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>>18603654
Sounds to me like your gf is your fathers mistress and they are about to move in together

Seems like a perfect opportunity to fuck your mom my nibba.

>>18604215
Nah i know the mistress, i used to work with her, ive seen videos of them together, pictures she has sent him and emails between the two of them. He was a idiot and insulted my intelligence by thinking i wouldn't be suspicious and find out.

Ford version I hear is by far the best.

Stalag

>>18603648
>Mine Kampf
Learn how to spell the title.

>>18603577
Many women have your trouble. The simplest answer is to masturbate. A lot, and experimenting with different methods, approaches, toys, angles, speeds, whatever.

The good news is that the first orgasm is the hardest. Let your body learn how to have them one way and it will be able to have them other ways.

>>18603577
Drugs help too - feel good ones

My ex had the same problem, I used to get so fucking mad because I couldn't make her cum. She eventually told me she never could get there, and we tried a lot of things. I wish I could tell you that didn't have an effect on our sex life, but it did.
Sorry I don't have any help, just saying that you might not wanna let it worry you too much.

>>18603497
Blue board.

Humans naturally associate sex to strong emotions, it's an evolutionary drive. It's especially significant for women, as having sex with someone causes her body to produce hormones that emotionally you bond her to get sexpartner. You can't pretend that this is going to be "just sex".

>>18603497
I would find myself in the same boat, and say no. If it's a big deal to her, than obviously we aren't meant to be together, because you want different things.

Why not now?

How about something simple like 5 squats, 5 situps, 5 pushups and 5 seconds of planks.

Go do those right now and then come back to this thread.

>>18603528
This report in faggot OP.

>>18603528
Do you have any tips for a skinnyfat person

athletic?

>>18603474
Nope but I just started going to gym

Stop touching your face OP.

>>18603393
Depends on the locale. Many cities will use Military or Police singers, so it may not even be an option.
As for the language of Oh Canada, it is almost always the mixed version, with the second half if the first verse in French. Otherwise it is monolingual English. Outside Quebec, it is never sang monolingual French. You are likely unlikely to do otherwise.

I'd recommend using your voice

>>18603414
I live in Portland and I have seen trail blazers games or hockey games against Canadian teams and they hardly ever have anyone sing oh Canada (I don't know any Americans who can sing it) and it just ends up being a recording played

you must be 18 to post here

also,
>competitive gaming

Consider doing something useful with your lifs

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>>18603333
>What kind of guy is a girl who likes excitement like?

>>18603406

I'm mentally and emotionally probably around that age yeah, I spent the last 10 years in two different relationships so I don't have that much dating experience with many different girls.

>>18603304
Stop comparing your life to others. That said, if you're 24 and still in college, that's a pretty good sign that college isn't for you. I would try a skilled trade.

>>18603304
maybe try military?

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>>18603304

23 here, but same buddy. We're to blame for not following through, but we certainly weren't helped by the stigma to go to college right have high school

How much debt did you wrack up? I was in for 1.5 semesters of crashing and burning and I got stuck with a 16k bill. I pay it back in 5 dollar installments.

drink less coffee, and no coffee in the evening; drink more water. do more exercise, even a long walk. Also check out the Buteyko Method of breathing for the asthma. Don't be a goddamn mouthbreather whatever you do.

>>18603308
Yeah none of that stuff works.

I already jump rope and lift weights. I have tried all sorts of stuff. My asthma started when I moved to Illinois, I didn't really have it before that.

I am trying to move out west because I've been told it is better for asthmatics. Looking at Arizona or Colorado, but at the moment I'm not sure how realistic it is to move.

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>>18603296
I use the Filtrete 2800 for my air conditioning filter (pic related), and take knockoff Zyrtec and 2 knockoff Benedryl every night. I also vacuum my rug and carpets regularly, and sweep/mop my hardwood floors several times per week, change my sheets once per week, and have liners on my pillow and bed so that nothing gets into the pillow.

I also use a pillow made from latex (better than memory foam, and hypoallergenic).

>>18603292
Tell them how you feel. Tell them how it feels to not have sex as much, or how it feels when they reject you by saying they're tired, or how it feels to hear your partner say they're not in the mood to have sex with you because they masturbated. I know you're worried about hurting their feelings, but you gotta spend some time talking about the bad and then frame it as an opportunity to make the relationship even stronger than before. But that means you'll also have to give them the opportunity to express their feelings about your feedback, even if that means you listening to your partner say how that hurts them.

Most problems in relationships boil down to people not feeling as connected to each other, or worrying about becoming distant or detached altogether. You're just looking to connect more and you're worried the waning sex life signifies that the relationship is in danger

>>18603292
I'd answer this but your retarded use of the third person plural is just too fucking annoying.
And you're not in some polyamorous relationship, right?

Talk to them about it, I've seen many people solve big problems by just having a talk and talks like these are important in a healthy relationship. It shouldn't make them feel bad about it as you are their significant other. Talking might as well solve it.

>>18603256
A pink or rainbow shirt, also coming out to fratsbros seems like a bad idea but all of my knowledge of frats is secondhand.

>>18603256
Can I ask why you feel the need to let everyone know your kink? I'm into chicks with red hair and green eyes, but no freckles, and I don't need to gather close friends and relatives to let them know this.

>>18603256
wear a shirt that says "I AM GAY"

>>18603243
id say its very possible

probably. or her chad bf is going to show up with her and they are going to laugh at you

>>18603243
Depends on the chick. It's possible, but not definitive.

>>18603211
>2.3 GPA into junior year
youre done for unless you pull eldritch magic buddy
youre supposed to apply at the end of junior year, before the final GPA is in, with volunteer hours most likely for a scholarship
its possible to get into the ghetto nig university, but its pointless
join the army and aim for something tech related, and base a career off that (i.e. as annelectrician or something)

but who knows, youre young dude, keep going for what you want deadass

>>18603211
Yeah you're not going to be able to make significant impact on your GPA, even if you suddenly get all As in every class your senior year. You need to work hard and improve your GPA as best you can, then go to community college. Spend 2 years there, then transfer to UW. You'll save money, and if you get all As in CC, you'll get scholarships and grants to attend UW with little debt.

source: my personal path, but at Gonzaga, and still graduated with zero debt due to scholarships, grants and state/fed aid.

>>18603236
Did you ever feel like you missed out?

>>18603188
Why do you feel the relationship is coming to an end?

>>18603189
All of the classics. We argue over little things we used to never. I get the distinct feeling she is pulling to move on in her life, but I am the handbrake. Like I gave her what she needed at the time, like a drug, but she is ready to move on. Keep in mind I usually give advice so I'm no idiot, but I do see I've gotten her over hurdles, and she with me over mountains. I am grateful. But it seems now we are pulling apart. And forcing us to be together is what causes these trivial problems.

>>18603189
If you need more info I'd be willing to share. Ask away. It really isn't status quo for me to ask for help but I really need it. I don't want to wreck her life, or mine for that matter.