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>>18594625
Stop being a fucking retarded fag and go outside

>>18594631
But I live in the middle of nowhere I mean there's a store and a basketball court here but that's it

>>18594632
stop being a beta fag then

>>18594607
desu you're pretty fucked.

Option 1:
- Seek a professional service that can dismantle your phone and clean it. This will be costly.

Option 2:
- Take out the battery, spray warm water at it until the chocolate's gone. Leave the phone in a bowl of rice for at least 3 days to dry.

Needless to say, option 2 is riskier than option 2, but also a lot cheaper.

>>18594643


I was reading around and other people said they used a hairdryer to melt out the chocolate.

Would this be a good idea?

>>18594649
It can't hurt, as long as you can set it to a low setting. Try to take the battery out regardless if you can (the heat can do damage to it).

I used Option number 2 FYI to get juice out of my phone and it did the trick, so consider it if the hairdryer doesn't work.

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AND THIS GOES OUT TO ANYONE WHO HAS RELAPSED EVEN AFTER BEING "CURED" BY SOME SCAM ARTIST BULLSHIT.

FIRST OF ALL you do NOT need some sort of recovery program!!! All you need is to change PEOPLE, PLACES, THINGS, EVENTS. Which does not involve some kind of money scamming rehab or brainwashing cult like narcotics anonymous.

Addiction IS ALWAYS a choice. Rehab and these dumb programs like AA and NA are meant to break your will and convince you are weak and helpless to an unwinnable war, and only through their secret cult of admitting you are broken and corrupted can you be saved.

Bro don't listen to that bullshit!! Relapse is perfectly normal!!

"ONLY SITH DEAL IN ABSOLUTES!!!!" - fuckin Star Wars, bitch.

Don't lie to yourself and tell yourself you are a fuck up and a failure just because you decided to give into a triggered urge and get high even just ONE fucking time. Nobody is perfect and if you hold yourself to some god-like standard, you are already setting yourself up for failure!

I am not encouraging you to get high, I'm saying if for whatever reason you do, it is NOT the end of your recovery!!!!! You can still be in active recovery!!! And you are NOT a failure!!! Because guess what!!! It WILL ALWAYS BE A CHOICE, and you can make the decision to never get high again starting at any moment of your life.

And for anyone to claim to be a saint and act all high and mighty and tougher and cooler and smarter and better than anyone else, just because they are staying 100% clean while you are staying 97% clean with a few mishaps, are fucking completely out of their minds!

An ultimate form of hypocrisy would be another addict (or even a non-addict who could never comprehend) trying to place judgement on your soul as if they have any right to judge anyone for anything at all. As if they don't have any faults or flaws or imperfections.

Anyone judging you for relapse trying to convince you that you are failure is your enemy and should be treated as such

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I will be bumping with some fine ass for a little while.

Just ask questions. That's what I do when conversation stalls. People like to talk about themselves. So just ask a bunch of questions until a conversation starts

"so... u lik memes xDD?". Ask about recent movies that came out or tv shows to find common interest. If that doesnt work then talk about their career and ask if they have any stories to tell about their job etc.

>>18594534
Alright, faggot, listen up.

Any conversation you have has to have a point. A direction.
Even when you start randomly talking about some stupid shit like celebrities, movies, games, whatever, you need to have a point.

You ever notice how bitches SUCK at conversations? How every time they open their mouths you just space out?

It's because theyre talking about fucking NOTHING. That is what you sound like.

Im guessing youre a guy (faggot) so it shouldnt be hard to conversate because men are philosophical. We can talk about dumb shit all day like "would you fuck so and so for this or so and so for that" but if youll notice we can get pretty deep into why we would or wouldnt.

Now, thats first step. Practice talking to yourself or in your thoughts about any particular topic that you have a question about. It helps you with "fleshing out" your thoughts for a conversation.

Kinda like how you chat with someone and after they leave you think to yourself "fuck I could have said this and it would have been great!"
That happens because that conversation was the only opportunity you had to flesh out your thoughts on that topic.

So think to yourself to avoid that scenario in the future.
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>>18594511
There must be a reason because you're still here. So if all the comforting words in the world mean nothing to you, at least trust in cold, hard logic: if you were really better off dead, you would be dead by now, so since you're alive you know that, no matter how shitty things get, death logically cannot be the best solution.

>>18594533
I tried to learn programming and even Linux because I am kind of a geek, but I have the shittiest of memory.

>>18594569
I know your pain, just today I spent hours fooling around with Cygwin and all I got was frustration and lack of faith in my abilities. Linux is cruel, and I wasn't even working with REAL Linux.

>>18594500
Many people are dropped off and pick up their vehicle later

>>18594530

But my drill location is in Maryland and we are busing down to Georgia for 2 weeks.

Just want to know if my car will be ok at the drill hall in MD or do I need someone to drop me off.

thanks for reply

Shouldn't you be asking your NCO this?

The fuck would 4chan know, private?

Are you anxious or stressed? Do you have performance anxiety? Are you using antidepressants?

>>18594471
No antidepressants, must be anxiety because I'm very relaxed. Idk i find it difficult to concentrate on the pleasure it self

When I was with my first girlfriend, I wasn't able to cum with just her pussy/mouth/etc until like 4 months later. My advice is stop jacking off, and just getting used to sex. It might take a long time, but if you have a consistent partner and know what you like, then you'll eventually be able to nut.
Unless you're asexual, but if you like to beat off and get hard from being with your partner you're probably not

Travel. If you have the money, you don't even have to leave the country. If you're on the west coast, drive down to L.A. East, visit Florida and hire a prostitute. Doesn't matter.

Just do something fucking spontaneous, maybe you'll find something worth while out of that, maybe even end up moving some place new. Change the world's wallpaper. It helped me.

>>18594451
I've traveled and it did nothing. I went on a school exchange to Germany, I enjoyed it a lot but like everything else once it was over nothing was new and I was back to having no purpose to my life. Aber ich habe mein Deutch verbessert.

There's a world outside your room man, go out and experience some stuff. Join a club - sports, film, cooking, biking, hiking, whatever. Volunteer to do some charity work for a cause you care about, it can be incredibly rewarding. I did it for the first time not long ago and loved it, met loads of new people. Just don't let the internet alone colour your perception of life.

Bump. Dammit just answer my question. One true response and I'll fuck off.

Post it here and I'll tell you

Depends. My guess is if it's visibly rotting them it's probably not good. A clean skeleton should be fine.

Post the pic? I'm an animal anatomy buff and I'd like to see it.

>>18594398

As someone who has no interest in your "movement," but has no interest in getting married or having kids either, just fucking don't. No one wants to hear you whine about women being some big fucking problem, especially when you're probably the kind of person that couldn't get a girl if he tried.

If you need a huge support group to convince yourself that women are the bad guys, you're not really going your own way, you're just scared.

>>18594408
Not OP, but I thought MGTOW was just a term for what you plan to do

I have also not wanted to date and be alone, maybe have a surrogate child but I didn't feel the need to wave a fucking flag about it. The only reason to do so is because of how mad people get about it: see the shitstorm that this thread will brew.

Do you stare at a screen until you hop into bed?

The blue light keeps you awake. Look up F.lux. It makes your screen orangey at night. I thought it was a meme but it really helps me get properly sleepy at night.

>>18594392
I generally read about 30 min before I get to bed. My phone has a blue light filter on its highest setting which still doesn't seem to be helping for some reason

You're obviously not tired enough
Do more exhausting things

>>18594270
>What's the average amount of of make-up women wear during the day?
Too much.

Also the more makeup you wear all the time the shittier your skin will get ironically because all your pores will be all clogged up all the time.

It's better to wear little make up and look good than it is to wear a lot of make up an look beautiful because as soon as you remove the make up people are going to drop your ass faster than an Antifa cuck.

Less is more.

>t. have friend who used to use very little makeup and looked very qt, until one day she had the same thought you did and caked it on every day, making her look like a party clown

One should be hope-less. One should not hope for anything.

>>18594279
Interesting. I've never thought of hope as a bad thing, while I dismissed faith as weak nonsense. Is there really no advantage to hope, I feel that I agree that hope is useless and for the weak-minded, yet I have hope for all kinds of things. Thanks for the advice, good to know.

to chant Hare Krishna

>>18594252
What are you asking?
He likes you.

>>18594256
But we just met!! And he said he has a Russian gf in Moscow lol
>I'm also russian

>>18594261
>But we just met!!
So? You can like someone in very short time.

>And he said he has a Russian gf in Moscow
Now that's a tough one. Depends whether you want him to cheat on her or not I guess if you want to be more than friends.

Drink some super strong coffee

That sucks. Hopefully it isn't too painful

>>18594243
I want to live though.
>>18594247
Asshole is on fire and I'm going to bathroom a few times a day.