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>>18596889
this usually works:

>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>18596897
Nice meme but i need some serious advice here.
Im a total autist when it comes to textmessages and i fucked up similar situations.

>>18596907
I guess I'd want to check a few boxes:
1) do not deflect the comment, accept it and be confident
2) turn it around on her

So, that could be something as simple as "Imagine how sexy I'd look in your bed."

Guess it depends on whether you're just tryna smash or what.

>>18596854
What role you going for anon? You joing the raf?

>>18596863
Yes I am. Going for an ground crew trade, but only until I pass the CBAT and can get an air trade. Forgive me for not saying which one.

>>18596867
Just make some shit up anon, say you liked camping and hiking and stuff like that.

Bullshit it or exaggerate it.

Just don't say you've done anything that needs proof I.e DofE, what were your grades like?

>>18596853
I've had that happen. I felt guilty and plan b messed with her cycle and what not. All you can do is try not to do it again I guess. Or pullout better.

>>18596853
maybe not be such a bitch?

>>18596858
how is it a bitch? the last thing we need right now is a baby

Distractions are your best bet in the early phases.

Do you have any interests or hobbies?

Do you have any family you can ask for help and support? If you don't you might want to try AA.

>>18596816
Yeah if I don't drink in the week I'll go to the gym, also play snooker weekly but usually end up having a few beers there anyway, could just have a coke or something

>>18596745
Manlet Mandingo

>>18596746
No

"Sendnudes"

stop trying to win the argument. your fragile ego isn't worth losing your love. if you know you're right then calmly explain why it's right without putting her or her opinion down.

You could try the Socratic method. Ask her questions until her answers defeat her own argument.

>>18596705
I lost my lovely gf of two years recently primarily due to this. I highly suggest you find a way to solve this before it happens to you. Women will only put up with so much and there will always be someone else who doesn't do what you describe that they can and will leave you for.

It's not fair but the reality is if you want to keep a woman you must go above and beyond to make sure your personality is in line with what they want.

>>18596732
Don't do this. Most women dislike logical arguments and it will only piss them off. From their perspective feelings are more important and if you ignore that half of an argument you are setting yourself up for some heartbreak in the future.

>>18596700
Im 25, a month from 26, and I also feel like Ive done nothing with my life worth mentioning. However, I also realize that I havent had anyone explain to me how important TIME really is and that I should be using it to master something. Anything.

I couldnt for the longest time invest time into something. I thought of it like a game. You have a few skillpoints to place in a skill tree. The catch is that you cant refund those skillpoints so if you threw it all in magic and later found out it's not that fun, you just wasted points that took years to get.

Not spending those points has its drawback though and that means that you never progress. You stagnate because youre too scared to try using up those points. Next thing you know you're in your mid 40s and by then it's almost too late to do much.

You already have two things you feel that you might be good at. What you should be doing is surrounding yourself with that lifestyle to see if it's really what you want to do.

I mean find friends that are all into kickboxing and might be doing competitions. You need to live the lifestyle because that is what youll be doing for almost all your life if you are passionate about it. If you surround yourself with kickboxing shit and it turns out you dont really like it, move on. It's not really something you want to base your life around.

One last important piece is to understand that in your 20's you arent really supposed to have shit. You have barely started your journey of life alone and we need to soak in more knowledge before doing anything worth mentioning.

Make it a goal to have something by 30. If you pass 30 without really getting into anything yet then you can worry about possibly being stuck forever. Possibly.

And if you still cant find a passion, try out ANYTHING that peaks your interest. If you think to yourself "This looks like it could be fun" then try it out. Finding passion is a numbers game at the end of the say.

>>18596768
And one last piece, try not to worry about ehat others are doing. They had the advantage of being born to parents, friends, and family that encouraged or guided them to what they are masters at now.

We havent had that luxury because our hand dealt sucked but we dont need decades to master anything. Ive seen people lose to others that have spent just a year getting into whatever theyre doing. One year vs decades of training.

What really counts is how passionate you are about whatever topic. If youre really fuckin into it, you will master the shit out of it because thats where youre drive is.

Anyway thats all I got nigga. Good luck.

>>18596700
McGregor has only been fighting since 2007 with some limited boxing before that.

>>18596668
Have you tried Religion?

budhism and catholicim, nothing rang true for me

>>18597780

anything you want to do in life? how old are you?

>>18596659
Expect him to ask you questions about your mental health and prescribe medication accordingly, along with general recommendatios for a healthy lifestyle

>>18596730
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Don't go it's a meme they will drug you

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>>18596644

>>18596644
in your pic it looks like you never finalised anything. you should have typed, "ok, I will go over to your place (or wherever you are meeting) at 1:30, see you then!" In any case you could have asked if the person was home sooner than almost 4

maybe you are not making strong enough plans or maybe your friends are flakes

>>18596815
I said that like 2 or 3x earlier in the conversation though

just a bit of peace for the mind, no traumatic Ex-BF/GF, no STDs, no person that is so stiff from their baggage that they can't communicate and form mutual compromises

>>18596787
I don't think virginity has anything to do with communication. Anyone can suck at that right?

>>18596606
>sweet brand new vagina
>genuine reactions during sex
>no previous dick
>she learns with you, from you
>you get to witness and enjoy her progressive sexual disinhibition
>sometimes they're shy about being completely naked wich is cute
>fetish?

>>18596590
Gonna need more context bud, where do you see this guy at

>>18596590
One could assume that you need the guy, right ?

Are you 13 or what?

Either punch him right in the face, or cut him off, or go to your superior if he's a coworker

Tl;dr be a fucking adult

>giving money to someone to help you and lying so that they can't help you

Fire them and hire me as your new therapist. You can go ahead and abuse substances all you want and tell me whatever crazy stories you come up with. I won't judge.

I also charge $1 an hour less than your current therapist so its a very good deal.

>>18596592
Oh, my country has free universal health care. I pay taxes for this shit whether I use it or not.

I'm tempted to just say everything is fine, I'm about to move to a new town anyway, and it's not like she gets informed about my criminal records as they happen.

>>18596599
Why don't you change therapist it is clear you have no confidence in her ability to help you. If you are a guy ask for a male therapist.

Get new friends

>A girl I liked invited me to her birthday but I said no because it was in a nightclub.
This does make you sound like you're a 'no fun bastard' though.

Dam op you sound like someone I'd like to hang out with. There are people like you out there. Keep the faith.

>>18596572
>This does make you sound like you're a 'no fun bastard' though.
I felt bad saying no, especially since she asked me twice.
But her seeing me in a nightclub would have not benefited me, it would be like throwing a cat into a bath of water he would be miserable and do his best to get out of there.

>>18596579
My faith is wavering.
I did not find any like minded people in school, college or work.
I feel bad for being an introvert but I spend every day dealing with people at work so I feel drained at weekends.
I like people and enjoy mixing but a Nightclub is over stimulating.

Pubs are so much better, they are quiet, not as dark, you can drink at your own pace and have a laugh.

>>18596562
nah just smonk weed bro

Y, I'm 30 and it's still better than when I couldn't drink daily

>>18596570
That's harder to get, costs more, and desu is pretty fucking gay

I'd rather do acid or something