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there's a girl at my job that's getting reallyyyy flirty with me. i've been dating my gf for 2 years so i'm pretty apt to slip her into casual conversation to not give girls the wrong idea, but i've been labeled as the "flirty" type before (I need to be charismatic to do what i want to do).
she does all the usual flirty things, I'd think maybe she thought i was gay and she was just having fun but I've talked to her about my gf before and it's DEFINITELY flirting (lingering touches, purposefully standing very close to me, sticking her tongue out at me in like a playful way, grabbing my hand, and she told me i had a big butt the other day). so i looked her up on facebook and turns out SHE has a boyfriend too. they've been dating for longer than me and my girlfriend!
so how do I proceed here? she doesn't seem to be backing down and idk I like the attention. is it okay to have fun if we both are in long term relationships with no intention of doing anything other than having fun?
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just to be clear this girl knows i have a girlfriend, has a boyfriend (of like 3+ years it looks like), and continues to flirt with me like, progressively
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just leave your girlfriend and fuck your co-worker, op
you obviously lack the discipline to ignore or halt flirtation from someone other than your girlfriend
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>>18594275
>so why commit
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Do you like tattoos on the opposite sex?
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Generally no, but it's not a dealbreaker
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I prefer clear, fair skin.
But that's me.
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>>18594230
Not really. I'll tolerate a simple design around the arm or something, but that's really it.
how do I stop using 4chan forever? I've practically been brought up on this stupid website
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>>18594225
Alt+f4
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>>18594225
Why stop? Is there someplace better you'd rather be?
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>>18594229
Id rather have a family and friends
this place is an incredibly bad influence
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I think I caught the feels.
>friends introduce me to a girl, tells me shes a guaranteed fuck on the first date.
>Shes super awkward, fat, redhead with big glasses, kinda frumpy, but rosy cheeked and bright eye'd.
>Its been a while so stickin it in a fatty is cool, just gotta make it through the shitty parts of the date.
>We eat together, she ate a whole steakhouse double cheese burger, all the steak fries, and got a milkshake.
>Whatever fuck it, still cheaper than getting a hooker.
>She pays, which surprises the fuck out of me.
>Go to a park, walk around just chatting it up.
>Turns out shes really fucking cool, She collects computer games, draw sci fi shit, loves old action movies and into a shitton of different music.
>Drop her off at her place.
>She asks if I want to come in.
>Next thing I know I have her bent over her couch slamming the fuck out of her.
>I nut hard, then we hang out in the kitchen eating snacks and shit naked... fire crotch exposed and everything.
>when I can get hard again, we go for round two.
>She asks if I want to spend the night... my brain tells me to bounce, but my dick says stay.
>Wake up in the morning to lips on my dick, she gets on top (her size did hurt my back but fuck it.) and she rides me real quick.
>After shes done she goes into the shower.
>Brain tells me to leave, but I still stay.
>We hang out together, watching TV and fucking.
>I finally get back home tonight... but have already texted her.
I caught the feels hard, but I know shes a slut, my friends set me up with her because shes easy... but I really like her... what do?
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>>18594192
Lucky she didn't shit on you doing the intermissions.
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>>18594192
enjoy it while you can, duderino.
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Take her to the gym and stay with her.
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What is this?
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>>18594178
hobbit feet?
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>be me
>get tinder while gf is away at her cottage for the shits and i love pulling stupid pick up lines
>have fake profile picture, name, age, everything except my job
>i'm not unattractive btw (this is important to the story)
>literally hundreds of matches in 3 days
>most just end up ghosting me after the initial stupid line and "hru"
>one actually forms a conversation
>create fake snapchat
>tell her she should see my real face, give her my new snapchat and send pictures
>she's not even mad wants to get dicked even harder now
>starts inviting me over to her place where she's having a party and her friends all know what's up
>tell her maybe another time
>she's fucking hot man i can meet up with her tomorrow and fuck and it'd be ez
>but i actually love my gf
bros this is the greatest temptation i've ever had in my life. I wanna have sex with this woman, but i love my girlfriend very much and I intend to marry her. I'd have to live with this for the rest of my life. But, I'd also have to live my entire life not knowing what another woman feels like. This curiosity has gotten almost to the point of me breaking up with my gf to experience another woman but i just love her and if i love her there's no way i could actually go through with this
What should i do
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>>18594173
>get tinder while gf is away at her cottage for the shits and i love pulling stupid pick up lines
Stopped reading there.
Have fun debating on if you should cuck your girlfriend.
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The fact that you thought you'd make a Tinder account because you were bored means your relationship wasn't going to last anyway, so it doesn't matter whether you follow through or not. Your relationship is going to fall apart sooner or later.
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>>18594173
Cheating is horrible anon, no matter the temptation. In the end this is your decision to make. Would you do such a thing just to fuck another woman? If so, make sure you don't get caught, or else.
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I need a quick advice before my next shift starts or I'll most probably commit an hero.
Last week I went looking for a job because I'm tired of being a miserable NEET (and also because I owe like 5 months of rent).
I've got one on a supermarket, but it's on a place filled to the brim with people always.
I've severe anxiety attacks whenever I'm getting watched by a lot of people when I'm doing my job (I've no problems doing it isolated), and it seems I can't get moved to any other area.
The question is: should I try to go through the extremely mind-taxing effort of keeping that job to pay the rent and not let down whoever trusted in me to this point, or should I ditch it, testing the landlord's patience and shame once more everyone who believed in me?
Before answering, keep in mind that where I live there's little to no jobs, so the next try could be months afar, I can't travel away because no money, the jobs I can get are pretty limited mostly because of my scholarship level, and there's no autismbux or anything to help me while I get a job I can actually endure for more than 2 days.
I know the default answer will be "do a flip, faggot", but any other answer can get me out of the hole, so please, help me if you can.
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>>18594161
Alright, I take it your social skills are shit if you're having anxiety attacks at work in a supermarket. Here's a couple of things that helped me when I was in the supermarket and when I was SHIT at talking with customers
>keep thinking to yourself "I'm the boss", positive reassurance will help
>rely on coworkers, if you don't know something, just tell the customer you'll get the manager
>pick out easy things to do at first to build up confidence, if you overhear someone wondering where item X is and you know where it is, approach them and ask them if you can help them
Don't an hero or drop the job, lots of people go through this shit, you just have to believe you can overcome it
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>>18594174
Oh, man. I believe I explained myself badly.
I actually have no problems with customers. I once was a store clerk and it was probably my best job.
From where my anxiety comes is from coworkers and bosses seeing me. Whenever I fail to do a job or when I get asked to do a menial task that has nothing to do with the department I'm in (for example, getting the carts from the parking lot to the entrance when I'm supposed to be registering merchandise cargoes), I get depressed and frustrated.
I know this is normal. That every person new to something goes through this. My specific problem is that I have some depression baggage that I've been masquerading since 2006, and I'm feeling my threshold is getting nearby.
I fear that if I stay and I keep getting depressed and frustrated, I might end up an heroing.
Ironically, if I drop the job, I'll end up doing the same for not being able to pay my debts.
My best bet is going by your advice and keep the job, anyway. It's the only thing that will push me forward, regardless where I will land after that.
Thanks for helping me, friendo.
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>>18594222
Best of luck man
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>Get first GF at 19
>Feel sexually and sentimental attached to totally opositte women I meet.
>Failed getting those women's attetion
>Still with firs GF at 26
>Want to feel another woman's love.
>gf is starting to talk about kids and marriage.
Should I stick with my 7yo gf forever and ever or try new grounds never looking back. Can women love without years of investment or is it a meme?
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>>18594160
Some point got to let her know that ya just wanna be friends before the wedding and kids start popping out of her pussy. Soonet you tell her the better. Though it is going to suck but shell get over it.
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>finds perfect waifu at a young age
>thinks with his dick and has the urge to fuck everything in sight
Jesus Christ, this is women tier logic. I can tell that you have sub 80 IQ if you actually rationalize what you're saying for even a moment
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>>18594160
Do it man.
>tfw there's a girl I've been pining for for 15 years
>she never even let me take her on a date
>you pretty much have the only thing I've ever wanted
>and you want to go fuck it up by fucking other women
You must be of the Obama tribe.
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Long story short I'm experimenting with opioids to try to cure my crippling depression. I took three of these bad boys once. Just took three about an hour ago. Feel nothing. Is it safe to take to more or should I stop?
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>opiods
>Cure depression
What the fuck is this? Is this a joke? Drop while you're ahead.
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>>18594141
I'm a full time student and I work full time as a finance manager at a car dealership (I'm 19). I take my work religiously, but I lack the ability to feel pleasure from anything, even female companionship. I even fucked a guy and a tranny just to try to feel something. I have a girlfriend that I've been with for quite some time now and we're technically engaged. By society's standards I'm "successful" yet I'm so miserable. I'm an alcoholic, I smoke cigarettes, and I recently discovered that opioids help me feel alive.
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>>18594156
Try therapy, exercise, or skydiving. There's clinical trials of psilocybin and ketamine improving moods in depression paitients but opiods and stimulants are just an addictive hole.
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How does pulling a knife or weapon on my family and threatening them so they'll finally stop contacting and harassing me sound like a plan?
At this point, even getting jail time is much more preferential. As I've exhausted all other options.
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>>18594096
A dumb one. You can just get a restraining order on them if the harassment is causing you legit stress.
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>>18594096
Like a really fucking retarded idea. Change your number and address and if they're finding you're not moving far away enough or telling the wrong people of your new address. The reason they're getting ahold of you is that you're fucking something up.
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A really bad one OP. I know you yourself already know it's a bad idea, so for the sake of what I imagine your sanity, I'll join the other anons here in telling you to think of a better way of dealing with this.
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How do I stop thinking about her? She isn't even real
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>>18594019
did you fall in love with someone you saw in a dream or something?
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>>18594019
find someone insecure and force them to turn into your waifu, it's the only cure
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>>18594037
She's from a video game
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My mom wants to set me up on a date with a qt. Apparently, my mom has been hyping me up to her and want she wants to meet me.
Do any of you have experience with blind dates set up by your moms? Is this pathetic/embarrassing, a turnoff and doomed from the start or should I give it a shot?
We're both in our mid 20's btw.
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It's gonna be fucked, m8.
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>>18593979
Have you seen this qt?
if not, it's probably another uggo just like you with no social skills or a hint of personality
Consider that a quality qt would not need to be set up with a guy by his mom to get guys
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>>18594208
Yeah, I've seen her Facebook. She is in fact a qt. I'm told she's new to town for work and is the youngest in the office by 10 years and her schedule makes it hard to meet people. I just got back from an overseas assignment so I can relate to work getting in the way of meeting people.
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Wife raging about something unrelated to me. Silence and tension ensues. Two days now. What do.
In b4 sex real gud
In b4 apologize (did nothing, said nothing wrong)
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In b4 just fucking ask her what is the problem and politely explain that you care and her behaviour is fucking with you both so if it's something you can fix she should tell you and if it's not she should stop acting hostile towards you. You're there for her and she should not abuse that, that's shitty.
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>>18593953
This is not a logical person. The bottom line is that I fucked up, no matter the context. Can't leave because my car is in. Her name as well as cell phone. She completely illogical. Bad parents. First "real marriage" logic does not apply
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>>18593947
thanks OP, you've given me my daily affirmation that I'm never getting married
I have this friend from my childhood, and i just found out that she's texting a 18 year old guy and talking about some really fucked up stuff with him.
I turned 18 a few months ago and she's 4 years younger than me.
Any way i can tell her that what they are doing is fucked up and that it's not going to end up well?
Update: Turns out that pedo also has a footfetish, and that he "wants to feel her feet around his dick"
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You're jelly cus your crush is being lewd with some other 18yo instead of you.
Knock it off
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>>18593943
Your friend sounds like an idiot, but I need more information on "fucked up stuff" if it crosses a line it may be statutory rape, and therefor illegal.
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>>18593955
she's like my little sister, what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>18593963
as i already said, stuff like "i want to feel her feet around my dick" and "my cum can help you warm up"
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I'm close to somone I'm in love with. He's been in a relationship for a long time but during that time we'd kiss and cuddle when we're alone. I know what I did was wrong but he had told me he felt the same way which I denied to believe since he still wants to be with his girl even after the issues they face. When he comes to visit me we eventually cuddle and kiss again and I can't help it cause I'm stupid and have strong feelings for him. Even tho his girl doesn't want him around me, he still tries to keep in contact and we talk regularly as friends.
The reason I feel strongly for this guy is because since we've met he's always been polite and kind. We both have a lot in common and has gotten out of his way to help me. He's even given me money in my time of a financial problem. He also loves animals and does so much for them which I admire. I don't know how to get over him and eventually I just to see him as a friend and nothing more. Has anyone gone through a similar experience?
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>>18593935
he's using you as an escape, similar to how guys masturbate when they haven't had sex in a while, you are his emotional masturbatory aid to fill in the void that his gf created. He will never feel the same way about you until he shuts his gf out of his life for good so you have a few choices:
1) ditch him and move on, unless you're a hambeast, there's other guys out there
2) set up elaborate ruse to make him break up with his gf
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>>18593944
I wouldn't come up with something to make them breakup. The only thing I have in mind is hanging with other guys.
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>>18593935
I was the guy in this scenario with a girl who I knew was into me but still hung around with her because she was funny.
He likely cares about you. But not enough to actually be with you.
That's painful and it WILL. No mights. WILL do huge damage to you in the long run.
Cut and run. Try to get over him and look for someone that'll be better for you.
Chatting to him as a friend is fine, but ONLY after you've got someone who fills your emotional needs later. And I doubt they'd be happy with you hanging around with him in the same way.