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I'd like to correct that I came late only once, but the attitude still followed.

>>18600425
I think that she has nothing against you unless you did something to her.

>>18600442
Bad first impression? Her being a cunt and making this bad of a blunder don't seem to be mutually exclusive. If I knew, half of my issue would be taken care of.

>>18600368
No sources, but there are plenty of people who can watch porn that don't have a desire to act it out in real life, because they realize its fantasy, AND because they realize that seeing something on screen and doing it in real life can be a completely different experience (you can't smell anal sex in porn).

That said, if you're trying to emulate what you see on screen to get your rocks off, and aren't understanding when your partner says that they don't want to do it, then you have a problem. Whether the porn is causing the problem or not is irrelevant. You've already seen and fantasized it. You can't forget what you've already fantasized about.

As for her feeling jealous, I have a standing agreement with my wife, who only wants sex once every 2-3 days: If I have an itch, it's gonna get scratched. She always has first crack, but if she declines, then I'm gonna scratch that itch myself.

she feels like she isnt good enough which is sorta true since instead of railing her you watch those "perfect" sluts

how does she hate it? shes probably having fantasies getting "raped" by you and lubing up her butthole as she resists, they all love it

be more wild with her, dont watch porn when you are horny, fuck her brains out, when she experiences that you get are into her just as much as into those "perfect" women, she wont care much

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>>18600368

>she tells that because of that I will want try some extreme sex, she hates (like anal, group, hardcore BDSM, rape).
Next time she watches a violent movie, ask her if she suddenly wants to imitate what's on screen.

Further, basically every modern male watches porn. That's hundreds of millions of people. You think we're all secretly wanting to rape our wives and girlfriends? Ridiculous.

>Also she fells jealous of porn, thinking, I prefer the "perfect bodies" of pornstars rather than her.
Ask her if she thinks junk food tastes nice. Next, ask her if having McDonalds will make her never want to eat that favorite dish that her mum makes.

That's what porn really is - junk food. If you eat too much of it, it will likely make you unhealthy. But having it in moderation is no problem. (Do be extra careful with the hardcore stuff though. Having too much of that probably *will* negatively affect you).

>(because according to the articles, porn is a rape of women).
Do these feminists think balet dancing is rape too?
Because it also involves mostly women often with heavy make-up, doing unnatural movements that take a lot of practice, and may be uncomfortable, for money.
What, if it involves making people feel good during the process, does that suddenly make it evil?

>>18600237
fucking drop her dumb ass

she wants the physical affection you can provide together with the her idealized mental image of her ldr boyfriend

I suggest you leave her alone as she clearly has some issues to work out

>>18600243
Yeah I wondered this. Like he's impossibly far away, and all he has to do is be good over the Internet and she fills in the blanks for how perfect he must be, if only they could meet irl.

She has feelings for me, I mean it's really clear to me. But she's also extremely physical and flirtatious with me. If I was him I'd have dumped her just based on her behavior tonight even before we were laying in bed. She was in a bra and tiny skirt standing in my doorway with a bottle of ky asking me if I had condoms for us, grabbed one and then stopped, looked at her phone blinking from his messages and said "just kidding" and got topless right in front of me to change to pjs.

She is someone's girlfriend lmao

Sales positions are the worst. You're going to have expectations on how many phones you sell but ask yourself, who the fuck buys a phone at Target? If you have sales experience or want to gain some then it might be worth a shot. Worst case is you look for another job.

>>18600195
Depends on the cost of living in your area. 10.50 isn't bad in a town where rent is like 400/month and you could literally ride a bicycle to wherever you want to go.

I'm of the opinion that you never rely on commissions unless it is entirely commission based, like selling insurance or cars.

>>18600224
Yeah I don't really like the idea of sometimes I'll have money some times I won't.

Kek America and your drug tests. Move to a non 3rd world country anon

>>18600144
No, it's not coming up in interviews. If they ask more than, "Did X work at your place from Y to Z?" and, "Would you rehire this person?" they are breaking the law, as is anyone who volunteers more than this.

That said, your old employer could answer, "No, they could be the last person on earth, and I still wouldn't rehire them," and be in the clear.

The real solution is to not do shit that puts your job at risk.

>>18600176
Thank you for your response. I suppose I haven't been getting hired for whatever reason.

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>>18600111

2/2

>Last few weeks I'm working there
>Have shift with the girl
>She tells me she's not happy with boyfriend, that she's thinking of leaving him, has an intimate conversation with me about it at work
>Says she's never been passionate about her boyfriend like other boyfriends but nearing her 30s its the best she can realistically hope for
>The next day one of our coworkers, who she has also spoken to about this, keeps hinting that we'd make a good couple. I ask about other people on the ward, but she keeps bringing it back to this girl
>I confide that I have really strong feelings for her, she tells me that she thinks the girl also likes me, but doesn't want to show it
>She says she always notices that the girl only talks to me when it's just me and her and it's probably because she doesn't want everyone realising she likes me
>Some awkward conversation between me and the girl most of the shift, lots of hinting at liking her and some back from her too
>We talk a bit after the shift, then I say pic related

I have absolutely no idea how to figure out this situation. I get on well with her at work, despite how awkward we are with each other, my gut really tells me that there's something there, even though objectively it's a lot less clear. There are signs that say she's interested, but also strong signs she isn't. I'm not an idiot with women, I could easily go out with a few girls right now, but I feel like a lost teenager who has no idea how to read into things. She alternates between being talkative and being terse with me, should I read things like the screenshot I'm posting here as her just not being interested, or is there a chance her being like that, not talking to me as much, telling me what she told me in the park down to avoiding guilt because of her conflicting feelings about the relationship she's in?

>>18600111
i don't even have to read this

she doesn't like you. you're not a chad

get over her

>>18600141
what's a berk?

does he like you too? are you able to tell?

>>18600108
I can't tell. He is a bit of an aspie himself and sometimes things feel distant and awkward between us. On the other hand he enjoys our banter and likes me enough to discuss personal matters.

>>18600116
does he know you like him?

There's no harm in trying. What's your story?

What happened?

>>18599990
What makes it so weird and complicated?

How much did he drink and how long ago did he start drinking?

Don't leave him alone as he may throw up and choke on his own vomit.

>>18599983
He started five hours ago.
He didn't drinked too much i think, but he is quite a pussy and is not used to drink.
4 or maybe 5 cocktails (pretty heavy ones, about 30% alcohol) and one or two rum shots

>>18600031
Weight age height any medical conditions?

Everyone should do it once. Just don't take too much. Start low and work your way up. My first time was one hit, second time was two hits, third time was three hits. I settled on two hits being my preference. It's almost impossible to have a bad trip off of one hit unless you have some real deep psychological damage that you can't control. Not going to waste time typing out my experiences, just go have your own. It's a lot of fun. Stay positive, explore yourself. Do it somewhere relaxing and with chill people. Don't try to go out and do a ton of shit while on it.

It depends on where you're at your life right now.
If you've been depressed lately or just feeling down I wouldn't recommend it. Just remember that it's a 12 hour trip. Also if it's bitter spit it out.

Take it. Do research first please. Like a whole night of research. Most importantly, test your shit, have a trip sitter, and start with a lower dose (100 to 200 ug). I've done it multiple times up to 500 ug and had no issues, until I got smacked by reality. I did 455ug (lots) with 2 freinds who thought they could handle just as much. They ended up delirious and nonsensical. It ended with one freind stabbing himself in the chest with a kitchen knife in an attempt to kill himself. He lived but only because his mom came home early. I had to hold him down while she called 911. If we didn't have somone sober there he would have died. This is like a 0.01% of happening if you're prepared though so please be careful. I'll tell a good story too if you want

>>18599863
Try to solicit the same hooker from another line, and run a counter-ambush instead.

>>18599868

This.

>buy a burner phone
>contact hooker
>meet up
>make sure you have a gun with you

and I'm not responsible for what you do

>>18599863
If you want to get some petty revenge, you can use CL to lure her back out to some hotel, set up there beforehand and watch her arrive, after she gets the room and sets the dudes up in the bathroom, go slash her tires and smash the windshield and haul fucking ass. Don't park your car anywhere close. That'll cost them as much as they stole from you and then some. This is a pretty dangerous option that could lead to your death or imprisonment though.

Another option is to put the tip in anonymously with her number and picture like you said and hope the police follow up on it with a sting op. They most likely won't though unless a bunch of people give them the same tip. Still probably worth reporting anonymously.

>>18599763
If you already made your point just ignore her. If you havent made your point just text her that it is over and yall are exes for a reason. That there is 7billion ppl on earth and she needs to gtfo ur life.

Always can just block her and remove her as a friend on social media.

She will get the point eventually, ghost that fucking bitch

Tell her you're fucking someone else

>>18599830
if you wanna be heartless, and if your single/your current partner is okay with it, send her a video of you fucking someone else

Or if your not an ass, tell her firmly you are not interested in seeing her anymore, she needs to meet new people and move on, and block her.

>>18599686
Tell him to stop being a bitch and keep going even after he cums

Just ask him to eat you out before hand and being you to orgasm or make him jerk it 20 minutes Brodie and cum then go at it problem solved , this shit isn't that hard to understand

>>18599719
Well here is where the problem lies:
a) he is disgusted with going down on me so he wont do it
b) we tried it a few times to go again, but the same thing just happens
c) he gets "sore and bruised" very easily and just refuses sex after lets say third attempt and we have to wait a few days for him to be able to go again.

Its not like we havent tried the conventional methods. Problem is they wont work.

>>18599662
If you do not know that you can live with more than 3500 dollars per month, you do not know how to make 3500 dollars per month.

isn't that like the average salary of americans?

>>18599671
>>18599670
I live in CT, I want to own my own condo and have enough for savings afterwards.

Most Americans are living paycheck to paycheck

we broke up when she moved interstate and have been talking almost everyday since.

she tells me shes now seeing a guy but its not serious.

should i hang around and cuck about or cut my losses and lose a best friend?

>>18599687
Cut

dont let this new guy govern anything you had with her