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take steroids and drink lots of mountain dew

>>18597121
>When I'm not hard it is like 7in and when hard 10in.
You, sir, are uncommonly lucky, and should count your blessings instead of bemoaning your fate. If it's interfering with your work, it sounds like you need alternative employment. Have you considered doing porn?

>>18597252
10 inch penises haven't even been proven to exist, OP is probably a liar.

>>18597077

Ultra Clingmaster 9000

I've been there before. Take a break and get your mind right. Attempt communication again when you aren't feeling so needy.

>>18597098
I know I've always hated break ups ussually took my ex's back if they asked
>>18597111
Probably whats going to end up happening anyways, we'll be going to the same community college this coming semester I'll find a way to make small talk then

>>18597053
go to /meg/ on >>>/k/
as far as i know you have no chance without corrective surgery

You need a lot of shit to be a pilot. Use Google. No new recruit is gonna join the Navy and go straight into flying.

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It will be much easier to get a commercial pilot license

>>18597050
How young.

>>18597150
16

>>18597157
If that is Satutory rape where you live then don't do anything rash.
You're prolly fine to see her and sleep with her otherwise. Just becareful you don't get labeled a pedophile
Nothing is really wrong with sleeping with her as long as you aren't abusing her or taking advantage of her or anything like that.
Talk to her about it desu is the best thing to do.

i feel you bruv. i used to get hammered out of boredom and then do stupid shit on facebook. take it a day at a time for the beginning, its all about resetting your habits. maybe pick up weed?

try weaning yourself off little by little. Set some goals and try to meet them. AA may help more with this stuff I don't really know.

>>18597047
I'm literally in the same situation, pick up some hobbies, make some sort of project for yourself, distraction is key

I'm worried that by her going against that, that it becomes compromises and I vowed to never call something a compromise in a relationship. It should happen regardless yet this dilemma is like she created that.

we wouldn't know we don't have girlfriends.

>>18597026
Learn about being unequally yoked

>>18597019
Use state vocational services. You might even get a grant for training.

>>18597019
Also
1. Janitors aren't paid enough. Be a waitor or a customer service rep.
2. If you don't want part-time, then don't offer to work part-time.

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>>18597043
>Don't volunteer part time
Fuck. You saved me, Senpai

two months? you're fine. your concern now is the extra calories and metabolic suppression that will turn you into a fat fuck, and your steadily-increasing tolerance to the drug that will result in that "half-drunk" feeling requiring more liquor to achieve. but liver damage? unlikely that there's any

>>18597001
Weight is not an issue as I am faggoty veterinarian and all I eat is low cal veggies and shit. And I have started noticing this, I used to mix gin and OJ, but recently I have just been drinking from the bottle and the burn of the drink does not seem to bother me anymore, then again it is 80 proof, kinda weak.

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>>18597000
At the very least you need two 24 hr periods a week without any booze, gives your system a chance to flush.

Ideally (if you want to keep on saucing without dieing) you want to have 4 24 hr periods without any booze.

A good way to start on this is to make a "booze journal", just listing M-S with what was drank next to each day, put a 0 for nectar free.

take a few deep breaths and appreciate the spare time you have. think about all the times you had to go to work or school and would have killed to have the day off.

>>18597032
Really? All you're telling me to do is be grateful? I'm looking for actual solutions here

>>18597074
He's telling you to be content instead of a heedlessness hedonist

Boomp

if she had feelings for this guy, you cant expect them to disappear in a second. it sounds like she was confused and torn. for her to now say she will totlly block someone who was so important to her is a really big thing. for me, go for it, everyone deserves a second chance, especially after 2 months of being a good girl

>>18596988

lol...

dude WALK AWAY.

If she were legit interested in you she would have forgotten the ex completely right from the start.

A non-loyal GF is like a car with malfunctioning brakes.

>>18596982
I think it makes people uncomfortable when a stranger approaches them.


Don't worry, I'm Hispanic too and I'm a little bit afraid of white people. I'm constantly anticipating the moment when a white person talks down to me in public for making a simple or common mistake. I'm starting to become slightly bitter toward them as well. Just cause of all the racial strife coming to the surface now a days. I realize it's always been there but now I'm experiencing it first hand and I do not like it.


I would say fuck it and just stop interacting with them. Sucks but it's better than being made to feel like shit when you're just trying to be friendly.

>>18597068
I can't stop interacting with white people as all of my major friends are white.

I was never really accepted by other Hispanics as I don't look Hispanic (Ameri-indian), and instead, mixed-raced.

>>18597068
Also,

A lot of the people I speak with are white in my neighborhood. I can't cut-off 3/4 of the populace just because they're scared of black hair and yellow skin.

I think I'd rather take my chances and gamble with a negative whirlwind.

I can forgive people that can't understand other people because of superficial things like skin-color, etc.

bumping if cool

>>18596981
You shouldn't be talking so often
tell her that you want to move on and be emotionally more available for potential dates and then do it. The closer you stay the more it will hurt

>>18597065
yeah youre probably right, it was hard to do since i was still getting nudes till about 2 weeks ago (she was still 'seeing' him).

i messaged her yesterday just about some random and she hasnt replied yet, should i wait a few days and then let her know or just rip the bandaid tonight?

You're lucky, I never had a girl tell me I'm cute, or even give me a look that indicated I was attractive in any way, shape, or form.

>>18596949
nah

I've got that too, still here and still virgin despite that. Sorry bro, not yet. Now you'll be even more anguished, because you know you're good looking but still can't get a gf despite that.

>>18596914
Yes, you should try. Take some time to clearly and precisely list your grievances and come up with concrete things they need to change. Maybe nothing will change, but if you don't talk then CERTAINLY nothing will change.

Don't take it too hard: it takes a huge amount of courage to break up with someone, especially someone you still care about. It's good to give it a lot of thought.

>>18596914
Do they know they're making you feel that way? They could have no clue they've been coming off like that

>>18596921
>>18596948
OP here. Yeah, I should talk to them. But I feel like they're stuck in their ways and in the end, it's me who will have to compromise. I've brought up other issues in the past (like twice) and it's always me who ends up apologizing or the situation being twisted on me.

I love them a lot and they say they love me too but it doesn't feel that way by their actions. I just don't know when a good time to talk to them would be.

I don't know maybe join some clubs talk to some people

>>18596894
Kill yourself the next time you pussy out like a bitch. Hopefully you are more afraid of death than changing, and if not, this thread is pointless.

>>18596894
> straighten your back
> look at people in the eyes when talking tothem
>keep your chin up
>speak from your stomach

this is just the basics, the rest its up to you.