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I'm idiotic, selfish, lazy, ugly, have no goals in life, nobody likes me, and I don't have the drive to improve. Should I just kill myself?

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I got my learners permit at 17 in Florida but my parents wouldn't let me drive because they didn't want to have my little brother in the car and they couldn't leave him alone at the house. I've driven twice and am 18 now, but I can't get a driver's license because I'm shit at driving. Should I just say fuck it and practice illegally without someone older than 21?

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Some girl I like wont respond to my messages :/

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I could really use some advice regarding my ex...

We had a pretty rough break up back in May. A month after we broke up I realized my mistake and tried getting her back but she had claimed to have moved on. It all culminated with me going too far and her telling me to leave her alone and that it's never going to happen.

I broke contact and now things are going pretty well for me. I got a new, well paying job, I'm being a lot more social, I always fit but I got even more fit....

Last week, she texted me first two times. First time was about some email she got from the gym since we used to have a join account.

This last time, she texted me asking if I or one of my friends threw paint on her car. I told her neither myself nor my friends would do that and that I'm upset that she would even think I would deface her property like that. I did also offer her my help, I know I would be pissed if someone fucked with my car. All she replied with was "nope, bye"

In between these exchanges she also IM'd one of my good friends on Instagram with a screenshot of his tinder profile and saying "oh hi"

I'd be interested in getting back with her, but I honestly don't know what to make of these exchanges. I feel like she's just trying to get under my skin.

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Hey /adv/,

I just started dating this girl 2-3 weeks ago, and I think things are going really well so far, but I've got some questions for you guys.

Am I supposed to talk to her about designating ourselves boyfriend/girlfriend? If so, how do I broach the subject, and when's a good time for it?

She told me today that her friends want to meet me soon. I'm kind of nervous just thinking about it, but obviously I'm going to have to meet them eventually. Could this really go wrong, or am I just overthinking it? Has anyone here had a weird experience meeting a date's friends?

I had my first kiss ever (at 22) with this girl about a week ago. It felt really good to get it out of the way, and it wasn't a big deal at all. I'm sure I sucked at it, but she hasn't said anything. I feel like I should explain myself so that if my kissing continues to suck, she'll at least be patient with me and kind of show me how she likes it. Do you think that's a bad idea?

>please
>thank you

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I'm approximately 5k dollars in debt and they're getting ready to send collections agencies after me. I've tried everything, even going the route of those nasty financial domination fetishists to try to pay it off. I'm disabled and have a hard time working for long periods of time, and my rent eats up most of my money. I tried manual labor the other day, and due to my inability to retain water (I drink almost 400 oz of water a day as a result) I couldn't do it. Nobody taught me about credit card debt, and they're going to come after me. Why didn't anyone warn me about this in school? When I try to work harder I end up hurting myself. Nothing like trying to make things better to make you realize how broken you are as a human being.

I'm 25 and about to be a debtslave, I literally cannot make enough money fast enough to get myself out of this hole. What should I do?

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> be me
> Be 43-year-old separated NEET father of two great little kids and chronic depressive whose neet status is running out fast
> Help me, I'm stuck

> Get married to crazy chick in late 30's, venture into stay-at-home father role
> have heart episode at 40 requiring major open heart surgery
> Never really regained a fundamental enthusiasm for living
> Need a part time job at the least for family continue to supplement my neet status (only way I can survive where I am for the time being, which I need to do for now for my kids)
> Went to music school at age 26, decision only a budding prodigy or total neet would make, and I'm not and never have been a budding prodigy
> Have never tried to make a living related to music, and have very little interest in the idea
> Worked waiting tables mostly before music school, comfy but soul-crushingly boring office assistant job for nine years after music school, before dropping out to be full-time with my kids
> Really need to get a part time job at the least, benefits would be ideal of course - starting part-time in order to cause the least disruption for my kids' schedule for the time being
> Could not force myself to be the fake person anymore that I'd need to be to succeed as either a waiter or office assistant, etc.
> Have never figured out wtf I want to be when I grow up, like not even a little
> Every job I see online looks either horrible or way out of my league
> Miss the days when manufacturing existed in the USA. Would love to be an assembler, to make things
> I don't mix well with most trade workers

I'm basically retarded, speaking metaphorically of course and with all love and respect for my mentally challenged brothers and sisters out there. If for some reason you've made it through all this, and care to share your advice or observations, I'd be sincerely grateful. I'm confident any feedback will be at least on par with the crap I've shelled out neet bux half my life to hear from shrinks and charlatans.

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I know how to make my life/self better but every day after school and/or work (depending on the day) I just jerk off and lay down or pley old geimus on my college craptop.
Please help.

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So my right index finger has been twitching all day these last few days. It use to come and go in the past and wouldn't last as long. It would twitch randomly then go away for a few weeks or months, but lately it's gotten worse and it's only in my index finger. But it shakes when I'm at rest and it does a side to side motion. I'm only 24 years old and I'm scared I have early onset Parkinson's. I'm setting up an appointment to see a neurologist tomorrow but right now I'm just really scared and can't stop thinking about how shit my life is gonna be if I do indeed have Parkinson's.

As I'm typing this my finger is twitching on its own, how worried should I be?

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/adv/ I'm in a fucking relationship mess. My girlfriend is so damn intent on joining the Navy and going off for a 1 1/2, and then she expects me to want to go with her while she jumps around being stationed places. She won't compromise with me even though we looked at the national guard. I'm currently in college. She says the main reason is that she wants to join is to get her school paid for but by the end of that time we're gonna be pushing over 25. I really love her and I need help.

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In summary , I know that my problems are in my head, im fat, i procrastinate, im lazy, but i want to improve, i can rationalize that it's in my head. I try to get motivated to change things for the better but only some minor things really stuck like getting up early, or counting calories (sometimes i slip up) but i want to do more, and be smarter, healthier and happier, while other things fall flat, like actually understand what im studying or actually eating healthy, any advice on how you got good habbits to stick, despite procrastinating or having a non organized lifestyle?

Some Background on me if it helps.
>> full time College student, part time job
>> low gpa, due to dysfunctional family and me just being tired all the time
>>Recently deleted all video games, as i feel like im addicted to them and occasionally have strong urges to play
>>started getting into stocks to try to get into a healty alternative to vidya
>>controlling dad and passive aggressive stepbitch (mother)
>>I wake up early at like 6/7 but cant do much or dad calls me a loser if i try to excersize early in morn or make a healthy breakfast
>>more lil things that may or may not add up

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Hi, /adv/, I'm a fucking dumb and don't know where to meet women. I've been single for awhile now and I'm eager to find someone to possibly settle down with. I'm more of an introvert, and I don't go to the bars very often, if at all.

Where are some places where I can meet a woman? Where have you found your loves?

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>thinking about chocolate
>about natural chocolate and how disgusting Hershey's is
>the creamy deliciousness of a whole milk chocolate bar
>the desire to experiment with horse, camel, and reindeer milks in a variety of negro picked chocolate beans
>childhood wish was to acquire small band of midget slaves

How do I start a chocolate factory?

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I have a minor thing for a girl I've seen around and I was told she's probably going to be at this bar on Friday.

Unfortunately a girl that likes me that I kind of ghosted after agreeing to a date is also probably going to be there. Should I go to the party at the bar to try to get a chance to talk to the girl I'm into, or avoid it because of the other?

Also open to advice as to what to say to the other girl about the date - it's been about a week and a half since I drunkenly agreed to take her on one after she asked a bunch.

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Senior year in high school. Singed up for a Statistics AP class expecting it to be interesting, but, my God, I was horribly wrong. Missed the deadline to drop the class so now I have to wait until the halfway mark of the first semester to drop for another class. Should I do fuck-all and not give a damn or at least look like I'm putting in some effort by not absolutely tanking my grade?