at a certain low frequency that transmits your consciousness through radiation into other electrons in space. To do this you have to be completely still eyes closed and focus really hard on absolutely nothing. Try thinking about not thinking. You might go numb and start seeing things in your eyelids. Cool shit

>>18591661
Your fetish is only interesting to you.

i think most would agree that it is socially.

Only technically. It'll still make family gatherings pretty awkward if they find out.

you want the suffering to end not your life. its easy to lose track of the differences. sadly suffering is inherently a part of our life, but not all of it. when we try hard to find something we often forget to search and look out for the other things out there.

>>18591640
okay, so for how long have you been taking medication for depression and anxiety?

>>18591640
>I have an addiction
>forgets to mention the addiction

age, m/f?

Look at yourself in the mirror.
See yourself closely.
Then realize that you have a weird face already.

Just kidding, well if you don't want to do weird faces, then become the bottom, like, your girl doing cowgirl position for example.

Do some research on sex positions that won't make you do weird faces, or just look at yourself in the mirror and repeat the same faces that you think you will do when having sex.

Since I'm pretty sure girls do weird faces as well, go watch some amateur porn and see it yourself.


Oh and /adv/ is getting a little fucked up, I keep having the "cannot connect reCAPTCHA".

>>18591603
i'm the same OP. you just gotta accept it, lol. you're gonna make weird O faces and chances are your girlfriend's too worried about her own O face to notice.

>>18591603
yes please make weird faces! I love it when my boyfriend makes weird faces when having sex and they are actually not weird they're hot

>>18591602
Get over it. My older sister touched me too. I just look back on it as my sister beong curious and horny. Not a big fucking deal OP. Get over it you pussy.

>>18591602
What did she do to you?

>>18591602
If you really want to you can report it, since sexual assault against a minor has no statute of limitations, however it'll be your word against hers (I've been through this similar situation myself) and it won't go anywhere. You can choose to confront her about it, but I'm not sure how it would go. You can also cut her out of your life if you so choose. Its up to you.

You should also try out therapy and talk through these emotions. I've tried it and personally it didn't help me but at least I can say that fully knowing that I tried. It might help you out as it does a shit ton of other people.

>>18591607
Obvious bait, fuck off.

>>18591613
You can't connect the dots? You don't need specifics.

Go to a store and tell them how often you smoke and the strength of your cigs. They'll recommend you a vape that's easy to use.
You only look like a douche when you pull your fucking mini transformer out and blow ass smelling hurricanes out of your cockslot

>>18591577
Why vape? There are other methods that have been shown to work, whereas it's unknown how effective vaping is.

>>18591609
I've tried the gum and the patches and they've both done nothing. Vaping is the only thing I haven't tried yet. I've heard good things from my friend who's also trying to quit.

>>18591501
She wants a fuckbuddy and not a relationship

>>18591503
Then why does she text me constantly all day and want to go out on dates with me.

>>18591506
youre not "the one" in her mind. you probably never will be.

either stand your ground and tell her you need more from her or just continue a casual relationship that isnt headed anywhere

>>18591479
lol youre only 3 years older

>>18591479
>>18591505
Seriously you're basically the same age.

>>18591505
>>18591514
Which is why I think it's off that I feel so repulsed.

I usually get attention from older women and, before I sorted my life out, I was groomed into a weirdly sexual relationship with this 50 year old who took the place of my absentee mother at the time. I was 16 back then.

I dunno man, this was a kneejerk thread, maybe I actually need to think about professional help.